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[fettoken]

Get some attention span, fool. That's extremely obnoxious and irritating and i wish all things like it would disappear from the internet, and the people watching/creating it as well.

 

[Raven]

Not watched it but i would ruin that black bird on the thumbnail, absolutely destroy.

 

[Job]

Just got this email off RBS...they are basically saying because of digital banking they will be fucking everyone over as usual...delayed payments, wages may not appear in balance till Monday etc.
Uttter fucking cunts...making millions in interest by holding on to your cash in other words.

Anyway, it also contained this...wtf!


Changes to Payment Regulations
New regulations will come into effect on 13 January 2018 - making sure all European banks process payments in the same way, in an increasingly digital world.

Here are the main changes:

1. With your permission, third party providers (TPPs) can access your information to provide their services

• New digital banking services are entering the market offered by us and TPPs. These will include new ways to pay for things online and tools that allow you to view all your accounts with different financial providers in one place. Before giving a TPP permission to access your account information you may wish to check that they're authorised by the Financial Conduct Authority (FCA) to provide their service.

• **********Some TPPs might ask you for your digital banking log in details and password to provide their service to you. If you decide to give them this information, this means that they'll be able to see and do anything you can on your accounts.***********

• If you give TPPs permission to access your accounts and account information, we're not responsible for what they may do.

 

[old.user4556]

Anyway, it also contained this...wtf!

Calm your tits, all the banks are having to do this. It's going to make it much, much better for a lot of things - no more dicking around sending payslips or bank statements around, other providers (car finance, mortgage advisers, financial advisers) can call services provided by banks via a set of APIs to get that information directly for immediate affordability decisions thus expediting the application process for customers. They should also be able to simplify banking apps so that you can have one app connected to multiple banking providers so that all your accounts a viewable in one single authenticated place (there are some apps like this already).

If you object, you simply opt out.

 

[caLLous]

"If you decide to give them this information"

 

[Job]

I just find it and Im sure 90% of the world would agree, rather unbelievable you would hand over your bank log on details to a third party...would you send it in an email?

 

[Tom]

When I last applied for a mortgage the process took fucking ages. It was a massive pain in the arse to be continually asked questions about basically, if I could afford the mortgage I'd paid without issue for the previous 15 years or so.

This new system simply enables such companies to quickly access your account and determine much more quickly what you can afford. Or you could have a single app to manage multiple, separate bank accounts. You could set up your app to automatically move money around depending on what criteria you set.

5 Things You Need To Know About PSD2

When we buy something online we typically enter our payment details into the merchants website, and the merchant then gets the money from your bank account by way of a few intermediaries

• With PSD2, the Directive will allow retailers to ‘ask’ consumers for permission to use your bank details. Once you give permission, the retailer will receive the payment directly from your bank – no intermediaries
• The direct connection between retailers and banks will be enabled using Application Programming Interface or APIs for short
• The use of API’s is exciting because it enables companies (innovative companies) to connect to financial institutions directly

Also:

• The unconditional right of refund for direct debits under the SEPA CORE scheme
• A strong customer authentication system – check out the post: Two Factor Authentication
• Ban on surcharging (additional costs) for card payments
• Better consumer protection against fraud, capping any potential payments if a unauthorised payment is made to €50
• Improved consumer protection for payments made outside of the EU or in non-EU currencies

Sounds like a good idea to me.

 

[Job]

Maybe they could add tracing money stolen from accounts...as it is they couldnt give a fuk to spend ten minutes following a trail and try to wave it off as 'lost' into the ether.

 

[old.user4556]

I just find it and Im sure 90% of the world would agree, rather unbelievable you would hand over your bank log on details to a third party...would you send it in an email?

Then don’t give them it?

 

[old.user4556]

Tinder scorecard so far:

- 35 in-play matches on my tinder stock portfolio
- 13 dates
- 9 individual girls
- 5 girls kissed
- 3 shags
- 2 blowjobs
- 4 vaginas touched (2 in public in Edinburgh)
- 1 fisting
- two sets of tits jizzed on
- 0 meaningful relationship potential
- oldest 33
- youngest 22

 

[Lamp]

Alan Partridge v Malcolm Tucker

Alan Partridge vs Malcolm Tucker: The Great Big Brexit Grudge Match | The Big Issue

 

[Lamp]

Impressive skin art

 

[Lamp]

Just found an old pair of trainers. Looked in good nick still. Great find. I loved those. Alas! On putting them on I find the soles have rotted away over the years. I trawl Google for them. £515. No thank you very much .... *trawl, trawl *... Hang on, what's this? A site called Essex Bathrooms (what else? ) will ship me a similar pair of genuine Pradas for £52 from China... Never mind.

 

[fettoken]

Tinder scorecard so far:

- 35 in-play matches on my tinder stock portfolio
- 13 dates
- 9 individual girls
- 5 girls kissed
- 3 shags
- 2 blowjobs
- 4 vaginas touched (2 in public in Edinburgh)
- 1 fisting
- two sets of tits jizzed on
- 0 meaningful relationship potential
- oldest 33
- youngest 22

You need to turn that age button down to 18... *disappears*

 

[Madmaxx]

You need to turn that age button down to 18... *disappears*

 

[fettoken]

Find the elusive "Profile says 18, really, I'm 16"

 

[old.user4556]

Find the elusive "Profile says 18, really, I'm 16"

There's a lot of age lying going on with Tinder, you need to be smart and weed them out and hard-next if you sense shite. Obvious signs of suitable ages are pics on a night out, alcohol, holiday photos, selfie of them at the wheel of a car (only 17, but still). The same problems exists at the other end of the spectrum, I'm amazed that some women who are clearly in their mid 40s think they can get away with 32-35 as their age. It gets compounded by their "mumsy" dress sense. Unless you come across as sexually attractive to a man, you're fucking doomed love.

 

[fettoken]

 

[BloodOmen]

 

[Moriath]

Man knocked down by cyclist badly hurt

 

[caLLous]

 

[Gwadien]

nope nope nope nope NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE oh

 

[Raven]

 

[Raven]

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4uBXox-2Xo

 

[Raven]

Lots of hypocrisy on show with this new tax avoidance leak. Some very left people getting caught up in it.

 

[Job]

You mean Bono dont you.

The president of champagne socialists.

 

[CorNokZ]

From what I've heard nothing illegal has happened? It is just immoral and egotistical behaviour it seems

 

[~Yuckfou~]

It would be if it was real.
The one on the left is the actual tattoo, the one on the right is the image it was taken from, shopped on to an arm. There are plenty of differences to spot, shame, would have been very good.

 

[~Yuckfou~]

Pics or it...

You know the drill hombre.

 

[~Yuckfou~]

So quotes aren't working or I've lost my mojo agin.
First was Lamps tattoo image, second was G's fisting exploits.