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[Zarjazz]

So the question we should be asking is if @Big G is keeping his avatar or quickly switching to somefin different?

 

[Jupitus]

The chef who came up with that wants knocking off his perch Tbh.

Probably some pikey who'd been herring about Michelin stars and thought there could be some squids in it....

 

[Edmond]

Probably some pikey who'd been herring about Michelin stars and thought there could be some squids in it....

Now you see i want to face palm that for being so bad, but we need a 'so bad its good' emoji

 

[old.user4556]

So the question we should be asking is if @Big G is keeping his avatar or quickly switching to somefin different?

This has crossed my mind .

 

[Lamp]

Just made a fantastic Hungarian goulash.

Been cooking for 3 hours. Melt in the mouth beef, soft peppers and onions, tomatoes, fluffy potatoes, with a hefty kick delivered from cayenne chili, sweet paprika, and the key ingredient: hot smoked Spanish paprika.

Picture not great. Couldn't get the lighting right, steam everywhere, excuses, excuses. It looks much better than the photo. The taste is heavenly.

 

[BloodOmen]

 

[Madmaxx]

View: https://i.imgur.com/9jn3Tib.gifv

 

[fettoken]

Just made a fantastic Hungarian goulash.

Been cooking for 3 hours. Melt in the mouth beef, soft peppers and onions, tomatoes, fluffy potatoes, with a hefty kick delivered from cayenne chili, sweet paprika, and the key ingredient: hot smoked Spanish paprika.

Picture not great. Couldn't get the lighting right, steam everywhere, excuses, excuses. It looks much better than the photo. The taste is heavenly.

Looks luvely.

I made something similar a few days ago, namely, a chili. Didn't have any quality smoked chili though, which I´ll try to get my hands on this time.
What made it awesome was the half litre of guinness!

 

[caLLous]

19 REASONS THIS “SURVIVAL” STORY SMELLS FISHY

I thought they looked far too healthy in the pictures when they were rescued but it looks like there's an awful lot more to doubt about their story.

 

[Tom]

An American school arrival system.


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrxxX-59b58


Fuck me. Jesus. No wonder they're all ham planets.

 

[Scouse]

Fuck me. Jesus. No wonder they're all ham planets.

What amazes me is that people don't stop a few hundred yards down the road and says to little johnny - walk you fucker - I ain't waiting in that queue!

 

[Vae]

No footpaths in the US is an issue.

 

[DaGaffer]

An American school arrival system.


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrxxX-59b58


Fuck me. Jesus. No wonder they're all ham planets.

I have no frame of reference; if those kids are coming in to school over a 20 mile radius, this looks like an eminently sensible and well organised process, nothing like the morning carnage at my kids' school. It does look like a fairly rural area.

 

[caLLous]

Impressive battery life on that drone. Also, I expect there's some policy or other to discourage people from dropping their kids off on the roadside.

 

[Scouse]

Looks like a rural kiddies prison camp tbh.

 

[Bodhi]

No footpaths in the US is an issue.

Loads of footpaths in the US, just no bugger uses them.

 

[Raven]

Probably too narrow.

 

[Moriath]

Loads of footpaths in the US, just no bugger uses them.

But they are not in the place that they are needed. In redwood shores california i can stay in self service apartments but i cant walk to the shops the other side of the freeway cause the bridge and roads around it have no paths.

 

[Raven]

They would have them if they were needed.

But the last thing you want to do when walking to the shops for your 2000 calorie dinner is burn 50

 

[old.user4556]

I have changed my avatar. Please do the needful and advise on the same.

 

[Raven]

Well, safe pair of hands. She is never going to be involved in anything relating to sexual activity.

Except maybe a dremel

 

[old.user4556]

Well, safe pair of hands. She is never going to be involved in anything relating to sexual activity.

One could argue she's fucking Scotland and accusing Westminster of harassment.

 

[Scouse]

One could argue she's fucking Scotland and accusing Westminster of harassment.

She looks like she's angry yet excited by an audience member who's decided to get his cock out and wave it at her, and has readied her mouth for her face-first leap from the podium into his crotch.

 

[old.user4556]

She looks like she's angry yet excited by an audience member who's decided to get his cock out and wave it at her, and has readied her mouth for her face-first leap from the podium into his crotch.

Standard for FMQs.

 

[Bodhi]

I have changed my avatar. Kindly do the needful and advise on the same.

Edited for true outsourcing accuracy.

 

[Bodhi]

And on a similar note, I've just been invited to set up a "meeting of the minds on this topic". Now I've seen Star Trek, and that shit looks painful. I might just ask them to socialise the meeting notes.

Again.

 

[Scouse]

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFAktO_xFz4

 

[old.Osy]

Edited for true outsourcing accuracy.

I have changed my avatar. Please do the needful and advise on the shame.

Re-edited to reflect reality.

 

[DaGaffer]

They would have them if they were needed.

But the last thing you want to do when walking to the shops for your 2000 calorie dinner is burn 50

LOL. No they wouldn't. There are huge areas of the US where there's literally no way to get from A to B on foot unless you go cross-country or commit trespass. Utter reliance on the car.

 

[Moriath]

LOL. No they wouldn't. There are huge areas of the US where there's literally no way to get from A to B on foot unless you go cross-country or commit trespass. Utter reliance on the car.

And mostly jay walk