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[Ctuchik]

Those things are made out of pure evil. I had an identical puzzle once and i spent GOD knows how many months with it before figuring it out, and then i set fire to it..

 

[Lamp]

Need some kind of ready to go filter for removing anything to do with 'feminism' when browsing the web.

Unless it's an educational film about how 23 year old sex addicted nymphomaniac Norwegian lingerie models struggle to balance steamy naked lesbianism with mild feminist philosophy.

 

[fettoken]

Also anything with Trump. Also any hashtags-related.

 

[old.user4556]

Tinder date 6 tonight.

Had one drink. Back to mine. Threw her around like an empty tracksuit. Spaffed so hard, best sex in 10 years. 34HH boobs, firm and pert, I nearly asked for a photo for the FreddysHouse lads.

As you were.

 

[Scouse]

Fuck my life

 

[Lamp]

What kind of tracksuit? Adidas?

 

[Moriath]

Tinder date 6 tonight.

Had one drink. Back to mine. Threw her around like an empty tracksuit. Spaffed so hard, best sex in 10 years. 34HH boobs, firm and pert, I nearly asked for a photo for the FreddysHouse lads.

As you were.

So i can pics or it didnt happen then?

 

[Raven]

What? You mean the idiots that work in the public sector couldn't organise a wank in a whore house?!

Operating theatres 'waste two hours a day'

 

[Lamp]

 

[Zarjazz]

Fuck my life

Could be worse, you could experience my one month on Tinder. Only a single match in that entire time but when I saw she was at least a 9 I didn't care about all the wasted time.

Spoiler

Turned out it was a misclick and she blocked me 5 minutes later.

 

[Shagrat]

Could be worse, you could experience my one month on Tinder. Only a single match in that entire time but when I saw she was at least a 9 I didn't care about all the wasted time.

Spoiler

Turned out it was a misclick and she blocked me 5 minutes later.

doh harsh!

 

[old.user4556]

This was one of the first sketches of Frasier I saw, great stuff .

 

[Moriath]

Could be worse, you could experience my one month on Tinder. Only a single match in that entire time but when I saw she was at least a 9 I didn't care about all the wasted time.

Spoiler

Turned out it was a misclick and she blocked me 5 minutes later.

Were u in london at the time?

 

[Zarjazz]

Were u in london at the time?

Yes and I still am for my sins.

 

[Tom]

There is a squirrel on the pitch at the game I'm filming.

 

[Shagrat]

There is a squirrel on the pitch at the game I'm filming.

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nice. is he English, what's his ball control like?

 

[Embattle]

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_AArltTNRaA


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u3y44icsvaE

 

[Moriath]

Yes and I still am for my sins.

Thats really bad hen with the number of women in london lol.

 

[Job]

Just done the summit course with the missus..it was 30m viz, sideways rain and I was on road tyres.

Superb.

Bwlch Nant yr Arian -

 

[Lamp]

Just made a batch of fairy cakes

A bit shallow in the middle. Think I over-mixed it allowing too much air in.

 

[CorNokZ]

What's next? Fruitcake?

Or should I say: what's next, Fruitcake?

 

[Raven]

I am starting the xmas cakes this weekend...

 

[Raven]

Heard a new one for "some fuckwit fucked up again"

"Learning opportunity"

Piss off, no wonder nothing ever gets done.

 

[old.user4556]

Heard a new one for "some fuckwit fucked up again"

"Learning opportunity"

Piss off, no wonder nothing ever gets done.

Ahhhhhhh, I like that one! Similar to a more senior manager saying “I’ve got an excellent development opportunity for you” which means “this complete bag of shite needs done, I can’t be arsed to do it so I’m going to get you to do it under the guise it’ll be good for your performance review which will be shite anyway because we need to meet a fucking bollocks arbitrary bell curve”.

Also a fan of we need to perform “an education piece” - you mean someone needs a fucking bollocking? Say it you spineless sleazy fucktrumpet.

 

[Moriath]

Ahhhhhhh, I like that one! Similar to a more senior manager saying “I’ve got an excellent development opportunity for you” which means “this complete bag of shite needs done, I can’t be arsed to do it so I’m going to get you to do it under the guise it’ll be good for your performance review which will be shite anyway because we need to meet a fucking bollocks arbitrary bell curve”.

Also a fan of we need to perform “an education piece” - you mean someone needs a fucking bollocking? Say it you spineless sleazy fucktrumpet.

I always get really good performance reviews. Dont mean shit tho. They are not connected to payrises or anything so might as well just get average. Lol

 

[Raven]

Mine are, go in and say I want more money, walk out with more money.

They are helpful.

 

[Moriath]

Well when you are earning £1.50 an hour goig out with a ten penny pay rise seems a lot i guess

 

[Raven]

I am very well paid for my time, but thanks

 

[Moriath]

I am very well paid for my time, but thanks

I am sure you are worth every penny of that minimum wage

 

[CorNokZ]

I got £4,300 extra a year after my first six months fresh out of uni without asking for it. Not complaining, but will be asking for more in about a year