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[Scouse]

OK - decision time.

Fallout 4 or Witcher 3?

 

[Moriath]

OK - decision time.

Fallout 4 or Witcher 3?

Witcher 3 out of the two

 

[Moriath]

Spoiler

View: https://twitter.com/WhoresofYore/status/921023227866046464

Could go to scotland and learn about pubic hair instead.

 

[Syri]

OK - decision time.

Fallout 4 or Witcher 3?

I'd get both if I had the money (technically I do have the money, I'm just saving for more important things than games at the moment). If I had to choose, I think Witcher 3 appeals to me a little bit more, but both seem pretty good, so it'd be a tough choice really.

 

[Scouse]

Witcher it is. Bleeding fifty gig download tho!

 

[Moriath]

I'd get both if I had the money (technically I do have the money, I'm just saving for more important things than games at the moment). If I had to choose, I think Witcher 3 appeals to me a little bit more, but both seem pretty good, so it'd be a tough choice really.

I got both and played both. Witcher is a richer environment and story. But i like them both.

 

[Job]

Oxford accused of 'social apartheid' as colleges admit no black students

 

[old.user4556]

Spoiler

View: https://twitter.com/WhoresofYore/status/921023227866046464

Could go to scotland and learn about pubic hair instead.

Can confirm. Touched three different vaginas in two weeks, all bald.

(Insert paedo joke here)

 

[fettoken]

Bald's the best.

 

[Scouse]

Can confirm. Touched three different vaginas in two weeks, all bald.

So Tinder actually works then?

Or are you talking about those realistic vaginas made from casts of porn starlets muffs?

 

[old.user4556]

So Tinder actually works then?

Or are you talking about those realistic vaginas made from casts of porn starlets muffs?

Oh, it works my friend, but you gotta be good with chat and have an abundance mentally. If something dries up or a girl comes across as unstable, hard next. It’s exhausting though, those three vaginas came out of talking to around 15 girls all at the same time.

 

[Raven]

Fuck that, women don't make sense at the best of times.

 

[Scouse]

Oh, it works my friend, but you gotta be good with chat and have an abundance mentally. If something dries up or a girl comes across as unstable, hard next. It’s exhausting though, those three vaginas came out of talking to around 15 girls all at the same time.

And those three were probably talking to 150 men at the same time :\

For me - aside from the fact I'd worry about catching an STD from a bird who hooks up with a different guy once a week (so, 52 a year - not that I'm saying there's anything morally wrong with that) - I couldn't be arsed with maintaining that level of bullshit. Because tbh I think it'd have to be bullshit - there's no way I could hold that many conversations with 15 girls and give the slightest fuck about any of them.

Question: When you thought of a good line that made you laugh, that you were proud of, during a bit of banter with one girl - did you find a way to use it on the other 14 girls?

 

[old.user4556]

Fuck that, women don't make sense at the best of times.

Agree. It’s fucking hard work for little gain and even worse when you don’t know the person. I’ve got date number four with the same girl this weekend - she’s gorgeous and highly sexed, but out of the blue she went from “free, easy going, laid back, happy in myself” to “why are you getting an earlier train? Are you bored? Do you not like me as much?”.

Date. Fucking. Four.

 

[Scouse]

Agree. It’s fucking hard work for little gain and even worse when you don’t know the person. I’ve got date number four with the same girl this weekend - she’s gorgeous and highly sexed, but out of the blue she went from “free, easy going, laid back, happy in myself” to “why are you getting an earlier train? Are you bored? Do you not like me as much?”

I don't think Tinder is condusive to relaxed and easy going-ness. It's the capitalism of dating. If you know that you're in an actual marketplace and it's as easy to get a different (better?) partner as swiping your phone through the shopping list enough then it must be an incredible downward pressure on self confidence and relaxation. It must breed anxiety.

To be fair, I've only ever been on one date. Hated it. So much pressure to impress in a few hours. No time to slowly build trust. Just felt forced and artificial. I just used to fall into bed with girls I got chatting to, but I guess Tinder could be just a faster version of that.

Got laid tho. So I guess that's what's that's for. Cum dumpsters until you find one you're compatable with that doesn't weird you out too much?

 

[old.user4556]

And those three were probably talking to 150 men at the same time :\

Question: When you thought of a good line that made you laugh, that you were proud of, during a bit of banter with one girl - did you find a way to use it on the other 14 girls?

Yes and yes.

Point 1 - that’s the game, but thankfully modern men are total creeps (I have the inside view from my sister's experiences) which means you can immediately contrast against them assuming you’re a high quality man.

Point 2 - I generally go with the same “getting to know you” chat where I can paint a confident picture of myself. Mostly successful so far.

 

[BloodOmen]

 

[fettoken]

It would be rude and obnoxious, borderline rapey/abusive.

 

[fettoken]

Headline: Charged with severe crimes - two months in prison.. (or some shit)

Important: It's a Klobb from Goldeneye!!! How do you get one of those?!?

 

[Lamp]

☆

 

[Lamp]

Hmm can't post any SwiftKey emojis

 

[Embattle]

Classic UN - Mugabe named goodwill ambassador by WHO

 

[Job]

Im sure the real man is different to the character assasination all the media has been involved with in the last decade...or someones being hopelessly PC.

 

[Lamp]

Mugabe is a git.
End of.

 

[caLLous]

So irresponsible and dangerous...

 

[DaGaffer]

Classic UN - Mugabe named goodwill ambassador by WHO

Unbefuckinglievable.

 

[BloodOmen]

It would be rude and obnoxious, borderline rapey/abusive.

Well yes, it would be rude and obnoxious if you took it seriously... which I hope you didn't since its blatantly not meant to be taken seriously

 

[BloodOmen]

Classic UN - Mugabe named goodwill ambassador by WHO

Fucking hell, what's next? Jimmy Saville named stellar rolemodel for kids?

 

[Job]

Mugabe is a git.
End of.

Mugabe is the wests bad boy and we paint everything that happens in the worst possible light.

If you read the wiki, you can see the ups and downs, but there nothing there that any popular western leader hasnt done X100

Robert Mugabe - Wikipedia

 

[Moriath]

Mugabe is the wests bad boy and we paint everything that happens in the worst possible light.

If you read the wiki, you can see the ups and downs, but there nothing there that any popular western leader hasnt done X100

Robert Mugabe - Wikipedia

Like take all the white farmers lands away and drive them off with violence?