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[Lamp]

Rofl

almost typed Rolf.

‘Animal Hospital’ with Rolf Harris has been cancelled tonight. The episode had Rolf Harris explaining how to handle a young beaver

 

[Raven]

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZLQcEp-cYw


I feel like I should hate this guy...but I don't.

 

[Tom]

I made some soup tonight. Cornflour + water looks a bit like bukakke.

Or so I'm told.

 

[DaGaffer]

NZ middle school kids do a Haka for a retiring teacher. That teach must have been some kind of awesome dude.


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MFGort3K9W8

I have an utterly irrational hatred of the haka. Especially white people doing a haka. Every time I see an All Blacks game I want the other team to moon them or something (because machine guns aren't allowed).

 

[Lamp]

They performed 3 haka at Jonah Lomu's funeral. Powerful and emotional.

 

[fettoken]

Out with GF friends playing trivial pursuit, got a question on which game Blue Shift etc is a expansion pack for, after which complete silence ensued. Hesitated but took one for the team and answered..

Also previously that night, on the subway, friend asked me if i was crying. Like a man, i owed up and answered: Nah, that's my eye-cream (which it was)

 

[caLLous]

You obviously answered Half Life...

 

[fettoken]

I had to. No shame..

 

[Lamp]

Just finished cooking the most fantastic goulash. 3 hrs in the oven. Beef that just melts in the mouth, the great whack of smoked paprika, soft peppers, and a punch from the cayenne chilli.

 

[Lamp]

If anyone wants the recipe it's very easy to make

 

[fettoken]

Never really post 9gag but this was top notch:

HOLY F**K! Rafa Benitez magically summoned his own name.

 

[BloodOmen]

 

[Moriath]

I made some soup tonight. Cornflour + water looks a bit like bukakke.

Or so I'm told.

I make home made soup quite often. Its good use cornflour tho

 

[Scouse]

I have split with my wife. So sharing in the life is shit brigade.

Sorry man. Sucks. Recently?

I rage, not often online, but jeebs. Better today. Eight mile walk in the sleet rain and snow near Chatsworth house. I'd say bizarrely good day but physical exercise makes us so it was kinda expected :/

 

[Job]

High resolution image of the Moon, Nice to zoom in and think..its just floating there covered in craters.

http://i.imgur.com/oQFdZdS.jpg

 

[BloodOmen]

High resolution image of the Moon, Nice to zoom in and think..its just floating there covered in craters.

http://i.imgur.com/oQFdZdS.jpg

What did you expect it to be covered in? Morris Dancers?

 

[Raven]

Migrants.

 

[Raven]

My arse needs a public health warning today. The hot wings and blue cheese sauce from last night are making themselves known.

 

[Job]

Migrants.

Yeah, how come the Moon is taking in any Migragees

 

[Lamp]

The moon's pretty boring. No atmosphere

 

[fettoken]

Anyone able to loan me a few 100k's?

 

[Lakih]

Anyone able to loan me a few 100k's?

Yes but I need you to send me a few [your currency] to cover some fees first.

 

[Job]

Good god, the fucking Baftas..
All new levels of privileged bullshit.
Child refugees.
Child refugees.
Nazis.
Save the Syrian transexuals.
My film can save the planet from white people.

 

[fettoken]

That's to make them feel good for being white, almost like they have to say they're 'sorry'.

 

[Scouse]

What the fucking fuck have you got against children who flee war zones @Job?

 

[Moriath]

What the fucking fuck have you got against children who flee war zones @Job?

You know he wasnt trying to get that point across. Its like all proze giving ceremonies. Each person hasto be seen as more caring and concerned than the next. Its only a vinear.

 

[Raven]

Its designed to mirror whatever bullshit has gone on in the last year or so. People have been ultra right-on, so the baftas are ultra right-on.

 

[Job]

Ken Loache, we're with the people.

Really Ken, made a film about benefits have you.

 

[Job]

Ken Loache, we're with the people.

Really Ken, made a film about benefits have you.

And answering scouse.
All this shock at ending child refugees..whats the actual truth?
Well DUBS was just one part of the program, we let in 8000 in 2016 through all the other programs, which have been conveniently forgotten to keep an agenda going.
DUBS was stopped because it was deemed to have fulfilled its part.
But no ..drag out the founder..jew..hitler..evil government..trump..farage.
Everyones ..'Oh my god the children'.
They are still coming in..it's quite simply fake news..

 

[Raven]

What are you trying to say? I see 7 sentences and not one of them brings me to what you are attempting to communicate.