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Raven's got stock answers to different users at the moment - witness his waffle about @Tom's beef point.
He's not interested in reading and responding to what's written, just what he thinks other people might be saying.
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A flight is on its way to Sydney when a blonde in economy class gets up, and moves to the first class section and sits down.
The flight attendant watches her do this, and asks to see her ticket.
She then tells the blonde that she paid for economy class, and that she will have to sit in the back.
The blonde replies, “I’m blonde, I’m beautiful, I’m going to Sydney and I’m staying right here”.
The flight attendant goes into the cockpit and tells the pilot and the co-pilot that there is a blonde bimbo sitting in first class, that belongs in economy, and won’t move back to her seat.
The co-pilot goes back to the blonde and tries to explain that because she only paid for economy she will have to leave and return to her seat.
The blonde replies, “I’m blonde, I’m beautiful, I’m going to Sydney and I’m staying right here”.
The co-pilot tells the pilot that he probably should have the police waiting when they land to arrest this blonde woman who won’t listen to reason.
The pilot says, “You say she is a blonde? I’ll handle this, I’m married to a blonde. I speak blonde”.
He goes back to the blonde and whispers in her ear, and she says, “Oh, I’m sorry” and gets up and goes back to her seat in economy.
The flight attendant and co-pilot are amazed and asked him what he said to make her move without any fuss.
I told her, “First class isn’t going to Sydney “
The flight attendant watches her do this, and asks to see her ticket.
She then tells the blonde that she paid for economy class, and that she will have to sit in the back.
The blonde replies, “I’m blonde, I’m beautiful, I’m going to Sydney and I’m staying right here”.
The flight attendant goes into the cockpit and tells the pilot and the co-pilot that there is a blonde bimbo sitting in first class, that belongs in economy, and won’t move back to her seat.
The co-pilot goes back to the blonde and tries to explain that because she only paid for economy she will have to leave and return to her seat.
The blonde replies, “I’m blonde, I’m beautiful, I’m going to Sydney and I’m staying right here”.
The co-pilot tells the pilot that he probably should have the police waiting when they land to arrest this blonde woman who won’t listen to reason.
The pilot says, “You say she is a blonde? I’ll handle this, I’m married to a blonde. I speak blonde”.
He goes back to the blonde and whispers in her ear, and she says, “Oh, I’m sorry” and gets up and goes back to her seat in economy.
The flight attendant and co-pilot are amazed and asked him what he said to make her move without any fuss.
I told her, “First class isn’t going to Sydney “
There should be like a big red banner at the top or something when it's about to expire. I know the one of larger-than-average nose doesn't like to ask for money but it's not like he's hosting the site at home, he deserves for it to at least cover its own costs.
old.Osy
No longer scrounging, still a bastard.
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Moriath
I am a FH squatter
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Someone has way too much time
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Took my galaxy gear round to my mums tonight, had some Jurassic Park tech demo thing running. My mum and stepdad were seriously freaked out about it, blew their minds.
I really hope VR takes off, I really hope the big players don't kill the tech off with their stupid prices.
I really hope VR takes off, I really hope the big players don't kill the tech off with their stupid prices.
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The Carl Pilkington of Freddyshouse
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Well quelle surprise.
Climate campaigners are 'extremely disappointed' in the outcome of COP22 summit
seriously..did they think this was going to be any different from every other pointless climate summit.
Climate campaigners are 'extremely disappointed' in the outcome of COP22 summit
seriously..did they think this was going to be any different from every other pointless climate summit.
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Shame on us...according to morons.
These Rankings Reveal How Your Country Is Doing In The Fight Against Climate Change
These Rankings Reveal How Your Country Is Doing In The Fight Against Climate Change
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The Carl Pilkington of Freddyshouse
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So May disbanded the climate change ministry and now spending a billion on new roads.
Just lol
Philip Hammond to announce more than £1bn for roads in his first Autumn Statement
Just lol
Philip Hammond to announce more than £1bn for roads in his first Autumn Statement
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Aaannddd...interesting to note that this new gas turbine power plant in Manchester will provide more usable power to the grid than Englands entire windfarms.
Carrington Gas-Fired Power Station, Manchester
Carrington Gas-Fired Power Station, Manchester
