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[Access Denied]

I had Chicken Goujons with spicy wedges and beans with Worcester sauce. Nummy treats.

 

[Edmond]

I always throw the watery sachet of soy sauce away, i have a bottle and give a good dollop

 

[caLLous]

With fresh , crusty white bread to dip in it.

You're in Cup-a-Soup territory there.

 

[TdC]

I'm eating a bit of Eton Mess flavored nougat. Maybe have some port in a moment. I imagine this is how @Lamp lives

 

[CorNokZ]

Does the Eton Mess Nougat have bacon? No? Then you're not even close to @Lamp's style of living!

 

[Lamp]

 

[MYstIC G]

What, no bacon on the cigar?

 

[Job]

Lego hair bike helmet

 

[Tom]

What's the cost of injuries then or do only deaths cost money?

I see far more cyclists doing what's shown in the clip than I do following the rules.

No you don't.

 

[Moriath]

No you don't.

How can you tell him what he sees?

Its unique to him surely. Unless your with him every second of the day

 

[CorNokZ]

Lego hair bike helmet

Looks like Early Justin Bieber Lego Hair. I like

 

[Scouse]

Ofcom

 

[fettoken]

Prickteaser, coffin dodger. I do love your dry humour, it doesn't really exist here.

 

[DaGaffer]

Ofcom

I bet the researcher who wrote that had fun; used Viz I'm guessing.

 

[Raven]

Prickteaser, coffin dodger. I do love your dry humour, it doesn't really exist here.

https://www.amazon.co.uk/s/ref=a9_s...keywords=profanisaurus&ie=UTF8&qid=1475492717

There are loads of books regarding the English language and its use.

 

[Bodhi]

Ofcom

No fucknugget, cockwomble, Paddington Surprise or Alabama Hot Pocket?

Ace

 

[Raven]

No "Fanny like a wizards sleeve" too

 

[Moriath]

View: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5Q5lvhwpHDw


Mad guys. The stadiums about half way through

 

[caLLous]

Surprised they didn't get into a fight tbh.

 

[Jupitus]

I don't usually linkehfy these things, but I thought this is well put together and quite funny


View: https://youtu.be/Pnv4jhYI8wg

 

[MYstIC G]

No you don't.

Yes, yes I do. In fact repeatedly on this mornings commute I saw pedestrians have to dodge idiot cyclists and numerous examples of "red lights don't apply to me when I cycle"

 

[Job]

Ha...I'm in Carr deef.
Getting up a 5am to be an extra on the Stella Christmas special.

Stella Christmas special films in Barry

 

[georgie]

Holy fuck. I'd better pack up and leave, quick.

 

[Scouse]

Yes, yes I do. In fact repeatedly on this mornings commute I saw pedestrians have to dodge idiot cyclists and numerous examples of "red lights don't apply to me when I cycle"

Funnily enough, I went for a ride with my mates last week - a short section of it (less than a mile out of the eighteen) down a road with numerous traffic lights and a roundabout. We were passed by six cars in a row that refused to indicate - twice turning in front of our group in a dangerous manner (which fits the stats for cycle deaths).

This is on top of cars stopping in cycle boxes and my particular favourite - passing me within touching distance (when there's a whole other side of the road for them to use) - sometimes with added hurled abuse by some funny cunt (and by "sometimes" probably about 50% of the time I use roads for any length of time).

But yep, I get it Meg. Some people are cunts some of the time. That's why I branded that cyclist's actions indefensible.

But rage where rage is due. I'll repeat that pesky "pedestrians killed by cyclists per year" stat again: One.


I'm willing to bet you see cyclists act like arseholes probably because you're the sort of person who keeps a look out for vulnerable road users - so your mind is on the actions of pedestrians and cyclists much more than motorists - because if you hit a car then people are going to walk away...

 

[Access Denied]

Yes, yes. SOme cyclists are arseholes. Some drivers are Arseholes. A pedestrian hit by a car is more likely to do than one hit by a cyclist. This subject has been done to death. Can we get back to the spam now?

 

[Bodhi]

Cyclists aren't arseholes.

Just peasants who can't afford cars.

 

[Job]

Ha it was awesome..they gave my missus a big part for an extra serving all the cast drinks in the pub scene.
And they had the main character pat me on the back and say hi as he walked in.
The real extras were like wtf.

 

[Gwadien]

The school I'm at is doing a geography trip to Iceland (we'll confiscate supermarket jokes here please) when I were a lad we went to London, once! Even then we went home early because the teacher got lost!

 

[Raven]

We went to Germany.

It was shit. Except for the butterfly knives.

 

[Gwadien]

Iceland though. Fuck me, so good.