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[dysfunction]

Watching Glastonbury with Adele on at the moment.

She is a riot!

 

[Moriath]

Watching Glastonbury with Adele on at the moment.

She is a riot!

Watched a bit. At least she has a personality.

 

[BloodOmen]

 

[Job]

He was asked about brexit, he replied, it's a good thing, they took their country back.
He just happened to be in Scotland at the time...I'l overlook that the UK isn't a country, that's whatever.
I mean really, is this all they have on him now.

 

[old.user4556]

A friend of a friend was at Turnberry holding up a placard calling Trump a cunt.

I feel that she represented Freddyshouse right to his face. Be proud Freddies.

 

[DaGaffer]

He was asked about brexit, he replied, it's a good thing, they took their country back.
He just happened to be in Scotland at the time...I'l overlook that the UK isn't a country, that's whatever.
I mean really, is this all they have on him now.

The U.K. isn't a country? Your passport says otherwise. For now.

 

[fettoken]

Anyone knowledgeable around here have info on if there's possible to do a re-vote from UK's side to re-join EU, OR, is it prohibited by EU ordinance? For example, can that cunt Juncker veto such a thing, is it up to the UK, or is there a queue system for joining the EU?

Cmon, EU-commission, help out UK!

 

[Moriath]

The eu cant interfere with the vote. They cant veto the wish to leave. There is no political or legal reason to have a revote.

The uk have to officially invoke the process to leave and once done we have two years to renegotiate anything before we officially leave.

Mis read a bit. But to rejoin you would have to have the agreement of all 27 countries and have everything negotiated which would again take years. I dont think there is a single person who can veto. But i assume germand and france would probably hold a card like that.

 

[caLLous]

To rejoin after leaving the terms would be so much worse than they are now. Once the UK is out, it's out for good.

 

[Moriath]

Yeah we wouldnt get our veto back or the rebate on the money paid in, would probably lose a lot of the benefits that we had previously negotiated

 

[Edmond]

Is there not a dedicated thread for all this???

 

[Lamp]

Apparently the longest distance anyone has thrown a tennis ball is 254 ft.

That doesn't seem that far...

 

[Raven]

They aren't that heavy so lose speed pretty fast

 

[Moriath]

Apparently the longest distance anyone has thrown a tennis ball is 254 ft.

That doesn't seem that far...

Does that include bpunces or just initial grounding?

 

[caLLous]

And they haven't exactly got a very aerodynamic surface.

 

[CorNokZ]

Probably not including bounces. On a smooth hard surface I could get close to that too if bounces and the following roll counted

 

[TdC]

I could beat that on a sloped, smooth, hard surface too if bounces and the following roll counted. No biggie

 

[caLLous]

You have to assume it's until the first bounce.

 

[Lamp]

Yeah. Distance from your arm till it first makes contact with the ground.

 

[Lamp]

I'm going to try it out. It just doesn't seem that far

 

[Job]

And they haven't exactly got a very aerodynamic surface.

Actually they have, like a golf ball dimples, the hairs to some weird shit with the air and decrease drag.

 

[Tom]

"Last Friday morning was amazing! I woke up in my Union Jack jim-jams to the sound of a squadron of Spitfires racing overhead and leaving a trail of hot buttered crumpets behind them

I ran to the corner shop past all the british children who were laughing and squealing with excitement as they made a beautiful statue of the queen out of happy wriggling bulldog puppies - with two corgis for her eyebrows!

Bunting fluttered everywhere and the man from the betting shop stepped out into the street - "Guess what! England just won the World Cup & The Ashes & The Grand National and here's the best bit - Boris put a bet on it for everyone! you're all MILLIONAIRES!!!"

The red arrows flew overhead dropping fish and chips as i walked into the corner shop, got my morning paper and went to the counter. "how much please?" I said to the asian lad there. "1 pence, everything in the whole shop now costs just 1p!" he laughed, "Leave it on the counter, i'm off back to pakistan - we all are!"

And he's right! outside in the streets jolly old Nigel Farage was leading a huge crowd of happy foreigners - turks, poles, romanians, syrians - there was even a few English people with heavy suntans mixed up in there! nigel was singing Rule Britannia carrying a pint of ale and a cigarette, which he had lit up INSIDE A PUB!

Just then Boris flew overhead in a concorde made of Bank of England gold - "don't worry!" he laughed "I've cut out all the bits the French made!" and with that he crashed into the ground at 1200 miles an hour, along with the economy, the country and all the dozy nostalgic foreigner-fearing fools who fell for this."

 

[Edmond]

Its not like they're designed to go as far as golf balls though is it? Just from one side of the court to the other, whereas golf balls have to go hundreds of yards

 

[TdC]

Yeah. The dimples on golf balls actually make them go further.

 

[Raven]

Clearly nonsense. Labour swapped all our gold for good will or whatever.

 

[TdC]

Bud Spencer has passed away

 

[BloodOmen]

 

[Gwadien]

I'm officially a Desmond.

It's enough to get my onto my teaching course, so my life plan of doing little as possible and scraping by is going extremely well.

Results came out straight after the England game which was cool.

 

[georgie]

I'm officially a Desmond.

It's enough to get my onto my teaching course, so my life plan of doing little as possible and scraping by is going extremely well.

Results came out straight after the England game which was cool.

So you did one better than England then. Grats

 

[Moriath]

I'm officially a Desmond.

It's enough to get my onto my teaching course, so my life plan of doing little as possible and scraping by is going extremely well.

Results came out straight after the England game which was cool.

Congrats welcome to the desmond club.