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[Scouse]

Fuck me, what a decision to make

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bristol-35036869

She already has two kids, was 13 weeks pregnant with a third when she was diagnosed.

Frankly, her duty to those two should have overruled her instinct to keep a foetus IMO. She should have aborted to give her other two boys maximum chance of continuing to have a mother.

She can always have another kid later...






*waits for anger*

 

[Scouse]

He's still got charisma

 

[Gwadien]

She already has two kids, was 13 weeks pregnant with a third when she was diagnosed.

Frankly, her duty to those two should have overruled her instinct to keep a foetus IMO. She should have aborted to give her other two boys maximum chance of continuing to have a mother.

She can always have another kid later...






*waits for anger*

I guess we'll never know the attachment of someone growing inside of you.

 

[Scouse]

I guess we'll never know the attachment of someone growing inside of you.

No, but should it be more than the attachment to two already out there lives that she's already taken responsibility for?

 

[Raven]

He's still got charisma

I'm a part time veggie. I had a cheese sandwich for lunch.

 

[Scouse]

I'm a part time veggie. I had a cheese sandwich for lunch.

Not too bad if it was goats cheese

 

[Zarjazz]

I'm a part time veggie. I had a cheese sandwich for lunch.

I had a cheese sandwich for lunch too, it was just topped with a burger for some actual flavour.

 

[Scouse]

Bear with:

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZmutXJI1R4

 

[Raven]

Strong is Attention to detail this.

 

[Gwadien]

Guide dogs get a 95% discount on Polish trains.

True story.

 

[fettoken]

Finally found a place that sells "Finska kulor", or directly translated, Finnish balls. Favourite candy ever.

 

[old.user4556]

Most guys just now:

 

[Syri]

So, Finns like to suck on sweet green balls... interesting...

 

[Job]

I guess we'll never know the attachment of someone growing inside of you.

Or something.

 

[CorNokZ]

Most guys just now:

View attachment 28994

Having a plastic tree is fucking heresy!

 

[Scouse]

OK, I was going to post this revelatory piece but then I realised that either nobody'd bother reading it of if they did they'd probably deny or decry it based on source/ideology/tinfoil action.

So I'll post this about PENIS TRANSPLANTS instead and make a comment like "imagine shagging a lady with someone else's cock!!1" or "what sort of lady will let you shag her with a second-hand zombie cock??!!!!!234!"

ZOMBIE COCK!

...









Yes. I think more people will be interested in the nob-based article, but wish they'd be more interested in the first. Sometimes I feel like I'm posting for the Sun

 

[Scouse]

I couldn't help but laugh at this bit tho:

Only two other penis transplants have previously been reported.

One took place in China in 2006. Accounts suggested the operation went well, but the penis was later rejected

...

 

[Gwadien]

OK, I was going to post this revelatory piece but then I realised that either nobody'd bother reading it of if they did they'd probably deny or decry it based on source/ideology/tinfoil action.

So I'll post this about PENIS TRANSPLANTS instead and make a comment like "imagine shagging a lady with someone else's cock!!1" or "what sort of lady will let you shag her with a second-hand zombie cock??!!!!!234!"

ZOMBIE COCK!

...









Yes. I think more people will be interested in the nob-based article, but wish they'd be more interested in the first. Sometimes I feel like I'm posting for the Sun

Your mum is a penis rejection.

That's why you were born.

 

[Tom]

Finally found a place that sells "Finska kulor", or directly translated, Finnish balls. Favourite candy ever.

Best sweets in Scandinavia are those salted liquorice things. Although they make a right mess of your arse.

 

[Tom]

I guess we'll never know the attachment of someone growing inside of you.

After eating nothing but Argentinian steak last week I'm pretty certain I know exactly what it feels like.

 

[Scouse]

After eating nothing but Argentinian steak last week I'm pretty certain I know exactly what it feels like.

And when it's finished growing your arse will know what it feels like to give birth...






...unless you bow to the squatting method, at which point you will realise you can drop off an entire school's worth of kids at the pool and not even feel it. Like it turns your arse into a megabus. Or something.

Fuck this. I'm off to bed.

 

[Lamp]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...tense-photo-shoot-snaps-woodland-friends.html

 

[Lakih]

Finally found a place that sells "Finska kulor", or directly translated, Finnish balls. Favourite candy ever.

One or two is delicious, more then that and it gets too sweet. I used to buy them at Ica (Fazer brand).

 

[Gwadien]

Let's burn them down for real

We'd better hurry

You understand we don't statd a chance

 

[dysfunction]

Let's burn them down for real

We'd better hurry

You understand we don't statd a chance

What are you talking about, you silly little man?

/Fawlty Towers

 

[Raven]

Winding up the resident racist by telling him the edible cake decorating pens are both Halal and Kosher.

They contain no meat products whatsoever...

 

[Gwadien]

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepag...0151208-_-Features-_-298576786-_-Imageandlink

PANIC

 

[Billargh]

I wish I could rate that funny more than once.

 

[fettoken]

Is that a joke-article? They don't give any source-material or anything, vague mentions etc.

 

[Scouse]

Is that a joke-article?

Nah, it's a very serious piece from one of the leading selling UK tabloid newspapers. It's indicative of the IQ of most of the UK and the entirety of the Sun readership.