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[TdC]

Bit random

I can....help....change your name

 

[TdC]

Yeah just owned by the group but keep the same factories I guess so Miele is made by them you would hope. We bought an Indesit because we wanted cheap at the time and it hasn't missed a beat, had it about 6 years.

I have a "philco" aka phillips washing machine. lasted me about 10 years now, no worries!

 

[Ormorof]

I made a deal with the missus years ago, she does laundry and ill do the dishes

Should have seen her face when i bought a dishwasher!

Its an electrolux and has been working no problems for 4 years so far

 

[DaGaffer]

Yeah just owned by the group but keep the same factories I guess so Miele is made by them you would hope. We bought an Indesit because we wanted cheap at the time and it hasn't missed a beat, had it about 6 years.

Its an Indesit that we have now; it was in the house when we bought it last year and we've had to repair it twice and its just fucked up again. We were going to buy a new dishwasher anyway as part of the kitchen extension, but we'll just get it early. Not sure where we'll put it because we'll have to buy a integral one but run it standalone until the kitchen is done.

 

[Trem]

Its an Indesit that we have now; it was in the house when we bought it last year and we've had to repair it twice and its just fucked up again. We were going to buy a new dishwasher anyway as part of the kitchen extension, but we'll just get it early. Not sure where we'll put it because we'll have to buy a integral one but run it standalone until the kitchen is done.

We went the other way. Integral to stand-alone because we couldn't be arsed.

You only need a cold fill in and a waste out.

 

[Scouse]

I can....help....change your name

Unless it's to the scientifically accurate "Sex-God-McAwesome" then I'm not really interested.

 

[Moriath]

Yeah just owned by the group but keep the same factories I guess so Miele is made by them you would hope. We bought an Indesit because we wanted cheap at the time and it hasn't missed a beat, had it about 6 years.

Oops tell a lie checked the kitchen its a smeg not miele

 

[Moriath]

Its an Indesit that we have now; it was in the house when we bought it last year and we've had to repair it twice and its just fucked up again. We were going to buy a new dishwasher anyway as part of the kitchen extension, but we'll just get it early. Not sure where we'll put it because we'll have to buy a integral one but run it standalone until the kitchen is done.

I have had my last couple dishwashers repaired and been spending arpund 150 quid on both for the repair. Or more. Its just not economical to get a repair man in. My opinion a dishwasher is almost a disposable item with the repair costs you could buy a new one

 

[Moriath]

We went the other way. Integral to stand-alone because we couldn't be arsed.

You only need a cold fill in and a waste out.

I kept my standalone when i got my kitchen done. Same with the washing machine. Cheaper and more flexible if the go wrong. I dont mind them not being hidden behind a door

 

[fettoken]

Had a dream where I was in a massive square with heaps of people when i suddenly raised my hands towards the sky, started levitating upwards and with a laughter and that cliche evil demonic voice said "Hahahahahhahah, finally i will take over the world". Interesting.

I obviously can't be trusted with any kind of power.

 

[Moriath]

Had a dream where I was in a massive square with heaps of people when i suddenly raised my hands towards the sky, started levitating upwards and with a laughter and that cliche evil demonic voice said "Hahahahahhahah, finally i will take over the world". Interesting.

I obviously can't be trusted with any kind of power.

You are jebus

 

[caLLous]

 

[Job]

If you need a laugh today.

Father Ted | An Ecumenical Matter:
View: http://youtu.be/ptd_h0dF7NE

 

[CorNokZ]

I once met a girl with 12 nippels

Sounds funny













Dozen tit

 

[Scouse]

Shit. That made me laugh

 

[caLLous]

 

[Raven]

If you need a laugh today.

Father Ted | An Ecumenical Matter:
View: http://youtu.be/ptd_h0dF7NE

Possibly the greatest comedy ever to be on TV. It even made the Catholics laugh.

 

[Raven]

Gay guy walks out on future wife who obviously went elsewhere due to gay guy who has too many dildos in his car?

That was pretty weak.

 

[caLLous]

Let's assume they were her dildos (which they were). Why is he gay again? Because he put on a deliberately camp voice when he was talking about the decorations he had put out?

 

[caLLous]

 

[Job]

My mate worked in a mot garage for taxis, they also did ordinary cars, this quite tasty chick brings in her car and they find a load of topless pictures in the glovebox while checking the bearings on the hinges I guess, anyway they called me over to look and each one was covered in oily thumprints, it wiped off the front, but the backs were stained.
I'm picturing her looking at them some time later...I reckon she knew they were there.

 

[Raven]

ok

 

[Scouse]

Ooh you miserable git.

 

[Job]

Trevor Noah, does some great cultural impressions...starting to really like him.

TREVOR NOAH Obama Joke:
View: http://youtu.be/OGeK-Sj00XU

 

[Job]

Liverpool with the Welsh mountains, taken from our local shaggin spot.

 

[old.user4556]

Mountains?!

These are mountains. Took this yesterday whilst Christmas shopping.

 

[Shagrat]

Christmas shopping? What were you shopping for, angst and desolation?

 

[Job]

I've seen that poster before...Home and Bargain...Staines.

 

[Job]

 

[Billargh]

Wish the world looked more like @Big G 's photos rather than @Job 's