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[Edmond]

On the official boob thread yet?

Edit - was she fit?

She was, but I thought I would be wrong to get my camera out, as I already had my hands full as it was

 

[Trem]

She was, but I thought I would be wrong to get my camera out, as I already had my hands full as it was

With boob or restraining orders?

 

[Edmond]

With boob or restraining orders?

Boob in one, little Ed in the other. she threw me out at this point. Not sure whether I should still quote the job?

 

[Trem]

Boob in one, little Ed in the other. she threw me out at this point. Not sure whether I should still quote the job?

You missed the sex signs you fool! You definitely were on for sex there I reckon. Quote for the job, she will accept then turn up in just dungarees with nothing on underneath. Then thank me/ring a solicitor.

You're welcome.

 

[Edmond]

You missed the sex signs you fool! You definitely were on for sex there I reckon. Quote for the job, she will accept then turn up in just dungarees with nothing on underneath. Then thank me/ring a solicitor.

You're welcome.

Problem is the I've been tasered so many times in the past for apparently "misreading the signs" that the impact marks are starting to scar.

Don't get me wrong, I'm becoming quite immune to the initial shock, it becomes a bit of a turn on after a while tbh

 

[Gwadien]

I first thought you said her 1 year old got her boob out.

 

[caLLous]

No, you wish that's what he had said, which is different.

 

[Scouse]

I was with a customer today and her 1yr old was crying because she was hungry, so she sat down on the sofa in front of me, popped a boobie out and let her feed, and then carried on chatting away.....

Good on her tbh.

 

[Trem]

Gwad'll fix it.

 

[Moriath]

Good on her tbh.

But its hard to concentrate on giving a quote when all the blood is rushing to your old chap

I think it was a discount ploy !!

 

[TdC]

in the NL there's a famous brand of mushroom soup that once was attacked by a food standards program due to it's name. in Dutch, it's called mushrooms soup due to it generally being made from more than one mushroom, hence the plural. the soup was tested and found to contain, technically, one or less than one mushroom. therefor the attack was based off the fact that (in Dutch) the soup should be named mushroom (singular) soup rather than mushrooms (plural) soup
anyway...

 

[Moriath]

in the NL there's a famous brand of mushroom soup that once was attacked by a food standards program due to it's name. in Dutch, it's called mushrooms soup due to it generally being made from more than one mushroom, hence the plural. the soup was tested and found to contain, technically, one or less than one mushroom. therefor the attack was based off the fact that (in Dutch) the soup should be named mushroom (singular) soup rather than mushrooms (plural) soup
anyway...

Wow anal food standards

 

[Billargh]

It's a weird one though isn't it? Don't you have to go there then they will take it home for free or something?

It was a year or two ago, they started rolling out online shopping similar to Asda and Tesco then.

Just checked their website, looks like it is up and running now. Probably not country wide yet but it's a start.

 

[Raven]

Is it me or is the Black Friday sale absolute garbage this year on Amazon?

Spent hundreds last year, spent about 20 this year.

 

[CorNokZ]

I was looking to buy a proper TV, but had no idea what to look for so I didn't

 

[DaGaffer]

I've been keeping an eye for a new dishwasher, but I've realised that despite looking on Reevoo, I couldn't tell a good dishwasher from a hole in the ground. I working entirely on brand (Miele, Neff etc=good), but don't want to spend a grand on a fucking dishwasher.

 

[caLLous]

I don't think you can go wrong with Bosch/Electrolux/LG. The Miele ones do look nice though. For, y'know, a dishwasher.

 

[Trem]

AEG are very good. Bosch won the Which award in 2014 but that model isn't available now. The Panasonic one looks great but dear.

 

[fettoken]

@Scouse can't you change your profile name to Scrotum?

 

[Gwadien]

http://www.unilad.co.uk/news/katy-hopkins-looks-a-dick-as-students-leave-debate/

 

[Scouse]

@Scouse can't you change your profile name to Scrotum?

Bit random

 

[fettoken]

Bit random

Had some coffee topped with energy drink, hah

 

[~Yuckfou~]

Oh
My
God..

 

[Edmond]

I've been keeping an eye for a new dishwasher, but I've realised that despite looking on Reevoo, I couldn't tell a good dishwasher from a hole in the ground. I working entirely on brand (Miele, Neff etc=good), but don't want to spend a grand on a fucking dishwasher.

Bosch & Neff are the same company, same produsct with the name changed, I think that also covers AEG too

 

[Bodhi]

http://www.unilad.co.uk/news/katy-hopkins-looks-a-dick-as-students-leave-debate/

That's not like students these days to run away from a debate.....

 

[DaGaffer]

Bosch & Neff are the same company, same produsct with the name changed, I think that also covers AEG too

But not necessarily the same price...

 

[Edmond]

But not necessarily the same price...

Exactly

 

[Trem]

Bosch, indesit part of Electrolux. AEG as well.

 

[Moriath]

Bosch, indesit part of Electrolux. AEG as well.

I had a bosch and an electralux. Both died pretty quickly. Out of their guaranteed dates of. I got a meile and thats been fantastic. Think it was about 400 quid.

 

[Trem]

I had a bosch and an electralux. Both died pretty quickly. Out of their guaranteed dates of. I got a meile and thats been fantastic. Think it was about 400 quid.

Yeah just owned by the group but keep the same factories I guess so Miele is made by them you would hope. We bought an Indesit because we wanted cheap at the time and it hasn't missed a beat, had it about 6 years.