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[Gwadien]

So I basically ordered some Asda shopping.

When I put stuff in the basket I ordered something that was £1, but by the time it arrived it clearly went up in price.

Price difference was from £4 to £7.32 (that's like 3 pints.)

So I email Asda like YO WTF DUDES

They refund me the whole £7.

Pints on me kids.

 

[Edmond]

This is a bit gross but I've had a little wart on the end of my finger for about a year now and I'm always slicing away at it with a blade or digging at with the tip of my Stanley knife. I was just sat watching the tv and gnawing at it when I realised I had got hold of the end of it with my teeth, so I pulled at it and our came a root about 10mm long and left a bloody hole in the end of my finger, thing is, it doesn't hurt anymore when I push on it

That's all, you may carry on about your business

 

[Gwadien]

This is a bit gross but I've had a little wart on the end of my finger for about a year now and I'm always slicing away at it with a blade or digging at with the tip of my Stanley knife. I was just sat watching the tv and gnawing at it when I realised I had got hold of the end of it with my teeth, so I pulled at it and our came a root about 10mm long and left a bloody hole in the end of my finger, thing is, it doesn't hurt anymore when I push on it

That's all, you may carry on about your business

Omg, I bet it was so fucking satisfying.

I bet you miss it.

 

[Edmond]

It was pretty awesome-cakes tbh

 

[Gwadien]

It was pretty awesome-cakes tbh

I had a spot on my thigh, and it just wouldn't go then I popped it and it wasn't puss it was like solid, and it went fucking flying across the room, but my god, it was satisfying.

I'm still grieving.

 

[Edmond]

I love the cist videos on YouTube

 

[Zarjazz]

I love the cist videos on YouTube

Nope. Nah. Not going to do it. That way madness lies, if not madness then plenty of disgust.

 

[Gwadien]

I love the cist videos on YouTube

Nah mate, that's too far, it has to be self inflicted.

That's like getting off watching other men masturbate.

 

[Edmond]

That's like getting off watching other men masturbate.

 

[Jupitus]

This is a bit gross but I've had a little wart on the end of my finger for about a year now and I'm always slicing away at it with a blade or digging at with the tip of my Stanley knife. I was just sat watching the tv and gnawing at it when I realised I had got hold of the end of it with my teeth, so I pulled at it and our came a root about 10mm long and left a bloody hole in the end of my finger, thing is, it doesn't hurt anymore when I push on it

That's all, you may carry on about your business

I have a serious collection of warts on my left hand - I wish I could get rid so easily!

 

[TdC]

 

[Edmond]

Hellooooooooooooo.....

 

[DaGaffer]

I have a serious collection of warts on my left hand - I wish I could get rid so easily!

I had one on the back of my calf and used that Wartner stuff without reading the instructions properly and nearly burned a hole through my leg Alien acid style. Hurt like a bastard. Wart's gone though, with only modest amounts of horrific scarring.

 

[Job]

Tip..get whole wart between jaws of a pair of pliers...put the pliers handles on a hard surface....bite a stick to stop the scream and hit them with a hammer, obviously it will hurt like hell for 10 mins...you should get a nice blood blister around the wart, it will eventually come away with the blister, worked for me on a nest of the buggers on the base of my thumb...nothing else touched them,.some doctor told me it probably alerts the body to the virus and finishes it off.

 

[Raven]

I had one on my knee once and cut it out with a knife. Hurt like fuck and there was blood everywhere but it got rid of it. That was in my teens though and was pretty stupid.

 

[Job]

Jesus f christ...this scares the shit out of me...they're just gonna get more and more powerful.

http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/62...RY-STRENGTH-LASER-attack-on-plane-at-Heathrow

 

[Gwadien]

I love this!

Can he be anymore American?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-34904226

 

[Scouse]

WTF is it with FH users and warts?! next it'll be goiters or something! Stop growing them people

 

[Lamp]

Christmas food in the shops right now.
I almost ate the Lidl Christmas catalogue.

bacon, sugar, chocolate, cake, nuts, pigs in blankets, alcohol...

 

[Hawkwind]

Nipped out to cut the grass at the weekend, but the weather didn't play ball, so snapped this picture instead:

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Bloody impressive garden that! Can understand why cutting all that grass would be a bit daunting

 

[CorNokZ]

Fucking lepers!

 

[dysfunction]

I had a wart on my finger when I was a child. South African doctor got some freezing liquid stuff and put that on and then dug it out.
I heard the scraping and tugging on my finger. I didn't dare look! When the anesthetic wore off it hurt like hell but the wart never came came back.

I did have a great big hole in my finger which is now a small scar.

Best way to get rid of a wart imo.

 

[Hawkwind]

I love this!

Can he be anymore American?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-34904226

Makes me want to throw up reading that shit, deeply traumatized my arse! I bet they were counting the money the moment he was taken into custody. Now he wants to bankrupt the school and school district so no one else there gets a good education. Why the hell would you build that in a suitcase? It looks like a bomb. If he had gone through any airport in the world with that (except Egypt) it would have caused a security alert.

 

[Scouse]

Disagree. Looks nothing like a bomb. His so-called teachers are utter morons for getting the police in. America is a litigious society but you can bet your ass that it'll be hawk like lawyers and his parents that smell an opportunity to secure their financial security and he's just going along.

 

[caLLous]

I quite like the way the beeb lay out their features now. I don't know if it's new but I've not noticed it before.

Edit - ok it's not a feature. I don't know what it is, but I like the layout.

 

[Trem]

I quite like the way the beeb lay out their features now. I don't know if it's new but I've not noticed it before.

Edit - ok it's not a feature. I don't know what it is, but I like the layout.

I like your layout, my favourite bit is your little acorn in the middle. I like it a lot.

 

[Tom]

God I can't stand websites like that, with massive images that my eyes can't take in, and scrolling text doing stupid things. Just present it like a newspaper in a readable format.

 

[Scouse]

God I can't stand websites like that, with massive images that my eyes can't take in, and scrolling text doing stupid things. Just present it like a newspaper in a readable format.

I don't mind them tbh. They're very pretty. However, they're clearly designed for the tablet generation - they feel like a BBC documentary - i.e.: You could probably get all of the information in ten minutes but they manage to drag 'em out for an hour for the retards to digest.

 

[DaGaffer]

God I can't stand websites like that, with massive images that my eyes can't take in, and scrolling text doing stupid things. Just present it like a newspaper in a readable format.

I don't mind them tbh. They're very pretty. However, they're clearly designed for the tablet generation - they feel like a BBC documentary - i.e.: You could probably get all of the information in ten minutes but they manage to drag 'em out for an hour for the retards to digest.

It's the unspoken problem with Responsive Design; everyone is moving to a "mobile first" strategy (because, that's where the eyeballs are, so fair enough) and responsive is supposed to work with any screen size, but the reality is most responsive sites inevitably aren't equally optimised on every screen, especially if they've been designed to take advantage of mobile gestures etc. This BBC thing works really well on a mobile, and its been optimised to scroll and swipe down, but it's really not working well on the desktop where it just looks like tons of wasted space and endless mouse scrolls for no purpose.

 

[Gwadien]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-norfolk-34797519