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[Raven]

The pair of tickets that I won in a work competition just arrived. New Zealand Vs Tonga, right next to the pitch. Can't wait

Nice, lucky bugger

 

[Trem]

I don't care so long as I can watch the rugby

Besides, we have agreed that she would starve within a week of leaving me, she can't even boil an egg.

Last time she cooked, about 4 years ago, she put about 5 oxo cubes in a cottage pie for 2.

Hmmm, my wife does the cooking but I can order take away so I'm fine there.

DON'T TRUST HER, SHE COULD RUN OFF WITH A CHEF, A CHEF WITH A MASSIVE PEEN!

 

[old.user4556]

A friend of my missus has been diving into the world of Twitter and she's been sharing some pictures and profiles.

There's some big cocks out there.

 

[Moriath]

A friend of my missus has been diving into the world of Twitter and she's been sharing some pictures and profiles.

There's some big cocks out there.

I have never sought out cocks on twitter before. Apart from jeremy clarkson whom i follow

 

[Trem]

My wife text me this morning, it said "I think I've just been flashed" my first thought was "great, I bet his wang was way bigger than mine", she actually meant a speed camera though *



*true story.

Edit - can you pick up on my sarcasm in the text?

 

[DaGaffer]

So you can be there one day and everything is normal and fine, then maybe your wife can just walk through the door and say it's over. Do you ever think about that? We are so set in our ways that this is the way it is and nothing is wrong and everything is perfect, but you never know what's around the corner.

I guess I just don't trust the fucking skank hoe

Blimey. Someone's on Planet Paranoia today; what's brought this on?

 

[Trem]

Blimey. Someone's on Planet Paranoia today; what's brought this on?

Just that life can slap you sometimes, you know I just don't trust the path some days.

 

[~Yuckfou~]

It can go two ways when you ask your lady to stuff a ponytail in her arse

 

[TdC]

asking is for pussies :-P

 

[fettoken]

It can go two ways when you ask your lady to stuff a ponytail in her arse

If you offer to plug yourself as well then?

 

[DaGaffer]

Only in Ireland.

 

[Gwadien]

Has anyone noticed for the Rugby World Cup, they're using the football ground in Leicester, and not the Tigers ground.

You know, not using the world famous rugby club.

 

[Moriath]

Has anyone noticed for the Rugby World Cup, they're using the football ground in Leicester, and not the Tigers ground.

You know, not using the world famous rugby club.

Who? Lol

 

[Lakih]

"World famous"
Must be a small world

 

[Gwadien]

World famous to people who know anything about Sport.

Not a bunch of computer nerds

@Marc will tell you how they're actually too rough and they should run around a bit more like little girls.

 

[Moriath]

World famous to people who know anything about Sport.

Not a bunch of computer nerds

@Marc will tell you how they're actually too rough and they should run around a bit more like little girls.

Guess all the syrians are wanting to come to uk to see world famous place.

 

[Fweddy]

Any one here like scale models of the solar system? Silly question, everyone likes scale models of the solar system.


View: https://vimeo.com/139407849

 

[Raven]

World famous to people who know anything about Sport.

Not a bunch of computer nerds

@Marc will tell you how they're actually too rough and they should run around a bit more like little girls.

That's a glitter rugby ground, not real rugby.

 

[Job]

Silly Germans, messing with gas emissions again, how on Earth did such a large company think they could get away with.such a blatant cheat.
http://www.independent.co.uk/life-s...-after-software-masks-emissions-10508892.html

 

[fettoken]

 

[Job]

Another acid attack in the UK on a woman..us usual...jesus fuck, we need a special sentencing structure for the fuckers, starting at life with no parole up to daily beatings with a rusty crowbar.

 

[Raven]

Feel slightly guilty thinking its a Muslim doing it because she didn't make his cup of tea correctly or some shit.

 

[old.user4556]

I LIKE TITS

 

[Moriath]

I LIKE TITS

And alcohol ? I like yr sisters tits.

 

[fettoken]

And alcohol ? I like yr sisters tits.

Pic or it didn't happen.

 

[Job]

I know I don't like trains...but this HS2 bolaks is just a fucking mess,.
Just read how useless it's going to be...for 16 years it won't even go to London, you'll have to change to a local train.
Wild horses wouldn't drag me on those overpriced buses.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/ukn...s-as-Euston-redevelopment-is-pushed-back.html

 

[fettoken]

Ate with gf's family yesterday, funny bunch. They wanted to go to a more 'hously' place with a more homemade-type touch of food (super fucking hipster-expensive). I had ox-meatballs with potato-puree and some lingonberries strewn over, bacon-squares and some kind of sauce. Very good, but you got almost nothing on the plate, and cost like 20 euro, which is ok. But, i very much dislike this new trend that hipster-places are going with the more fine-dine restaurant type theme, but leaving everything out except being really expensive and not putting anything on the plate. Fuckers. Swedish meatball kitchen or someth.

 

[Yoni]

Ate with gf's family yesterday, funny bunch. They wanted to go to a more 'hously' place with a more homemade-type touch of food (super fucking hipster-expensive). I had ox-meatballs with potato-puree and some lingonberries strewn over, bacon-squares and some kind of sauce. Very good, but you got almost nothing on the plate, and cost like 20 euro, which is ok. But, i very much dislike this new trend that hipster-places are going with the more fine-dine restaurant type theme, but leaving everything out except being really expensive and not putting anything on the plate. Fuckers. Swedish meatball kitchen or someth.

Did you go to meatballs??

 

[fettoken]

Did you go to meatballs??

Yeah was probably the name! You tried it?

 

[DaGaffer]

I know I don't like trains...but this HS2 bolaks is just a fucking mess,.
Just read how useless it's going to be...for 16 years it won't even go to London, you'll have to change to a local train.
Wild horses wouldn't drag me on those overpriced buses.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/ukn...s-as-Euston-redevelopment-is-pushed-back.html

Don't see it as that big an issue TBH; develop Old Oak Common and North Acton Tube together and you're just dropping people into the tube network a few minutes earlier. The HST would be speed restricted for those last few miles to Euston anyway, just like all trains.