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[Fweddy]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?&v=p747PrxmZJ4

Edit: It's awesome, so click it, but dunno why it's not linking the vid...

Strange, it linked the video fine when I posted it a couple of weeks ago

 

[DaGaffer]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-34266389

Police spokesman James McLellan said that, throughout the interview, Ahmed had maintained that he built only a clock, but said the boy was unable to give a "broader explanation" as to what it would be used for.

Er, telling the time?

 

[Trem]

 

[Zarjazz]

Er, telling the time?

Funniest comment I've read so far about it.

To be fair to the cops, there were Arabic numerals on the clock....

 

[old.user4556]

CAN'T BE ARSED TO CHECK FOR GLENNS, BUT:


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EhAFyaObY6U

 

[TdC]

Er, telling the time?

yeah. poor fellow. I'd have been proud as fuck if at 14 I'd been able to solder together something that actually worked. shame some idiots caused this to happen

 

[TdC]

What if I scooped TdC's brains out and replaced them with a Speak'n'Spell and then rimmed him? What then eh?

Not in relation to that story mind. Just what if?

I'll stop wiping then. I know you like me crusty.

 

[fettoken]

CAN'T BE ARSED TO CHECK FOR GLENNS, BUT:


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EhAFyaObY6U

Just nope. Noope nope.

 

[Moriath]

CAN'T BE ARSED TO CHECK FOR GLENNS, BUT:


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EhAFyaObY6U

Thats great. Hehe. What movie it from?

 

[Gumbo]

Someone on another forum that I frequent asks this :-

Does anyone have a use for 100,000 condoms with an expiry date in 6 months time?

Left over from the olympics.

Someone asked me, and my first thought was to ask you lot.

My first thought was to ask you lot.

 

[Moriath]

Someone on another forum that I frequent asks this :-



My first thought was to ask you lot.

We are all old and married. Well some of us lol. Maybe a water balloon party?

 

[TdC]

I call that a "Weekend Pack"

 

[Edmond]

Lots of posh wanks?

 

[Fweddy]

I call that a "Weekend Pack"

Because you like to get bummed until you have a weak end?

 

[old.user4556]

Lots of posh wanks?

Beat me to it.

Who needs condoms when your gran is through the menopause and can't get pregnant anyway?

 

[Gumbo]

Lots of posh wanks?

That was an early suggestion.

 

[Gwadien]

rip

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry...e7e4b0e333e54bee29?ncid=fcbklnkushpmg00000063

 

[Moriath]

rip

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry...e7e4b0e333e54bee29?ncid=fcbklnkushpmg00000063

Never heard of him

 

[caLLous]

 

[Moriath]

Only listened to fifteen mins but totally agree.

 

[Trem]

That is some addictive shit when he gets to the repairing. I have to pick my kids up in a minute and I haven't done any of the jobs I was meant to do

 

[Job]

Er, telling the time?

Reminds me off the guy who was arrested at the airport with a homemade battery pack in his bag, it was just ten nicads soldered together with a lead, when pulled up on it, the TSa released a picture of the charger, they had taken it apart and lined them up and led the lead to a water bottle..all set up to like like a bomb.
Shameless they are.

 

[Job]

Here's the pic

 

[Raven]

Cast iron excuse required.

I forgot the rugby world cup starts today and have agreed to cook a nice dinner and watch a film with the wife. I would rather go to the pub.

 

[Raven]

Here's the picView attachment 27407

As it turns out, the lads clock looks a bit like that.

 

[soze]

I do feel for the kid because the design makes it look a bit suspect. Even his engineering teacher told him not to show anyone else haha.

 

[DaGaffer]

I do feel for the kid because the design makes it look a bit suspect. Even his engineering teacher told him not to show anyone else haha.

If his engineering teacher had thought it might be an issue, maybe he should have suggested he look after it for the rest of the school day or something.

 

[Fweddy]

Cast iron excuse required.

I forgot the rugby world cup starts today and have agreed to cook a nice dinner and watch a film with the wife. I would rather go to the pub.

The pair of tickets that I won in a work competition just arrived. New Zealand Vs Tonga, right next to the pitch. Can't wait

 

[Trem]

So you can be there one day and everything is normal and fine, then maybe your wife can just walk through the door and say it's over. Do you ever think about that? We are so set in our ways that this is the way it is and nothing is wrong and everything is perfect, but you never know what's around the corner.

I guess I just don't trust the fucking skank hoe

 

[Raven]

I don't care so long as I can watch the rugby

Besides, we have agreed that she would starve within a week of leaving me, she can't even boil an egg.

Last time she cooked, about 4 years ago, she put about 5 oxo cubes in a cottage pie for 2.