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[fettoken]

@fettoken is upset he's not the centre of attention.

My lawn is though.

Just get it done! Perhaps get one of those self-moving machines, would be interesting to see it go rogue and mow down the neighbors roses or some such. "Lawnmower on new adventures" - title for a film perhaps?

 

[Job]

The London Mayor candidates could not be more different, the son of a bus driver against the son of a billionaire.

 

[CorNokZ]

Just get it done! Perhaps get one of those self-moving machines, would be interesting to see it go rogue and mow down the neighbors roses or some such. "Lawnmower on new adventures" - title for a film perhaps?

My parents got a Husqvarna Automower and it is so awesome. Perfect lawn 365 days a year

 

[caLLous]

I actually remember watching this ages ago when looking into them. The Husqvarna looks like the best.

 

[Trem]

I wanna see....I wanna see.....its not fair!!

I've seen it now.

It looked like a goat doing something at first……

 

[Raven]

That seat comes as standard on all racers.

 

[Job]

Got bored and started reading the Liverpool Wiki page.

Started in Liverpool:
Worlds first intercity rail link, first steel frame building, first US consulate anywhere in the world, overhead railway, only city with a Whitehall office, oldest classical orchestra, first electric train, first railway tunnels, first passenger helicopter, RSPCA, NSPCC, School for the blind, Citizens advice, legal aid, first council house in Europe, first British Nobel prize, invented the football net (yes, it was just two post up to then), first ring road, modern Olympics based on it's National Olympic amateur event, largest store in the world , first departmen t store, British Planetary society, worlds first Tropical medicine school, first lifeboat station, first lending library, first sewer system, first wet dock, first hydraulic crane, worlds largest brick warehouse, first cancer research center, first public baths, district nurses, ambulances, motorised fire engines, only city with two Cathederals, worlds first trading of financial derivative (cotton), Queensway tunnel was the longest underwater tunnel in the world, three of the most popular toys in the world, Hornby trains, Dinky and Meccano., most successful football team.
Oh and about to have a £6 billion waterfont update.
Pity it's full of chavs.

 

[Raven]

Where did they steal all that from?!

 

[Job]

Black people I do believe.

 

[fettoken]

I actually remember watching this ages ago when looking into them. The Husqvarna looks like the best.

There's some humor in there as well.

 

[old.user4556]

I actually remember watching this ages ago when looking into them. The Husqvarna looks like the best.

Nothing beats the manly pull of the starter on a petrol lawnmower.

RAAAARR, HEAR ME ROAR.

*muscle flex*

 

[fettoken]

And the smell of petrol. Mmmmm mm


Also, can we talk about how excruciatingly annoying it is having someone with long hair living in your apartment at times. She sheds more hair than a dog for fucks sake. It's on the clothes even after i wash. It sticks to the rug like glue, and it's on your cock in the morning, sitting on the foreskin and fucking hurts to remove.

 

[old.user4556]

I dunno what it is but I really like this advert. It's so very French / Euro in feel, the music is great.


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9W7_GPXHM6A

 

[DaGaffer]

Got bored and started reading the Liverpool Wiki page.

Started in Liverpool:
Worlds first intercity rail link, first steel frame building, first US consulate anywhere in the world, overhead railway, only city with a Whitehall office, oldest classical orchestra, first electric train, first railway tunnels, first passenger helicopter, RSPCA, NSPCC, School for the blind, Citizens advice, legal aid, first council house in Europe, first British Nobel prize, invented the football net (yes, it was just two post up to then), first ring road, modern Olympics based on it's National Olympic amateur event, largest store in the world , first departmen t store, British Planetary society, worlds first Tropical medicine school, first lifeboat station, first lending library, first sewer system, first wet dock, first hydraulic crane, worlds largest brick warehouse, first cancer research center, first public baths, district nurses, ambulances, motorised fire engines, only city with two Cathederals, worlds first trading of financial derivative (cotton), Queensway tunnel was the longest underwater tunnel in the world, three of the most popular toys in the world, Hornby trains, Dinky and Meccano., most successful football team.
Oh and about to have a £6 billion waterfont update.
Pity it's full of chavs.

Wouldn't have a clue about most of those, but the department store one definitely isn't correct. I'm pretty dubious about the council house one as well.

 

[old.user4556]

http://empirenews.net/actress-betty-white-92-dyes-peacefully-in-her-los-angeles-home/

Betty White has dyed

 

[soze]

That is poor. I demand a wedgie button

 

[Job]

I used to get in endless arguments about this in work...those ridiculous password requirements are of no use and simply make everyone write them down , which is the single most dangerous thing to do.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/technolo...ont-keep-you-safe-warn-security-services.html

 

[soze]

I used to get in endless arguments about this in work...those ridiculous password requirements are of no use and simply make everyone write them down , which is the single most dangerous thing to do.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/technolo...ont-keep-you-safe-warn-security-services.html

My work do not care if you write your password on your monitor the password complexity is just because how many services are Web Facing. You need complex passwords.

 

[Job]

People don't brute force passwords, it's done by tricking people into giving them away..if you want a strong password that is easily remembered...try something like yukonrachelfrog...


Anyway that zipline video I posted on Vimeo has had 152K views...really?

 

[Edmond]

 

[Edmond]

So I cracked the first egg this morning....Double yolker!! Yay



Only to crack the 2nd one....only another double yolker Yay!!!!!!!

 

[soze]

People don't brute force passwords, it's done by tricking people into giving them away..if you want a strong password that is easily remembered...try something like yukonrachelfrog...


Anyway that zipline video I posted on Vimeo has had 152K views...really?

I never said anything about brute force. Your average user will pick "password", "letmein" or some other bollocks which don't need brute force. I did a project migrating a company to office 365 and all but one of them used letmein as a password.

 

[Trem]

So I cracked the first egg this morning....Double yolker!! Yay

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Only to crack the 2nd one....only another double yolker Yay!!!!!!!

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Yay!

4 chicken periods for the price of 2.

 

[Edmond]

Yay!

4 chicken periods for the price of 2.

They got squashed into 2 bacon sarnies and....nom nom nom nom

 

[TdC]

People don't brute force passwords, it's done by tricking people into giving them away..if you want a strong password that is easily remembered...try something like yukonrachelfrog...

certainly. brute forcing a password these days takes, on average, a stupendous amount of time even with the massive amounts of compute power we can employ to do so. what people tend to do, as you say, is use social-engineering and other tricks to get people to drop clues or even the whole thing. another method could be brute-forcing the person, e.g. you get hold of the person with access and apply a hammer until they tell you the password. that's fairly high profile and messy, but that's not to say it doesn't happen.

these days however, smart architects make sure there is no single person with the keys to the vault, and valuable information is generally tucked away in some fairly inaccessable place. this is where the really smart people play tbh, because you need planning and coordination along with l33t skills and a myriad other things to get to that data.

Edit:

I never said anything about brute force. Your average user will pick "password", "letmein" or some other bollocks which don't need brute force. I did a project migrating a company to office 365 and all but one of them used letmein as a password.

yeah, well, some people deserve to be hacked ;-) j/k there's passwords and passwords tbh. I don't particularly consider Job's password example to be "strong", but it is a good example of the difference between what a human considers complex and what complexity really is. on a whim, I hashed up "yukonrachelfrog" and put a password cracker to work on the results. 15 hours later, it was still churning away on my little xeon at 430 cps. that doesn't mean the password is particularly hard, it just means that the hash, in this case SHA-512, is decent enough to withstand my paltry attempt to crack it. were I to have somthing like a nice dedicated cracker, or a bitcoin miner (which is basically the same thing tbh) that little hash wouldn't have stood a chance (iirc 8x AMD R9 cards can do something like 800M cps).

 

[soze]

yeah, well, some people deserve to be hacked ;-) j/k there's passwords and passwords tbh. I don't particularly consider Job's password example to be "strong", but it is a good example of the difference between what a human considers complex and what complexity really is. on a whim, I hashed up "yukonrachelfrog" and put a password cracker to work on the results. 15 hours later, it was still churning away on my little xeon at 430 cps. that doesn't mean the password is particularly hard, it just means that the hash, in this case SHA-512, is decent enough to withstand my paltry attempt to crack it. were I to have somthing like a nice dedicated cracker, or a bitcoin miner (which is basically the same thing tbh) that little hash wouldn't have stood a chance (iirc 8x AMD R9 cards can do something like 800M cps).

You are not wrong. The companies I deal with are not holders of super secret information nor are they worth enough money to be on anyones radar. So hacking for them is more likely to be some script kiddy arising around or another employee being a nosey twat.

But I was amazed when the head of HR with Sage Payroll on the desktop used letmein as a password. When I told them that Office 365 needed 8 characters they wanted letmein1. Another favourite is number plates because they have Capitals and Numbers. All my passwords are random 10 characters that Lastpass creates with Capitals, Lowercase, Numbers and Symbols. I have 2 factor authentication on Lastpass so you would need my fake word password for that and my mobile and the Pin for that to get my passwords. I know it is not 100% but I think it is better than letmein

One of my mates takes it further and has a Password Vault that is offline only on his Server and Mobile. He also changes all his email addresses using aliases in google. So nothing has his real email address. He uses AmaCoUK-email@gmail.com and AmaCom-email@gmail.com so you need to guess his made up email and his password to hack him.

 

[Job]

I'm not up to speed on this but how do password crackers get past three tries and you are locked out until an admin resets you.
What systems allow continous attempts?

 

[soze]

Don't they normally get a dump of data like Sony lost that contains the password hash and then just cracking the hash? Then if you have not changed it they just log on as you.

 

[TdC]

Well if you want to attack the hash then yes, you do kind of need to either have it or know how it was constructed. then you can do several different things depending on what your goal is.

There's a fairly nice example on the internets where someone explains quite well what cracking a hash entails, how long it approximately takes and such. Also, why you have to do such a thing reasonably quickly, which is basically a social reason funnily enough. I already knew that GPU's are generally ace for specific tasks, but there are certain things they suck at which is why we still have your bog standard CPU.

At workies we recently did some testing for one of our compute clusters and running on GPU was still miles better than anything else by at worst case a factor of 10. This was running on 128 of these puppies btw. Our shit is other-worldly

 

[Gwadien]

Passwerds are teh bullsheetz anyway.

It's all about multiple-verification stuff anyway.

If you want to get onto my Steam account, you have to access my Gmail account, if you want to access my Gmail account, you need to access my phone, if you want to access my phone, you have to be a insecure girlfriend.