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[soze]

3D toch on the new iPhone looks good. I am waiting for next year. If the can get battery fuel cell technology in the next one they can have my money.

I will probably buy an Apple TV again now there is an AppStore. Apps on Apple tend to be really polished and good to use. If it gets plex it can't be worse than the XBOne anyeway

 

[Tom]

ONE HUNDRED FUCKING DOLLARS FOR A PENCIL?

WHHHHAT THETHEHSW HJDFASGDFASG LJASDFGDFS

https://imgur.com/FTBUEXF

 

[DaGaffer]

3D toch on the new iPhone looks good. I am waiting for next year. If the can get battery fuel cell technology in the next one they can have my money.

I will probably buy an Apple TV again now there is an AppStore. Apps on Apple tend to be really polished and good to use. If it gets plex it can't be worse than the XBOne anyeway

Yes it can. It will still have shitty Apple-centric file support, even if it does have a plex app. I can't really see how they've moved on over a three year old Roku.

 

[Raven]

They haven't. All they have done is repackage the same thing, again.

The marketing arm of Apple (The BBC) are fapping all over it, as usual.

 

[soze]

The search function through all of your Streaming Apps is cool. Siri is just like the Fire TV Search so again nice to have. The touch pad on the remote looks interesting and if it does respond like on your phone it will be a fuck sight better than the buttons on the old remote. Also at $150 it is a lot lot less than I thought it was going to be.

 

[CorNokZ]

I could see the advantages in some of the previous iPhones, but now they just seem like a designer phone with a slick OS, but no real technology to it. What I ended up really hating about my iPhone was that it wasn't mine, in the sense that every iPhone looked just like mine. Not just on the outside, but on the inside as well. Background, folders and apps. Nothing personal to it, and it felt like I was just another sheep in the herd. Which I probably was. Don't get me wrong, there is probably nothing wrong with the new iPhone, it just isn't new technology or very innovative..

The iPen made me lol on the behalf of Jobs and all the Apple freaks who laughed at pens back in the days. 170 dollars for a keyboard.. Wow

 

[soze]

I have an Android and the phone I recently ordered is an Android but I am not on board with the Apple hate here. What should they have announced? It does not need a 16 core processor or 16gb of RAM. The Camera also gets decent reviews without being 48 mega pixel. I know I will get slated on this forum for saying it but you do not need to reinvent the wheel with every phone you release. Make it better for the people using it and add feature than make it better in real life. The 3D Touch will do that. If they release a week long battery on the next one I will 100% be going back.

 

[Gwadien]

I was really hoping to become a Russian spammer and spam this thread

Fiji the penis enlarger

 

[Job]

Had a shit day at work today, got home knackered and didn't really feel much like eating so just had some marmite on toast. Just been for a piss, stinks of marmite...not had that before.

You didn't actually need to mention the shit for that story.

 

[Job]

I have an Android and the phone I recently ordered is an Android but I am not on board with the Apple hate here. What should they have announced? It does not need a 16 core processor or 16gb of RAM. The Camera also gets decent reviews without being 48 mega pixel. I know I will get slated on this forum for saying it but you do not need to reinvent the wheel with every phone you release. Make it better for the people using it and add feature than make it better in real life. The 3D Touch will do that. If they release a week long battery on the next one I will 100% be going back.

I hear the slo-mo camera on the ipoon is much better than the samsung, did a load of quarter speed footage on holiday looks great, but is scaled up from 760 wide and you can see the rough edges on a tv...bit crap really.


This is Note 3 at 1/4 speed.


View: https://vimeo.com/138843974

 

[caLLous]

The funniest part is that the above was actually written in 2012.

 

[Gwadien]

I hear the slo-mo camera on the ipoon is much better than the samsung, did a load of quarter speed footage on holiday looks great, but is scaled up from 760 wide and you can see the rough edges on a tv...bit crap really.


This is Note 3 at 1/4 speed.


View: https://vimeo.com/138843974

Even your mrs looks like she's from the 80s.

 

[Job]

I usually loathe clickbait. This one is fairly awesome though. I espcially like the JFK/Jackie O and the Picasso ones.

http://allday.com/post/2468-what-30-celebrities-would-look-like-if-they-had-tattoos/

How about a set of pictures showing celebrities without their hideous tattoo's, like Rihanna, without that fucknut set of wings under her tits.

 

[old.user4556]

https://imgur.com/FTBUEXF

That's the very reason for my dramatic response!

 

[Job]

Seeing as it got deleted.
If you have a VR phone viewer, Titans of space is awesome, disney ride quality interface, beautiful music, amazing feeling of scale and looking down at yourself is so weird...you want the legs to move as you do.

Inmind is a very polished neuron shooting game...bit tedious, but the graphics and sensation of movement is very good

Vrse is downloadable 360 mini stories, up to 1gb, watched one on a beach, very immersive, artyfarty but really gives you an idea of the possibilities.


Insidous 3 trailer has you in a room talking to a woman, pretty scary waiting for something to jump out when it could come from anywhere.

 

[old.user4556]

This just appeared on Facebook because one of my "friends" liked it - another de-friend candidate:

"is a moment of pleasure worth taking the life of another?"

"yes, now fuck off you self righteous cunt"

 

[Moriath]

This just appeared on Facebook because one of my "friends" liked it - another de-friend candidate:

"is a moment of pleasure worth taking the life of another?"

"yes, now fuck off you self righteous cunt"

View attachment 27296

Mmmm bacon

 

[Tom]

I sometimes wonder how these people manage to eat vegetables given the number of insects and animals destroyed/killed during their cultivation.

 

[Trem]

Seeing as it got deleted.
If you have a VR phone viewer, Titans of space is awesome, disney ride quality interface, beautiful music, amazing feeling of scale and looking down at yourself is so weird...you want the legs to move as you do.

Inmind is a very polished neuron shooting game...bit tedious, but the graphics and sensation of movement is very good

Vrse is downloadable 360 mini stories, up to 1gb, watched one on a beach, very immersive, artyfarty but really gives you an idea of the possibilities.


Insidous 3 trailer has you in a room talking to a woman, pretty scary waiting for something to jump out when it could come from anywhere.

IT GOT DELETED FROM THE WRONG FUCKING THREAD YOU COMPLETE PSYCHO!!


Jesus christ I give up. I wasn't going to move it, I was on my phone and I was a bit drunk and in all fairness it could of belonged either in here or in a Techy thread and then at that point, yeah I admit it I couldn't be arsed. I couldn't be arsed because I am some kind of Nazi mod and to top it off me deleting your thread also got me accused of being a racist mod or at least siding with your racist views or something. I don't fucking know anymore.

Bunch of kids, bitching because a fucking post got deleted. You do all know just how easy going this forum is don't you?



*walks off mumbling*

 

[Gwadien]

IT GOT DELETED FROM THE WRONG FUCKING THREAD YOU COMPLETE PSYCHO!!


Jesus christ I give up. I wasn't going to move it, I was on my phone and I was a bit drunk and in all fairness it could of belonged either in here or in a Techy thread and then at that point, yeah I admit it I couldn't be arsed. I couldn't be arsed because I am some kind of Nazi mod and to top it off me deleting your thread also got me accused of being a racist mod or at least siding with your racist views or something. I don't fucking know anymore.

Bunch of kids, bitching because a fucking post got deleted. You do all know just how easy going this forum is don't you?



*walks off mumbling*

racist

 

[old.user4556]

I sometimes wonder how these people manage to eat vegetables given the number of insects and animals destroyed/killed during their cultivation.

It's beyond belief.

*looks at their shoes* "gee, those are some nice leather shoes, gee that's a nice leather handbag - SOMETHING TICKLES ME THOUGH - where does leather come from again? IS THAT A TYPE OF PLANT?"

 

[Trem]

Oh bacon, yeah, is this a thing I did see when I was a kid or another memory that got fucked up? Anyway I used to go with my mum when she did deliveries for my grandad who owned a butchers. Anyway we went to an abbatoir and I stayed in the van and I swear I saw a big spinning barrel thing with a live pig in it squealing, like they were spinning it to death or stripping it of it's skin or something, late 70's early 80's I guess. Is that a thing?

 

[~Yuckfou~]

Oh bacon, yeah, is this a thing I did see when I was a kid or another memory that got fucked up? Anyway I used to go with my mum when she did deliveries for my grandad who owned a butchers. Anyway we went to an abbatoir and I stayed in the van and I swear I saw a big spinning barrel thing with a live pig in it squealing, like they were spinning it to death or stripping it of it's skin or something, late 70's early 80's I guess. Is that a thing?

Staffordshire doner kebab?

 

[georgie]

Oh bacon, yeah, is this a thing I did see when I was a kid or another memory that got fucked up? Anyway I used to go with my mum when she did deliveries for my grandad who owned a butchers. Anyway we went to an abbatoir and I stayed in the van and I swear I saw a big spinning barrel thing with a live pig in it squealing, like they were spinning it to death or stripping it of it's skin or something, late 70's early 80's I guess. Is that a thing?

Probably to get the hair off the piggy. They are supposed be dead before they do that though.

 

[caLLous]

When they came to kill our pigs they would stun them (with big electric tweezer things to both temples) then drag them outside and string them up by the back legs to a front loader on a tractor, lift it up and then slit their throats. When they'd bled out they were put in a bath of boiling (or very very hot) water to get rid of all the hair and then they winched them up again and, with a combination of a hacksaw and a really big cleaver, cut them straight down the middle.

Ahh, memories...

 

[caLLous]

I know, @Trem. Look at this instead.

 

[Trem]

I want to see the gif I didn't see that made @Jupitus cross

 

[Trem]

Even your mrs looks like she's from the 80s.

She'd get it to be honest. Need some front shots of her to guarantee some Trem length, front nude shots obviously. Use your bloody VR thing if you want @Job

 

[Zarjazz]

This just appeared on Facebook because one of my "friends" liked it - another de-friend candidate:

"is a moment of pleasure worth taking the life of another?"

"yes, now fuck off you self righteous cunt"

I wonder how righteous those vegetarians would be if they had to go on an extended trip with Bear Grylls or Ray Mears and see how long their standards would last ...

 

[Moriath]

I wonder how righteous those vegetarians would be if they had to go on an extended trip with Bear Grylls or Ray Mears and see how long their standards would last ...

Yup they are veggie until they skipped a couple of meals. Then its everyone for themselves.