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[~Yuckfou~]

Just bought this snorkel.
My last snorkels dry top failed and blocked when I was waayyy out from shore. Swimming is much more tiring than snorkeling, and I'd managed to swallow a fair bit of the Mediterranean. I ran out of talent and fitness and once the adrenaline and tiredness kicked in my legs pretty much stopped working. I nearly died but two guys manged to get to me about 100 yards out when I had absolutely nothing left. It was literally the old "drowning not waving" scenario.
I'm hoping this is a better snorkel

 

[Job]

IT GOT DELETED FROM THE WRONG FUCKING THREAD YOU COMPLETE PSYCHO!!


Jesus christ I give up. I wasn't going to move it, I was on my phone and I was a bit drunk and in all fairness it could of belonged either in here or in a Techy thread and then at that point, yeah I admit it I couldn't be arsed. I couldn't be arsed because I am some kind of Nazi mod and to top it off me deleting your thread also got me accused of being a racist mod or at least siding with your racist views or something. I don't fucking know anymore.

Bunch of kids, bitching because a fucking post got deleted. You do all know just how easy going this forum is don't you?



*walks off mumbling*

Jesus fuck, I wasn"t even complaining, just redoing it....time of the month obviously.

 

[Job]

Just bought this snorkel.
My last snorkels dry top failed and blocked when I was waayyy out from shore. Swimming is much more tiring than snorkeling, and I'd managed to swallow a fair bit of the Mediterranean. I ran out of talent and fitness and once the adrenaline and tiredness kicked in my legs pretty much stopped working. I nearly died but two guys manged to get to me about 100 yards out when I had absolutely nothing left. It was literally the old "drowning not waving" scenario.
I'm hoping this is a better snorkel

I never swim, only snorkel with fins or dive, swimming is controlled drowning, it's like enjoying going for a walk, without being able to see a thing and dragging a tractor tire behind you.

 

[Zarjazz]

Anyone who has ever used a Cisco switch will love this one - http://www.cisco.com/c/en/us/support/docs/field-notices/636/fn63697.html

 

[Trem]

Jesus fuck, I wasn"t even complaining, just redoing it....time of the month obviously.

You don't complain, you never do. I also never need a reason to spaz out once in a while.

 

[Edmond]

@Trem

 

[Job]

Omg, just downloaded Evolution of Verse short 3D VR, so frickin impressive, you start off in the middle of a lake at sunrise and the end sequence is awesome.

 

[Moriath]

Omg, just downloaded Evolution of Verse short 3D VR, so frickin impressive, you start off in the middle of a lake at sunrise and the end sequence is awesome.

Onlytime i want VR is when it comes with a groinal attachment

 

[Job]

Well the headset is hands free.

 

[Moriath]

Well the headset is hands free.

Not vr if u have to diy.

 

[Job]

Holy fuck

 

[Raven]

Well the headset is hands free.

Does it have an SD slot?

 

[DaGaffer]

Holy fuck

Saw that yesterday. Would imagine it hurt like fuck. People are odd.

 

[Bodhi]

Saw that yesterday. Would imagine it hurt like fuck. Cyclists are odd.

Fixed that for you.

 

[Tom]

No more than diving. He was probably only doing about 40mph when he hit.

 

[DaGaffer]

No more than diving. He was probably only doing about 40mph when he hit.

Tom, you tend not to lead with your face and several pounds of metal when you're diving. Unless you're Stephen Hawking.

 

[fettoken]

Does it have an SD slot?

This is getting ooooooold real quick. Soo old.But, i guess all you do is rehash old jokes. Oh, what was that, you had something to say about my apartment?

 

[caLLous]

I'm amazed you have any apartments left tbh...

 

[fettoken]

A few more than you i would hope.

 

[fettoken]

Yeah I'm only giving away those with short lease contracts fyi

 

[Gwadien]

@fettoken is upset he's not the centre of attention.

My lawn is though.

 

[Moriath]

@fettoken is upset he's not the centre of attention.

My lawn is though.

Remember to mow your neighbours when you do yours

 

[Jupitus]

I want to see the gif I didn't see that made @Jupitus cross

You really don't...

*remembers it's Trem*

Actually, you might

 

[Raven]

I still see it when I close my eyes. It's horrific.

 

[Scouse]

Would imagine it hurt like fuck. People are odd.

Yep.

But still cool tho



Edit: Also applies to @Raven's post...

 

[Edmond]

You really don't...

*remembers it's Trem*

Actually, you might

I still see it when I close my eyes. It's horrific.

I wanna see....I wanna see.....its not fair!!

 

[Job]

Those SD card jokes are old, but they are a good format.

 

[CorNokZ]

Those SD card jokes are old, but they are a good format.

 

[Cadelin]

Those SD card jokes are old, but they are a good format.

And you can slot them into the conversation...

 

[Scouse]

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hajXMVL8DCM