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[Tom]

Liquid soap was a genius idea...for people who sell soap.

 

[Gwadien]

Another HONY post.

Tehran, Iran

“I took the entrance exam for engineering when I was 19. I knew immediately that I had failed. When I got my score, I had an anxiety attack and lost control. I began screaming and beating my head against the wall. It got so bad that they took me to the hospital and injected me. When I came home, I just laid in my bedroom for days. One night my father came in to say ‘hello,’ and when he left, I heard him crying in the hallway. He was a driver for foreign tourists, and the next day he invited me to ride along with him. He was picking up a Swiss woman at the airport. Her name was Joanna. When she arrived, we realized that her travel agency had made a mistake. There was nobody to guide her. Joanna mentioned that she wanted to go to the archaeological museum in the morning. So I woke up at 6 AM, and got to the museum as soon as it opened so I could memorize as much information as I could. When Joanna arrived, I did my best to guide her with my limited English. But she was a very smart lady, and she knew that I wasn’t prepared. But she told me: ‘Mohammed, if you improve your English, you can be an amazing tour leader. And I’m going to support you.’”

“With Joanna’s encouragement, I went to school for English. When I passed the entrance exam and was admitted to university, she sent me a long sleeved shirt and $500 for my tuition. I couldn’t believe it. Then every month after that she sent me $50 and an issue of Reader’s Digest. Her only condition was that I continue with my studies and write her one letter every two weeks. She would send each of my letters back with notes and corrections. Soon I knew enough English to get certified as a tour guide. Then I learned Spanish as well. And Italian. I spoke with Joanna on the phone just a few weeks ago. She told me how proud she was of me. 'Your English is perfect,' she said. I started crying. I told her ‘I have so much business now. I just bought my own apartment. And it was all because of you.’”

 

[Scouse]

No he and the 4 million who voted for his party got dry humped by UK voting system.

Same retards who voted against AV tho eh?

 

[Scouse]

And so my friends, it's autumn time. How about that huh.

Maybe it is, maybe it isn't

 

[TdC]

nutter tbh


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNPpKrt9qPk

 

[Job]

I just cannot do those elevated pathways...how the fuck do they allow them...you total yourself when you fall off, the missus badly twisted her ankle.

 

[Scouse]

I quite like a bit of boardwalk -just not as thin as those. Quite like the stuff at Penmachno (starts about a minute in and there's a few sections of it).

 

[Tom]

Boardwalk can suck my dick. I hate it, so little gain for so much risk.

 

[soze]

I a with @Tom on this fuck them, I nearly fell over and broke an arm watching that video. The first tree would have a red stain and a RIP Soze sign on it.

 

[Scouse]

Boardwalk:

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vl9NfBYnWJQ

 

[Tom]

This is a challenge:


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=16lKR7i_xPA


These days its a 34:32, but in my youth it was a 42:21. I couldn't do that now...

Or this:


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-f_5f50A7E


Shit myself almost going into one of those corners too fast...

 

[TdC]

speaking of which....you can thank me later


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YRD8jAk274I

 

[Raven]

That was pretty good for a fan made film!

 

[Scouse]

What I find amusing about the post I made is that flash sound wasn't working in firefox temporarily for some reason but I figured what the heck - post it anyway, what could possibly go wrong?

Apart from the spanishness of the audio, I guess :eek


Meh. Anyway. Just to reiterate, boardwalk:

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UG_Z3ky5lwE





Edit: @Tom - that snake pass descent is way more risky than boardwalk. Speed + tarmac + cars. Nonononononono.

 

[caLLous]

NSFWish...

Spoiler

 

[Lamp]

At distances of under a femtometre (0.000,000,000,000,001 m), the strong nuclear force is 1, 000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 times stronger than gravity

 

[Job]

Well gravity is very weak...it takes an entire planet to make my balls sag.

 

[CorNokZ]

First Dane ever was sent into space this morning, what a time to be alive!

God speed, Andreas!

 

[Ormorof]

Rejsen til Saturn style?

 

[fettoken]

Maybe it is, maybe it isn't

Read the first sentence and, skimmed for ten seconds, nope not reading any more of that! Hurts my brain a little bit.

No but really, it's foggy as shit outside, around 12 degrees with overcast, and some rain coming down as well. It's fucking end of winter weather already.

 

[Tom]

that snake pass descent is way more risky than boardwalk. Speed + tarmac + cars. Nonononononono.

The road was closed to cars for a week or two

 

[caLLous]

The road was closed to cars for a week or two

I'd put money down that you were waiting for someone to say you were riding like a bellend before you said that.

 

[Scouse]

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-EW9yS1YhTE

 

[Gwadien]

If you wish to get a vague idea of what contract staff also do;

Just got an email from an agency which I signed up to 2 years ago, and never did any work for them because I got another job.

They want someone to go work in a slaughterhouse.

I mean, slaughterhouse - not really temp work no?

 

[Scouse]

I mean, slaughterhouse - not really temp work no?

Not hard to kill things. You need neither skills nor brain. In fact, absence of both is probably preferable.

Plus - there's certain times of year when local stock will be getting slaughtered and others where they're slack.

 

[Scouse]

Anyway - for anyone who'd like an amusing look at Texas and can get iplayer Rich Hall's excellent You Can Go To Hell - I'm Going To Texas is available right now.

Well worth a watch - as is all his stuff

 

[Moriath]

If you wish to get a vague idea of what contract staff also do;

Just got an email from an agency which I signed up to 2 years ago, and never did any work for them because I got another job.

They want someone to go work in a slaughterhouse.

I mean, slaughterhouse - not really temp work no?

Ido t see why it isnt temp work. Doesnt specify what you would be doing. But its the ideal temp work as scouse said. No brains sit doing one thing over and over etc etc

 

[Bodhi]

Maybe it's one of those slaughterhouses they do the Hokey Cokey whilst the animals are being slaughtered?

 

[caLLous]

It would be like any other menial job probably. I doubt they'd put you in charge of actually killing things, you'd just be packaging stuff and cleaning all the blood and guts off of everything.

 

[Job]

Anyway - for anyone who'd like an amusing look at Texas and can get iplayer Rich Hall's excellent You Can Go To Hell - I'm Going To Texas is available right now.

Well worth a watch - as is all his stuff

An evening with Harry Enfield and Paul Whitehouse....pure class...still the best after all these years.