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[Job]

Nigel Farage has gone very quiet and because of that here's a nice gif

 

[Raven]

That's because he got resoundingly dry humped by the electorate.

Him and his group of arseholes have served their purpose now.

 

[Job]

No he and the 4 million who voted for his party got dry humped by UK voting system.

 

[Lamp]

If looks could kill...

 

[fettoken]

And so my friends, it's autumn time. How about that huh.

 

[Lakih]

And so my friends, it's autumn time. How about that huh.

Yepp.
We have had an average of 12-23°c and 39 mm rain in July, 12-24°c and 43 mm rain in August (low temps during night). All of this week is predicted to be 15-20°c and rain. Two days ago we had our first storm with six reported deaths from falling trees. The past two month drought made the trees dry and brittle.

 

[Fast]

Nigel Farage has gone very quiet and because of that here's a nice gif

It makes me wonder..

 

[fettoken]

Yepp.
We have had an average of 12-23°c and 39 mm rain in July, 12-24°c and 43 mm rain in August (low temps during night). All of this week is predicted to be 15-20°c and rain. Two days ago we had our first storm with six reported deaths from falling trees. The past two month drought made the trees dry and brittle.

Yeh were just getting those temps here as well, rain will probably come along any day now. Shitty way to go though, never expect a tree to hit you in the noggin.

 

[Moriath]

Yeh were just getting those temps here as well, rain will probably come along any day now. Shitty way to go though, never expect a tree to hit you in the noggin.

I think the opposite. Quick, no suffering. Unexpected so no worrying. Tree to the noggin sounds like one of the better ways to die

 

[Zarjazz]

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHNk0-7hW3U

 

[caLLous]

 

[old.user4556]

Is that a pictorial representation of toht and Scouse having a discussion?

 

[Gwadien]

You know the pump action soaps/shower gels etc...

Does anyone else just spin it until the gods intervene and automatically open it, or is that just me?

Is there any other way of doing it?

 

[Gwadien]

That is probably the best advert I've seen in a long time, a strong message in a very humorous fashion, very un-American.

 

[Trem]

You know the pump action soaps/shower gels etc...

Does anyone else just spin it until the gods intervene and automatically open it, or is that just me?

Is there any other way of doing it?

Pump action....what the fuck kind of fancy ass shit do you wash with god damn it? I currently use Shield soap, it's from the 70s/80s and it's great, I remembered it then bought some off Amazon, it's smashing

Pictures of pumping action things!!

 

[Gwadien]

Pump action....what the fuck kind of fancy ass shit do you wash with god damn it? I currently use Shield soap, it's from the 70s/80s and it's great, I remembered it then bought some off Amazon, it's smashing

Pictures of pumping action things!!

https://www.ocado.com/webshop/produ...98ubJLA-VujFUGx_A7xF_3_nmWueGVcTD9BoCH_jw_wcB

 

[Trem]

https://www.ocado.com/webshop/produ...98ubJLA-VujFUGx_A7xF_3_nmWueGVcTD9BoCH_jw_wcB

Oh, no, I don't use those. Do they clean your vagina well?

 

[Gwadien]

Oh, no, I don't use those. Do they clean your vagina well?

I do it to save on wastage.

I'm the kind of person that'd get into the shower half asleep and end up putting half a bottle on myself.

 

[caLLous]

A retard?

 

[Gwadien]

A retard?

I suppose I have a retarded hand-eye-coordination first thing in the morning.

 

[Raven]

Lucky your mum has excellent hand eye coordination and pumping skills then.

 

[Trem]

Let me give my opinion here.

I do have a pumping soap thing for some sort of anti oil face thing that my wife made me buy, apparently I have a greasy head sometimes (top head). I find the pump thing a stupid fucking idea in the shower, we have a shelf in there and its on that and I'm a man so will only use one hand. It slides when I pump it….f'nar.

 

[Gwadien]

Let me give my opinion here.

I do have a pumping soap thing for some sort of anti oil face thing that my wife made me buy, apparently I have a greasy head sometimes (top head). I find the pump thing a stupid fucking idea in the shower, we have a shelf in there and its on that and I'm a man so will only use one hand. It slides when I pump it….f'nar.

Opinion denied.

Mine doesn't slide, therefore you're wrong, okay?

 

[Moriath]

I do it to save on wastage.

I'm the kind of person that'd get into the shower half asleep and end up putting half a bottle on myself.

Bar of soapsaves on wastage a lot more.

 

[Trem]

Opinion denied.

Mine doesn't slide, therefore you're wrong, okay?

Do you use one or two hands to pump it though?

Besides how can you tell in your demented morning state?

 

[Gwadien]

Do you use one or two hands to pump it though?

Besides how can you tell in your demented morning state?

I use my cock

 

[Gwadien]

I have a couple on facebook who have tattoo'd 'King' and 'Queen' on their hands.

 

[Moriath]

I have a couple on facebook who have tattoo'd 'King' and 'Queen' on their hands.

They will go far in life im sure

 

[Trem]

I use my cock

Your over large clitoris?

 

[Gwadien]