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Job

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We are but a few short years from the householder being held to blame for thefts, you left the window open mate? Now some poor bugger is facing 2 weeks on a tag for stealing your tv, that's a 200 quid fine for negligence.
I can absolutely guarantee you that is on the cards...the entire prosecution system in this country is headed that way.
 

Job

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I always have this image in my head whenever I see a post by Job.

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Old buggers like me can watch a trend and see where it ends up...my mates dad moved to Wales and left his big house vacant for six months...the insurance guy came around to quote for empty property insurance...the guy wasn't that bothered about security, he just went around checking there was nothing that could harm an intruder, drain the pool, put some ladders over the fragile roof (I shit you not) and clear the walkways in case they trip over.
Of course that's the modern world, as the insurance guy said, we pay out hundreds of times more in liability claims than simple theft.
 

fettoken

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Ate a bad egg omelette earlier today.
Spraypainted the entire toiletbowl for five consecutive seconds. It was glorious..
Why i didn't upload an image? Well, because of society.

edit: Why do i get recommended vids on youtube "Bangbus prank"..
 
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fettoken

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I fucking hate you, need to watch about 95 movies again now :eek:

Mohaha.

*I'm gonna take you to the bank senator Trent, to the blood bank *DUM DUM DUM*". Start off with Predator perhaps, or Rambo: First Blood.
 

Trem

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Mohaha.

*I'm gonna take you to the bank senator Trent, to the blood bank *DUM DUM DUM*". Start off with Predator perhaps, or Rambo: First Blood.
Dead Man's Shoes is a special revenge film if you haven't seen that (the scene shown on your video above) has the best executed sudden rage within the first few lines of the film.
 

fettoken

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Dead Man's Shoes is a special revenge film if you haven't seen that (the scene shown on your video above) has the best executed sudden rage within the first few lines of the film.

Great music so far as well.
 

Raven

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I have come to the conclusion that he isn't serious...he can't be serious...I hope.
 

sayward

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I do hope that this child's desiccated body that's been found in a suitcase in Australia is Madeleine Mcann. Sorry never have worked out how to do links. or photos.
 

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Me too, I am fed up of hearing about a kid that went missing, mostly because her middle class parents were negligent when hundreds of kids go missing every year and get virtually no interest from the media.
 

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Trem

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So the body of a young child is found half a world away and the media instantly jump to wild assumptions? Typical baseless sensationalist journalism. Everyone move along now ...
It gets them back in the news again though doesn't it? Probably fill up the search fund again :/
 

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Me too, I am fed up of hearing about a kid that went missing, mostly because her middle class parents were negligent when hundreds of kids go missing every year and get virtually no interest from the media.
What they did was worse than negligence imo.
 

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