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[Bodhi]

Do you watch these alot or are you on a cyclists forum or something?

I have no idea, cyclists just live posting these videos everywhere, like they're trying to encourage the US and them idea with the motorist. It's almost as like they think we don't know that there are some people out there who can't drive for shit. But then there are some usless cyclists to, and so the conversation goes round again. Almost you could say. In a cycle.

YEAAAAAAAAAH!

 

[Trem]

Not your average cycle helmet video:


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2PFRdEUN240


Watch it to the end. Poetic justice.

He didn't drive terribly close to the cyclist considering the street and then he chased him for that?

Poetic justice would of been the rider getting chinned.

 

[Scouse]

You're on a hiding to nothing @Tom - people give no shit about cyclists around here - even when thick necked cunts endanger lives by driving much too close then go on to assault a guy who pointed out their driving error (without swearing at them).

They'd rather treat cyclists like other car owners -as if the mistakes / bad cycling that cyclists undoubtedly do is in *any way* as dangerous as car owners.

Question for the anti cycling brigade - how many vehicle drivers have been killed *ever* because a bike crashed into their car?

 

[Tom]

He didn't drive terribly close to the cyclist considering the street and then he chased him for that?

Poetic justice would of been the rider getting chinned.

See the white dot on the road? The cyclist has just ridden over that. Which places the car's mirror to within about six inches of the cyclist's handlebar.

I'd have been pissed off too. Six feet is what's required, not six inches.

 

[caLLous]

He didn't drive terribly close to the cyclist considering the street and then he chased him for that?

Poetic justice would of been the rider getting chinned.

There was a big white van as he had the front cam on at the end, I thought (Ok I *hoped*) that the driver's door was going to open just in front of him.

 

[Trem]

Scouse/Tom all well and good in theory lads, 6 foot? That's never going to happen and not in London is it? For the record I also ride on the roads on a 2 wheeled machine and I don't get all pissy and twirly if someone says "that biker was a dick, he deserved that" so why can't you say the same?

That guy, whether he was right or wrong was a bell end and he needed a throat punch.

 

[Gwadien]

Scouse/Tom all well and good in theory lads, 6 foot? That's never going to happen and not in London is it? For the record I also ride on the roads on a 2 wheeled machine and I don't get all pissy and twirly if someone says "that biker was a dick, he deserved that" so why can't you say the same?

That guy, whether he was right or wrong was a bell end and he needed a throat punch.

Cos you're fat

 

[Tom]

Imagine if you were out with your lad Trem, crossing the road, and some idiot drove six inches from his head. Then imagine that idiot parked 30 feet up the road.

Don't tell me you wouldn't be tempted, because you'll be lying if you do.

 

[Gwadien]

Imagine if you were out with your lad Trem, crossing the road, and some idiot drove six inches from his head. Then imagine that idiot parked 30 feet up the road.

Don't tell me you wouldn't be tempted, because you'll be lying if you do.

I kinda don't get how that's got anything to do with that video.

Imagine that a gunman was holding a machine gun to your entire family, and he gave you a shit sandwich, and he had AIDS, would you eat the sandwich?

THAT'S HOW THE CYCLIST FELT

 

[Trem]

It's not the same is it Tom? If he was driving on the pavement 6 inches from my boy I would cave the guys head in. If I'm walking in a crowded road with my boy and it happened I would stand there wondering who sneaked me some crack.

 

[Job]

Ironman mod for GTA5 PC, imagination unschackled in a way never possible before, game engines eventually meeting VR technology will create a frickin wonderland, probably get boring after a week though...drugs are the answer.


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNkt3JY2y5U&feature=youtu.be

 

[Gwadien]

I have a fancy dress party this time next week, with the theme of the 90s.

Someone send me some of their clothes from the 90s

 

[caLLous]

It's your fault for not being born until after them.

 

[Tom]

It's not the same is it Tom? If he was driving on the pavement 6 inches from my boy I would cave the guys head in. If I'm walking in a crowded road with my boy and it happened I would stand there wondering who sneaked me some crack.

It's exactly the same. It doesn't matter where it happens. If someone in a car saw your lad and thought "fuck it, he's only a little boy, bollocks to him" and passed him dangerously close, you'd be livid. And you know it.

You could be [illegally] walking across a motorway but that doesn't entitle anyone to endanger your life by not taking avoiding action. In fact, anyone who did would be almost certainly guilty of dangerous driving.

 

[Job]

Heres an article on bbc news site today

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-33717112

Is it just me going old and health /safety, but that central walkway without guardrails looks well dodgy, especially as a fall would bounce you off the support girders, anyway the huts look awesome, some parties down there!

 

[Gwadien]

It's your fault for not being born until after them.

I was technically 7 when the 90s finished, so I could wear my matching orange shorts & tshirt that I so vividly remember.

What I really want that ski jacket that @Job wore in that pic he posted..

 

[Gwadien]

It's exactly the same. It doesn't matter where it happens. If someone in a car saw your lad and thought "fuck it, he's only a little boy, bollocks to him" and passed him dangerously close, you'd be livid. And you know it.

You could be [illegally] walking across a motorway but that doesn't entitle anyone to endanger your life by not taking avoiding action. In fact, anyone who did would be almost certainly guilty of dangerous driving.

I think its fairer if it was just him, not his kid.

 

[Bodhi]

People get too close to each other all time time on the roads, hell I had someone earlier nearly knock me into the central reservation a couple of days ago at speeds where it would have got messy, but I haven't gone on a moral crusade about it. I just got in with making it to where I was going.

 

[Scouse]

Scouse/Tom all well and good in theory lads, 6 foot? That's never going to happen and not in London is it? For the record I also ride on the roads on a 2 wheeled machine and I don't get all pissy and twirly if someone says "that biker was a dick, he deserved that" so why can't you say the same?

That guy, whether he was right or wrong was a bell end and he needed a throat punch.

Couldn't disagree more. You're supposed to give as much space to a cyclist as you are a car. Period. If you can't get round safely then you *wait*.

Remember - I drive a car too - so the above applies to me when I'm driving as much as anyone else.

When the cyclist caught up he didn't start swearing and screaming at the cunt in the car (who, by the way, never stopped swearing and threatening) - he pointed out that the driver was way too close - which he was.


Saying a cyclist who had his life put in danger (<<actually happened, no exaggeration - that's what the driver's maneuver actually did) shouldn't be able to forcefully but calmly point this out to the offending driver without suffering assault is ridiculous. Saying he deserves a "throat punch" for this is fucking retarded IMO.

Get it through your skulls people - you're nice and safe in your big metal cars, and cyclists are just bags of water ready to go pop when you hit them. So if you drive too close then expect them to be scared and angry because of your dickish behaviour.

 

[Scouse]

People get too close to each other all time time on the roads, hell I had someone earlier nearly knock me into the central reservation a couple of days ago at speeds where it would have got messy, but I haven't gone on a moral crusade about it. I just got in with making it to where I was going.

You were in a metal cage. I don't chase dicks down when I'm in my car - because even if I hit a wall I'll probably be OK.

Guys on bikes get, quite rightly, scared when drivers do that. I get buzzed, deliberately, almost every time I use the road on my bike. Yet if I crash into a car who gets hurt?

 

[Trem]

What I want you to admit is that the guy is a dick and he shouldn't of chased the driver. Forget that he's a brother cyclist, because believe it or not some of them are cunts as well you know.

It's a mode of transport not a religious cult you pair of fannies

 

[Gwadien]

It's a mode of transport not a religious cult you pair of fannies

amen

 

[Gwadien]

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wv0j8k2MkKA


What if they were doing this and they got hit?

 

[Tom]

What I want you to admit is that the guy is a dick and he shouldn't of chased the driver. Forget that he's a brother cyclist, because believe it or not some of them are cunts as well you know.

It's a mode of transport not a religious cult you pair of fannies

I don't see him as a brother, if I'd encountered him while cycling he'd have been coughing up the dust my rear wheel kicked up as I passed him (I cycle quite quickly). If it had been me, I wouldn't have chased the motorist down, and I have to admit that I cringe at some of the confrontations I watch on YouTube. He isn't a dick but he didn't handle it particularly well.

So now I want you to admit that even when he did speak to the driver, he did so quite calmly. And when the driver started kicking off, rather than get into a fight, he did the most sensible thing and left as quickly as he could (fights are shit). Oh and the driver is a cunt. I hope the road isn't too badly damaged by his face hitting the asphalt.

*Steals scarecrow*

 

[caLLous]

Unfortunately (for all other cyclists) it's the self-righteous wankers that will be the ones to film everything and shout the loudest about every discrepancy on t'inter.

 

[Job]

Went to a hipster party at a disused dock building last week, this was the dj/musician, he was amazing , banging out Devo style electronic dance/funk/trance completely live using 70's synths.

 

[fettoken]

Did you guys know that there exists a certain kind of factories in Africa, where newborn children are processed and either a), sold or b), killed and processed into powder that are said to have certain positive effects.

There's a documentary with a Swedish Terese Cristiansson, journalist and correspondent that told of these atrocities.

 

[Trem]

I don't see him as a brother, if I'd encountered him while cycling he'd have been coughing up the dust my rear wheel kicked up as I passed him (I cycle quite quickly). If it had been me, I wouldn't have chased the motorist down, and I have to admit that I cringe at some of the confrontations I watch on YouTube. He isn't a dick but he didn't handle it particularly well.

So now I want you to admit that even when he did speak to the driver, he did so quite calmly. And when the driver started kicking off, rather than get into a fight, he did the most sensible thing and left as quickly as he could (fights are shit). Oh and the driver is a cunt. I hope the road isn't too badly damaged by his face hitting the asphalt.

*Steals scarecrow*

Get off my scarecrow, it's filled with my precious semen.

Thing is the driver was giving the rider plenty of warnings and chances to bugger off and also the driver was a gobby cockney who had just been chased by someone for quite a while then confronted....

 

[Job]

I was technically 7 when the 90s finished, so I could wear my matching orange shorts & tshirt that I so vividly remember.

What I really want that ski jacket that @Job wore in that pic he posted..

You would love this one then.

 

[Gwadien]

You would love this one then.

View attachment 26501

That's the one I'm on about.

@Tom


View: https://youtu.be/SLLinmJPWto