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[Job]

Thank the Lord...Ted2 is funny...and even ruder...a lot ruder.

 

[caLLous]

Hey guys @Job watched a cam again!

 

[caLLous]

Officially a silly sausage.

 

[Job]

Really good one..practically a dvdscreener...well most of it.

 

[caLLous]

Are you talking about the "1080p" cam that was missing >20 minutes of the film? Or this SD one which looks soft as shit?

 

[Job]

Well they added good audio and stitched them together..so yeah the last 20mins goes soft, but I'm watching it in bed on my note, looks perfectly ok at that size.

 

[Job]

Best line had to be

Spoiler

Jesus John you've even got separate folders for clockwise and anti clockwise rimjobs

 

[Scouse]

Oh dear Google...

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/technolo...ns-gorilla-tag-to-photos-of-black-people.html

Fucking lol

 

[Scouse]

Rick and Morty, just brilliant.

Thanks for letting me know Season 2 was out

 

[old.Tohtori]

but I'm watching it in bed
looks perfectly ok at that size.

Excuse you use a lot isn't it?

 

[Job]

It's cos we only have one TV at the moment due to my drawn out diy, so the women watch soap/reality shit..I lie on the bed watching movies and other stuff.

 

[caLLous]

I'm pretty sure he was making a dick joke.

 

[old.Tohtori]

I'm pretty sure he was making a dick joke.

Yeah, it was a bit subtle though. As per topic.

 

[Job]

Sounds rather unlikely, but then again, can you think of a way to assist a pushbike with subtly hidden batteries and motors.
Maybe coils embedded into chainwheels and batteries painted on?
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/ot...eats-have-a-new-weapon-mechanical-doping.html

 

[Scouse]

Interesting read for most on this board. But I reckon when some click on it they'll stop reading as they simply like how they feel.

 

[Raven]

...and so it begins!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/33359005/man-crushed-to-death-by-robot-at-car-factory

 

[old.Tohtori]

Slowly getting my stuff to a level where it's just a computer, bed and storables(souvenirs, books, comics etc). Just need the cash to get a good gaming laptop and i'm all set to go nomad/get a really really small apartment with really cheap rent from anywhere. Thinking of popping all my stuff to a "visit anytime" storage facility and grabbing just a laptop/clothes/necessary documents and go...somewhere.

Basic storage which would store all my stuff would run something like 35€/month, while renting a place with all of it is 400.

Random spam i know

 

[Gwadien]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-33353370

Fix your own country first?

 

[Job]

Interesting read for most on this board. But I reckon when some click on it they'll stop reading as they simply like how they feel.

Cyclists can be their own worst enemy and as someone who cycled to work I know the aggression I ended up with, stopped doing it because I actually ended up replaying murderous fantasies against car drivers who caught me with their wing mirrors.
Bouncing back onto the road from pavement without considering the consequences of a suddenly narrowed road, going straight through intersections on red then riding towards oncoming traffic so they can get back to a cycle path, cycling on fast narrow roads when there is a cycle path.
My mates moan about cyclists then do the exact same thing when on a bike, the worst of all is claiming your right of way regardless how dangerous the situation, that's just idiotic.
As for the guy in the article who totalled himself with a flat tire, he needs to develop some skills and awareness, that can happen anytime.

 

[Job]

...and so it begins!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/33359005/man-crushed-to-death-by-robot-at-car-factory

Saw those robots on the Landrover experience day, the room building Rangys was full of robot arms picking up 40lb machine heads, then going for the next one on a shelf, the arm was crazy fast, would have smashed you to bits in a second, everything had triple locks on it, including the computer rack controlling the arms.

 

[Scouse]

As for the guy in the article who totalled himself with a flat tire, he needs to develop some skills and awareness, that can happen anytime.

Q.E.D tbfh.

"Totalled himself" with a flat or "had bike spike by malicious cunt"?

 

[Job]

Well yes malicious as comedy tacs can be, but if you total yourself because a tyre deflates fast then you need to be more aware, I've had loafs of tubs roll off rims in fast downhills, now that's an insta to slippy rim, never fell off once...though these new silly foot clips might well be to blame.

 

[Bodhi]

Q.E.D tbfh.

"Totalled himself" with a flat or "had bike spike by malicious cunt"?

Mind you there have been zero incidents of vandalism aimed at motorists. I mean I've never heard of people dropping bricks off motorway flyovers, the crash for cash brigade or people putting nails in the road to pop motorists tyres. Well apart from the scrote who put two nine inch nails in a speedbump I went over, which I didn't realise had happened until a tyre popped at 80 on the motorway.

Yes, some people are twats towards cyclists. People are also twats towards motorists. Because guess what? People can be twats. I wouldn't say cyclists are any more targeted than any other road user, even though the typical cyclists self righteousness might make it appear like it's only them. It also doesn't make them realise that cyclists are just as capable of being twats to other people.

 

[Gwadien]

Q.E.D tbfh.

"Totalled himself" with a flat or "had bike spike by malicious cunt"?

Muslims also make up a large chunk of the world population.

Their religion tells them to hate other people who aren't their religion.

Less than a percentage actually acts upon this.

People may hate cyclists, for what ever reason, but a very small minority would go out of their way to cause other humans harm.

In fact, I bet 'these people who are going out of their way to hurt CYCLISTS' are actually just kids, being twats.

 

[Moriath]

Interesting read for most on this board. But I reckon when some click on it they'll stop reading as they simply like how they feel.

It doesnt change anything. Just points out some people are arse hats that like to hurt others. However annoying i find it being behind a cyclist on a cou try road with no overtake spot i wouldnt wish harm on them.

 

[Job]

Actually, I was under the impression these wires were out up to stop people illegally riding bikes in wooded areas for walkers...so probably more likely to be pissed off adults with a brain cell missing.

 

[Billargh]

...and so it begins!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/33359005/man-crushed-to-death-by-robot-at-car-factory

 

[BloodOmen]

 

[Bigmac]

Finally got round to playing Alien Isolation. This game is easily one of the scariest games I have ever played. It's bad enough that I'm sweating from the summer heat but the tension this game gives me leaves me drenched. Amazing game.

 

[Scouse]

Well yes malicious as comedy tacs can be, but if you total yourself because a tyre deflates fast then you need to be more aware, I've had loafs of tubs roll off rims in fast downhills, now that's an insta to slippy rim, never fell off once...though these new silly foot clips might well be to blame.

Amazing. Wonder why the tour riders sometimes fall when they get flats or mechanical issues.

I was unaware that falling off your bike when your tyre quickly deflates is such a n00b thing to do. @TdC - I dunno why I had sympathy. Get some fucking skills bro.

Actually, I was under the impression these wires were out up to stop people illegally riding bikes in wooded areas for walkers...so probably more likely to be pissed off adults with a brain cell missing.

Yeah, that's exactly what the article said. Silly me.

Anyway. Usual suspects acting in exactly the way the article describes and I predicted...