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[Gwadien]

A woman just parked outside my house (terrace) and I looked outside intrigued to see who it was, opened the curtains, looked at her, she looked at me, then she reversed alllll the way down the street.lololol.

 

[TdC]

it's the pink robe, Gwad. it's just not your colour.

 

[Gwadien]

it's the pink robe, Gwad. it's just not your colour.

You don't seem to mind wearing it when you come 'round

 

[TdC]

I'm slowly changing it's colour. Getting nice and crusty at the back mmmm

 

[Billargh]

http://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B00IOQ5X...EN6A4AB96854KN5J&pf_rd_i=20&pf_rd_p=587117787

Very tempted by this, £270 for a 39" 1080p TV.

 

[georgie]

http://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B00IOQ5X...EN6A4AB96854KN5J&pf_rd_i=20&pf_rd_p=587117787

Very tempted by this, £270 for a 39" 1080p TV.

So the 39" is a tenner cheaper than the 32".

 

[Job]

Nice science website on mobile.
http://www.smithsonianmag.com/

 

[Billargh]

So the 39" is a tenner cheaper than the 32".

Yeah, which is fucking awesome!

 

[Gwadien]

I love the comments on all the police brutality videos on Facebook - I just saw one of a guy out-right defending people and saying the po-po can do what ever they want, went on his profile, he's in the US Army and his picture is him standing heroically before the stars and stripes.

Brilliant.

 

[TdC]

it would seem that a toilet has been stolen from an unnamed Dutch institute. who the fuck steals a toilet?

 

[Moriath]

it would seem that a toilet has been stolen from an unnamed Dutch institute. who the fuck steals a toilet?

Wtf? Lol

 

[old.Tohtori]

it would seem that a toilet has been stolen from an unnamed Dutch institute. who the fuck steals a toilet?

I did say my tummy hurt.

 

[TdC]

stupid nature journo's messing up people's love life


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjtCS0EEoCY

 

[Moriath]

I did say my tummy hurt.

Needed it on the way home cause bad belly. Lol

 

[fettoken]

Damn! Were about to go on a trip with some big-titted 19 y/o to their cabin but her mother wouldn't let me join! What a cockblocker.

 

[Job]

Cordens big night on the Late show, got some good reviews, probably because it was entirely taped sequences of Hollywood stars doing sketches about him.
When he started interviewing I had to hide under the couch...he is fukin awful.

 

[sayward]

I follow Flightradar on Twitter. Tells you when planes fall off radar, in real time. Sometimes not such a good idea.....

 

[BloodOmen]

So I was in tesco earlier and it looks like France desperately want to keep @caLLous

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If only....

 

[Raven]

Our local police commissioner is banging a bit of a drum regarding the need for games designed for adults to have an age rating to protect the children and stop them raping cars or some shit.

http://www.northamptonchron.co.uk/n...mpact-of-graphic-images-on-children-1-6649856

What a great idea, why hasn't anyone thought of it?!?!

...

Oh wait

http://www.pegi.info/en/index/id/33/

Most also have the standard 18 rating that films attract if required and it is illegal for the games to be sold to anyone under 18.

The toys even block 18 rated games from being playable so little Johnny can't spend his time screaming abuse at people in COD if the parents want to.

If shitty parents are going to let kids play COD and so on then they should be prosecuted or at least given parenting lessons.

The man is a complete waste of space.

 

[mooSe_]

what happened to his eyebrows

 

[old.Tohtori]

If shitty parents are going to let kids play COD and so on then they should be prosecuted or at least given parenting lessons.

Quite. Kids playing PG18 rated games is 100% absolutely the parents fault. No excuses, no question.

This was also funny;

"Nine out of 10 children do not want any more advice on online security. Yet a third of parents would like to know more about online safety and want their children to receive more education in the area."

How about; third of the parents have no f*cking clue about security and transfer that ignorance towards their kids, while 9/10 kids know how the internet works.

 

[caLLous]

A group of 16 children on that flight that crashed in the Alps. It descended for 8 minutes before impact, that's horrifying.

 

[old.user4556]

A group of 16 children on that flight that crashed in the Alps. It descended for 8 minutes before impact, that's horrifying.

That's what I said to my mum. Assuming they were all concious, that's a very very terrifying prospect - sitting there in a terrible panic knowing that you were about to die. For 8 whole minutes.

 

[Moriath]

A group of 16 children on that flight that crashed in the Alps. It descended for 8 minutes before impact, that's horrifying.

Why highlight the children when there are another 120 people in their as well. Are their lives any more valuable than the adults?

 

[CorNokZ]

what happened to his eyebrows

His hair in general...

 

[Raven]

It got left behind in Cameron's arsehole.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Why highlight the children when there are another 120 people in their as well. Are their lives any more valuable than the adults?

I doubt anyone is diminishing their importance, but children in general would just be in a state of panic and confusion as they can't rationalise a situation at all(as much as anyone can at that stage) and as such the helplessness factor is higher, making the sympathy factor higher.

 

[Job]

The difference in browsing on my Note 3 when you turn javashite off...it goes from unusable on many sites to butter smooth...it even gets rid of that annoying navigation popup here.
Of course you lose a lot of content, but sites that use java when you clearly don't have to can fook off...oh and lets not forget no popup ads....oh the feels.

 

[caLLous]

I doubt anyone is diminishing their importance, but children in general would just be in a state of panic and confusion as they can't rationalise a situation at all(as much as anyone can at that stage) and as such the helplessness factor is higher, making the sympathy factor higher.

Not so much that but it was one group of children from one school in one smallish town in Germany. It's going to rip the heart out of a community moreso than if it had been 150 randoms who didn't know each other on the flight.

@Moriath is an arsehole for even questioning it - I bet there were other kids on the flight but I wasn't "highlighting" them.

 

[CorNokZ]

How did we miss this?

http://www.vice.com/en_uk/read/some...irways-flight-had-to-turn-around-and-land-475