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[Scouse]

American mustard

Urrrrgh. *shudders*

Everything else? = win.

 

[Raven]

Anything else would overpower the cheese.

 

[Scouse]

Anything else would overpower the cheese.

I'd just leave it out then. Can't abide the taste of American mustard, but do love cheese

Conversely, tonight I'm having well-deserved roast dinner - very rarely cooked Bison again

 

[Moriath]

Brisket burger, bacon, jalapenos, Manchego cheese, American mustard and ketchup all in a home made bap.

Stick a fork in me, I'm done.

Guess your arse complaints are over now then

 

[Moriath]

You're very anti fit-and-healthy lifestyle aren't you. Calling someone who pursues an activity that keeps you slim and healthy an addict and jumping into the fitness thread to 'jokingly' call for serial killers to show up because Tom shows similar enjoyment of his current fitness regime and wants to build it into his life.

I was serious when I mentioned that to @Billargh - as painful as getting dumped can be it can also be a great motivator to make a change that gets you fit, is a scream to do, keeps your mind occupied and has the added bonus of making you better looking to members of the opposite sex when you decide to hop back on the wagon.

A person might think you were a tad jealous...

You would be wrong. And as if I was serious about serial killers. It's just the classic person jogging on their own at night start to a murder episode of criminal minds or something.

 

[fettoken]

Nixon speech if the moon landing had failed, interesting

View attachment 23725

Real informative, if you have a microscope.

 

[Edmond]

Real informative, if you have a microscope.

well if you click on the thumbnail and expand the pic, its easy to see

Informative enough for you, or would you like me link it to a 'let me google that for you'

edit. Actually if you click on the link in your repost and expand that, a blind man could read it....from the moon!!!

 

[georgie]

I guess they didn't care about Michael Collins.

 

[Raven]

He wouldn't have faceplanted into the moon! (hopefully!)

 

[Moriath]

I guess they didn't care about Michael Collins.

He wasn't on the moon and likely could have come back in the orbiting capsule. Not the moon lander. That the other two went down on.

 

[Billargh]

Don't go nuts at the beginning - but I cannot recommend it highly enough m8. It's tricky at the start but persevere and you'll lose weight, get fit, healthy, tanned and have a great time, have more energy, meet new people, yadda yadda yadda...

How do you even start getting into stuff like that though when I've got literally no mates interested in biking?

Also the very last thing I want to do is lose weight, I'm slim enough as it is, I'm trying to put weight on if anything but haven't had the drive to get myself to the gym lately. I know I'd be wasting my time going anyway, I haven't been eating enough to sustain a decent workout.

 

[fettoken]

well if you click on the thumbnail and expand the pic, its easy to see

Informative enough for you, or would you like me link it to a 'let me google that for you'

edit. Actually if you click on the link in your repost and expand that, a blind man could read it....from the moon!!!

But I'm on a 46 inch LCD with huge resolution. Obviously that is your fault, and also that i cba to google it! Now post some more boobies kty.

 

[dysfunction]

How do you even start getting into stuff like that though when I've got literally no mates interested in biking?

Also the very last thing I want to do is lose weight, I'm slim enough as it is, I'm trying to put weight on if anything but haven't had the drive to get myself to the gym lately. I know I'd be wasting my time going anyway, I haven't been eating enough to sustain a decent workout.

Join a biking club then you don't need any biking mates.
And you may even meet a fit girl there....

 

[Scouse]

Was just about to post this:

Join a biking club then you don't need any biking mates.
And you may even meet a fit girl there....

Thanks for making those keyboard presses unnecessary

I googled Newcastle mountain biking club and came up with this.

Plus - if you don't want to lose weight you won't - you get to eat as much cake as you like and it's easier to start off with because you're already light. Win-win

 

[Tom]

How do you even start getting into stuff like that though when I've got literally no mates interested in biking?

Cycling with friends is good fun but for the most part I'd rather cycle alone. For instance, today I had 78 miles of listening to nothing but my own thoughts. As with anything though, you find out if you like it by simply doing it. If you get bored, do something else.

You can do a lot of thinking over those distances. A lot of sorting things out, of determining what kind of person you like to be. As it turns out (by logging out of FH to see which blocked member Scouse was replying to), I'm pretty happy with the kind of person I am - much happier than some, apparently.

 

[Billargh]

I'll be honest, I didn't even know such things existed.

It might be on the agenda like, I was also considering learning the drums, just so I've got something to do after work besides the gym.

@Tom - at the minute the very last thing I want to do is be alone with my thoughts, I want stuff to keep me as distracted as humanly possible.

 

[Moriath]

Cycling with friends is good fun but for the most part I'd rather cycle alone. For instance, today I had 78 miles of listening to nothing but my own thoughts. As with anything though, you find out if you like it by simply doing it. If you get bored, do something else.

You can do a lot of thinking over those distances. A lot of sorting things out, of determining what kind of person you like to be. As it turns out (by logging out of FH to see which blocked member Scouse was replying to), I'm pretty happy with the kind of person I am - much happier than some, apparently.

OOoooo I wonder who else keeps me company on @Tom block list. I hope it's very select.

 

[old.Tohtori]

When you're rating your happiness of yourself by comparing it to other people on an internet forum...weeeell

 

[Scouse]

@Tom - at the minute the very last thing I want to do is be alone with my thoughts, I want stuff to keep me as distracted as humanly possible.

I listen to a lot of audiobooks when I do it by myself. Fucking love it. I never want to start off, but when I do I always have an amazing time and see cool stuff. It's transformed how I feel about where I live completely.

I'm off to Wales again next weekend with a few mates. We're gonna hit this and then plenty of beer and good food in the evening. Life doesn't really get any better tbh.

Spring's a comin', there's loads of great stuff near you, give it a proper try

 

[Edmond]

2nd page of the Nixon speech, didn't realise there were 2 pages, sorry

 

[Raven]

I can't read it, I don't know how to internet, sorry.

 

[old.Tohtori]

I found this funny, on firefox incognito mode;

"There may be times, however, when you don't want people with access to your computer to see this information, such as when shopping for a present."

 

[TdC]

is that what they call it these days?

 

[Jupitus]

is that what they call it these days?

View: https://youtu.be/XSlohNBJnFk

 

[Job]

If TED talks aren't quite drawn out and deep enough for you then try
IAI...

http://iai.tv/video/the-theory-of-everything

 

[fettoken]

"She's gonna get some fukin hammerin"..hah

I can't read it, I don't know how to internet, sorry.

Well, it seems i have some sort of vision impairment so jokes on me!

 

[old.user4556]

So I was in tesco earlier and it looks like France desperately want to keep @caLLous

 

[Job]

Some crapastic reddit jokes

What do you call a cannibal who only eats coma patients?

Spoiler

A Vegetarian

What did the aliens masturbating in the fridge say?

Spoiler

We cum in peas

Lost my watch at a party once. Saw a guy stepping on it while sexually harassing a girl. I walked up to the dude, punched him straight in the nose.

Spoiler

No one does that to a girl, not on my watch.

Where do Italian gangsters come from?

Spoiler

The Spahgetto

I hate Russian Dolls

Spoiler

They are so full of themselves

Pavlov walks into a bar as the barman rings s bell for last orders

Spoiler

Shit I forgot to feed the dog.

How do you make Holy water?

Spoiler

You boil the hell out of it.

I just learned Robert E Lee had a father.

Spoiler

Apparently

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a light bulb?

Spoiler

Fuck this shit

Why doesn't Pacman use Twitter?

Spoiler

He doesn't like being followed

 

[Job]

OK, some one liners

There's no "I" in Denial

I didn't know my dad was a construction site thief, but when I got home all the signs were there.

How long is a Chinese name

I'll never forget my grandfathers last words to me before he kicked the bucket. He looked me in the eyes and said, "Son, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?".

I often say to myself: "I can't believe that cloning machine worked!"

I don't have a girlfriend, but I do know a girl who would get angry if she heard me say that.

I once thought I was wrong, but I was mistaken.

"Last night me and my girlfriend watched three DVDs back to back. Luckily I was the one facing the telly."

My blind girlfriend gave me a handjob, She said I was huge, but she was pulling my leg.

They all laughed when I said I wanted to be a comedian. Well, they're not laughing now.

I'm always Frank with sexual partners; Don't want them knowing my real name, do I?

Studies suggest that 6 out of 7 dwarfs aren't happy.

Don't let an extra chromosome get you down.

What do you call a magic dog? A Labracadabrador.

have I told you the deju vu joke?

Some people say I'm too vague, But you know how the saying goes

Where does the three legged horse live? In the unstable.

I had a dream I was Chinese but, when I woke up, I was disoriented.

Asians are so bad at driving I'm starting to think Pearl Harbour was an accident

Did you see the film about the invisible tractor? I only saw the trailer.

I've had a number of threesomes, that number is zero.

I quit my job at the helium gas factory, I refuse to be spoken to in that tone.

With all of the shit on the television these days, I think I should put my parrot back in his cage

"I've spent the past three years looking for my ex-girlfriend's killer, but no-one will do it."

I'm good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know y.

Scientists have isolated the gene that makes scientists want to isolate genes.

Say what you want about pedophiles, at least they drive slowly in school zones.

I don't have the patients to be a doctor.

A book just fell on my head. I've only got my shelf to blame.

The man who was exposed to mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.

My grandad died in a nazi concentration camp.. He fell off the watchtower

It's difficult to say what my wife does... now she's selling seashells on the seashore.

My dad was a roofer. He passed away recently, so dad if you're up there...

my wife's cooking is so bad the neighborhood flies took up a collection to fix the screen door.

I love watching the kids in the playground jump and dance. They don't know I only loaded blanks.

Much can be said about Switzerland, though the flag sure is a big plus.

I have an inferiority complex, but it isn't a very good one

To the guy who stole my Microsoft Office, I will hunt you down every day, you have my Word.

 

[old.user4556]

Please stop.