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[old.Tohtori]

Lend us a few quid Maybe female. Would sit and play with my boobs all day. Nothing better than teasing plebs with my body. Lol

Head transplant, so you'd have a male head on a female bosy. Not sure how many UKIP members you'd be teasing with a thailady look

 

[Job]

I frickin hate late public transport...for starters it's hardly cheaper than a taxi if there's a few of you and I ALWAYS with out fail attract the fuckin idiot..it must be my face...wife convinces me to get the last train home and within 2 mins there is a pisshead holding a can of stella telling me how 'fit me bird is'.
I always go for the kill..' fuck off you fuckin chav or I'll break your neck'..explosive anger works up to 3 people...more than that you are risking a beating.

 

[caLLous]

Wow. The super rich are going to have a field day!

:mind: :boggle:

Err, so they're just going to mash both ends of the spinal cord together and hope for the best? I'm no brain surgeon but surely they have to make sure all of the bits line up properly? :\

 

[caLLous]

 

[Moriath]

Wtf am I looking at and why has someone so much time to make it?

 

[BloodOmen]

Quite well done, its in sync oO

 

[MYstIC G]

View: http://youtu.be/gAX6Gng3Kno

 

[caLLous]

Wtf am I looking at and why has someone so much time to make it?

An explanation of sorts:

Horizontal is the real-world timeline, so works are placed on the left-to-right spectrum depending on when they were written. The vertical axis represents when the story takes place relative to the time it was written. So anything that was written to take place in the author's future appears above the horizontal axis, and anything that was written to take place in the author's past appears below it (and anything that was written to take place contemporarily appears on it). For example, if a movie was made 30 years ago that takes place 60 years ago, it will appear on the graph 30 years to the left and 30 years down (because it takes place 30 years before it was written). Indeed, that's where you can find Back to the Future.

Now for the diagonal lines that demarcate shaded areas. The diagonal line in the top of the graph, in the Future section, represents stories that take place in 2015. Anything above that line takes place after 2015, and anything below it takes place before it. The diagonal line on the bottom half of the graph, in the Past section, is a little less meaningful: anything above that line (but below the horizontal axis) was written about the past, but was written long enough ago that the time it was written and the time it was writing about were closer together than the time it was written and the present. It's a little confusing, but look at Back to the Future again. Notice that it sits exactly on that diagonal. That's because it was made 30 years ago, and takes place 30 years before that. As time marches on, Back to the Future will slide to the left and into the shaded area, because it was written about a period 30 years in the past, but will have been written more than 30 years ago.

As to your second question: because Randall Munroe is a mad genius.

 

[Moriath]

An explanation of sorts:

As to your second question: because Randall Munroe is a mad genius.

Makes more sense now . Thanks

 

[old.user4556]

Fucking intrusive people - can't stand em! Night out, me and a couple of friends, on our way home there's a guy we chatted with previously, now he is following us to the bus-station. He takes the same bus even though i ask "You live the other way right?" and he responds "Yeah, just seeing where i end up". Trying his luck with a friend of mine, she was trying to ignore him the whole time, but couldn't reject him directly. You guys think i should have put him in place?

Should have cut his grass.

Anyway, didn't you have a run in with someone on a night out recently?

 

[fettoken]

Should have cut his grass.

Anyway, didn't you have a run in with someone on a night out recently?

Yeah i know but just couldn't be arsed to. Had a lot of run-ins with annoying people lately. People bragging about whatever..trying to befriend me to get to female friends which is pathetic. "I'm not spreading for your bullshit, my friend next to me might if you speak to her", he laughed and didn't seem to get my not so subtle way of saying 'fuck the fuck off of my face'.

 

[Gwadien]

Should have cut his grass.

Anyway, didn't you have a run in with someone on a night out recently?

Fett is clearly experiencing an alpha male scenario his lionesses are under threat, if you want to keep them at bay, burn his grass, it means there will be no prey because there's nothing for them to eat. And then the competition will go with the prey.

You laugh, but the grass is the foundation of fueds.

THINK ABOUT IT

420

 

[Gwadien]

Got a high desmond and a middle 2:1 for my first essays, the 3.5ker to come in next week, but so far 10% @ low 2.1

Not bad since the desmond I thought would fail.

 

[Ormorof]

Who is desmond and why is he high?

 

[Gwadien]

Who is desmond and why is he high?

Desmond Tutu.

 

[Gwadien]

There's a playlist on Spotify called 'Greatest Hits Ever' and it's actually pretty good, it's got modern music on it too, so it's not like an old man going EW NEW MUSIC, but it also misses out those modern songs which have a brief fame.

 

[mooSe_]

In reference to @old.Tohtori 's previous post about english words that are spelled the same but pronounced different. This graphic has a bunch of them, and it's also in a nice freddy green.

 

[old.Tohtori]

English, a bunch of homo graphs.

 

[caLLous]

It was Wednesday yesterday.

 

[sayward]

I object to number 9. That's American! The dove dived!!

 

[DaGaffer]

I object to number 9. That's American! The dove dived!!

So is 5. The expression anyway.

 

[TdC]

Octo don take shit from no crab

http://news.nationalgeographic.com/...predators-prey-crabs-attacks-animals-science/

 

[Job]

In reference to @old.Tohtori 's previous post about english words that are spelled the same but pronounced different. This graphic has a bunch of them, and it's also in a nice freddy green.

Oh look, words have different meanings depending on context, bit still the grammer nazis bang on about irrelevant punctuation that tries to force context

 

[mooSe_]

I'm going to Japan for 6 months in just over 4 weeks

 

[Scouse]

Oh look, words have different meanings depending on context, bit still the grammer nazis bang on about irrelevant punctuation that tries to force context

Kinda makes it *more* important to be gramatically correct...

 

[old.Tohtori]

Grammar nazis usually don't correct grammar either, just spelling.

Which is ironic.

 

[Jupitus]

Kinda makes it *more* important to be gramatically correct...

Hence I couldn't resist hitting the bad spelling rating...

 

[Job]

Noooo, you can tell what people mean by the context with punctuation but with words spelled the same your only clue is the context and we are fine with that but apostrophes and capital letters get us all snobby.

 

[mooSe_]

I don't mind when people miss out apostrophes (i dont mind), at least when it's just a forum post or something; but it is annoying when people add them in where they don't need to be. It's like they know they're supposed to be using some kind of punctuation so they just throw apostrophes at their sentence and hope some of them stick. If you don't know how to use them properly then just don't use them.

I think getting 'then' confused with 'than' is also a really annoying one. "It was better then that" - then that what?

 

[Scouse]

apostrophes and capital letters get us all snobby.

Like many things on Freddyshouse (and in life) accusations of snobbery or condescention usually flow from the idiotic or incompetent to those who are factually correct.

Eh @Tom?