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Jeez millipede got pwned by Myleene Klas..can it get any worse...I think he's going for the sympathy vote.
 
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Milliband went on some chat show probably expecting an easy ride as it was hosted by Myleene Klaas, and got a bit of a reaming from her on a few things, just sat there with his trademark brain gone into neutral expression.
 
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Hi!
How are you doing?
I am writing you this letter because I want to continue to communicate with you.
You showed interest in me. I was very happy when I saw your first letter.
But unfortunately I do not see the letters from you ...
I'm not interested? Or you do not like my photos? I can send more photos.
My friend, please answer me this letter. And tell me your opinion. Do you want to communicate with me further, or not?
I really want to talk to you because your interaction is very interesting to me. I never corresponded with someone who is so far away from me.
I liked your profile on the site.
And I want to meet with you closer.
Maybe you are my hope for happiness ... We do not know. Maybe we'll come to each other.
Email me what you think about it.
I'll wait for your letter.
Your friend Olga
 
Gwadien

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fettoken said:
Hi!
How are you doing?
I am writing you this letter because I want to continue to communicate with you.
You showed interest in me. I was very happy when I saw your first letter.
But unfortunately I do not see the letters from you ...
I'm not interested? Or you do not like my photos? I can send more photos.
My friend, please answer me this letter. And tell me your opinion. Do you want to communicate with me further, or not?
I really want to talk to you because your interaction is very interesting to me. I never corresponded with someone who is so far away from me.
I liked your profile on the site.
And I want to meet with you closer.
Maybe you are my hope for happiness ... We do not know. Maybe we'll come to each other.
Email me what you think about it.
I'll wait for your letter.
Your friend Olga
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Please tell me this is loosely translated, because if that's word-for-word, it looks like Microsoft Sam is after some fucky.

Actually, I mean, no, she's real, go meet her.
 
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What's up with Squidward? Someone bought him an iPhone 6 for Christmas?
 
Moriath

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Shagrat said:
Milliband went on some chat show probably expecting an easy ride as it was hosted by Myleene Klaas, and got a bit of a reaming from her on a few things, just sat there with his trademark brain gone into neutral expression.
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It on itv player or something. Might be entertaining to seem him out smarted by a Liberty x singer lol
 
fettoken

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Gwadien said:
Please tell me this is loosely translated, because if that's word-for-word, it looks like Microsoft Sam is after some fucky.

Actually, I mean, no, she's real, go meet her.
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That is the exact message i received on this dating-site..

I actually fear for my safety if i were to meet this person. Actually, it could be a shitload of fun... just need to come up with a good response.
 
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Hwo about "c*nt off you c*nting scamming bitch". I know it might seem a bit fast, but hey, modern dating and all.
 
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fettoken said:
That is the exact message i received on this dating-site..

I actually fear for my safety if i were to meet this person. Actually, it could be a shitload of fun... just need to come up with a good response.
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Is your username "Wealthy BigPenis"?
 
DaGaffer

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fettoken said:
That is the exact message i received on this dating-site..

I actually fear for my safety if i were to meet this person. Actually, it could be a shitload of fun... just need to come up with a good response.
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I don't imagine you'd ever actually meet "her"
 
Raven

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fettoken said:
Hi!
How are you doing?
I am writing you this letter because I want to continue to communicate with you.
You showed interest in me. I was very happy when I saw your first letter.
But unfortunately I do not see the letters from you ...
I'm not interested? Or you do not like my photos? I can send more photos.
My friend, please answer me this letter. And tell me your opinion. Do you want to communicate with me further, or not?
I really want to talk to you because your interaction is very interesting to me. I never corresponded with someone who is so far away from me.
I liked your profile on the site.
And I want to meet with you closer.
Maybe you are my hope for happiness ... We do not know. Maybe we'll come to each other.
Email me what you think about it.
I'll wait for your letter.
Your friend Olga
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Ask to see clunge
 
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Job said:
Jeez millipede got pwned by Myleene Klas..can it get any worse...I think he's going for the sympathy vote.
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It is utterly retarded of him isn't it.

Myleene Klas, well-educated multi-millionaire who herself is going to have to pay the mansion tax rounds on clever but fucking idiotic wannabe PM who lacks the basic preperation necessary to slap her down into her place.

She's an easy mark - someone who can afford to pay the mansion tax using an extreme and easily-countered argument pwning someone who wants to be PM.


He really shouldn't have fucked his brother over. For some reason I think t'other milliband would have been able to roll with that punch then stick his balls firmly on her face in response...
 
Raven

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I doubt that very much...just another layer of bureaucracy that wont get enforced and will be ignored.
 
Job

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It would appear it's the new job of society to stop evolution in it's tracks.
 
Raven

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Gwadien said:
Only chain that I really can support is Wetherspoons, they seem to do OK food, and have good beer.

All the others are just dirt.
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Well they aren't perfect but they are in the business of making money from pubs, whereas Punch are in the business of buying pubs, running them into the ground via various means then selling them to supermarkets or turning them into flats.
 
Bodhi

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Gwadien said:
Only chain that I really can support is Wetherspoons, they seem to do OK food, and have good beer.

All the others are just dirt.
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OK on the beer (although it's even better in Lloyd's No1 - the posh Wetherspoons), but the food? Srsly?

OTOH a Hungry Horse has recently opened up by us. Bizarre place that goes from a ropey town centre pub to a Wacky Warehouse in one building, but the food is actually not too bad at all.
 
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