old.Tohtori
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WANKATHON!!
It's that time of year AGAIN that we all gather for 4 lovely weeks, well, lovel'ess weeks, and join hands to stop ourselves from visiting lil tommy and the basketball team.
Yup, it's that time of the year when you strap on a chastity belt, tell the girlfriend(or boyfriend, ladies*nods*) to fek off with their dirty paws and keep your own to your...well...NOT to your own!
"So what's this about?" Asks the horny chipmunk while humping a chestnut(<--gives a whole new meaning hrhrh)
Well, the wankathon is a series of competitions around th...err...wrong paper...
*shuffle shuffle*
Ah yes, starting next SUNDAY!(i always give the final weekend chance to score/wank), as the day turns to monday(that's midnight according to local time), you stop all wanking procedures and/or luuuuvemaking all together, for four weeks!
That's: One sunday later(ngh), two sundays later(ARGH!), three sundays later( come oooon!!) and when the fourth sunday passes into the blisful monday, you go SPLUUUUUUURT!! or Uuuu uuuuuuh!(ladies*nods*).
4 weeks, 28 days(zombies!...trust me...you'll feel like it...), no wanking, rubbing, pleasuring, sexoring, bumhumping, tittygrinding, "showering" of any kind! Kissing, cuddling and whatnot is ok, but no DRYHUMPING! Also pleasuring your partner is perfectly fine, as long as your parts stay, untouched.
You can go in the shower and wash your privates, ze glory hole and the love channel, but no extended rubbing of ze lotion!
Or entrants must report in to this macabre, horrifying, 28 days long test of cock vs mind before midnight sunday(local time).
Let the non-wanking begin!!
Disclaimer: As the semi-owner/inventor of Wankathon(tm), i'm in no way responsible for any outbursts of violence, acts of oddity, public splurtage, homicidal couples or peepee place problems this may occur.
It's that time of year AGAIN that we all gather for 4 lovely weeks, well, lovel'ess weeks, and join hands to stop ourselves from visiting lil tommy and the basketball team.
Yup, it's that time of the year when you strap on a chastity belt, tell the girlfriend(or boyfriend, ladies*nods*) to fek off with their dirty paws and keep your own to your...well...NOT to your own!
"So what's this about?" Asks the horny chipmunk while humping a chestnut(<--gives a whole new meaning hrhrh)
Well, the wankathon is a series of competitions around th...err...wrong paper...
*shuffle shuffle*
Ah yes, starting next SUNDAY!(i always give the final weekend chance to score/wank), as the day turns to monday(that's midnight according to local time), you stop all wanking procedures and/or luuuuvemaking all together, for four weeks!
That's: One sunday later(ngh), two sundays later(ARGH!), three sundays later( come oooon!!) and when the fourth sunday passes into the blisful monday, you go SPLUUUUUUURT!! or Uuuu uuuuuuh!(ladies*nods*).
4 weeks, 28 days(zombies!...trust me...you'll feel like it...), no wanking, rubbing, pleasuring, sexoring, bumhumping, tittygrinding, "showering" of any kind! Kissing, cuddling and whatnot is ok, but no DRYHUMPING! Also pleasuring your partner is perfectly fine, as long as your parts stay, untouched.
You can go in the shower and wash your privates, ze glory hole and the love channel, but no extended rubbing of ze lotion!
Or entrants must report in to this macabre, horrifying, 28 days long test of cock vs mind before midnight sunday(local time).
Let the non-wanking begin!!
Disclaimer: As the semi-owner/inventor of Wankathon(tm), i'm in no way responsible for any outbursts of violence, acts of oddity, public splurtage, homicidal couples or peepee place problems this may occur.