the opposite of fwoor

[Ezteq]

ok so now we know what makes us go fwoor but what makes us go bleh or eep, yes its "Ez's Top Ten Barf List!!".

10) food thats gone mouldy really creeps me out.

9) pressure sores (these are right up there on the barf list folks, specially when they are through to bone).

8) public toilets both scare and disgust me, i mean c'mon how hard is it to flush eh?

7) when you see people with a snot moustache and they must know its there but they just leave it be, bleeeeeeeeeeh.

6) finding a hair in your gob that doesnt belong to you.

5) seeing some kid just come in from swimming in the sea yelling "look mom i've found a jelly fish" and waving a used ribbed trojan about in the air.

4) being in an inclosed space when some bugger lets rip and its a real intestine melter.

3) comb overs, specially when they all greased down and lightly decorated with dandruff...bleeeeh.

2) when moms do that thing with their kids you know, they suspect (quite rightly) that the kid has crapped its self but still they hoist it up to face level and stick their noses in the kids arse then proclaim "some ones got a stinky botty!" and poeple wonder why single mothers never get a date jeeze!

1) and number one on my bleh/eep list is bad teeth, and i dont mean a few crooked nashers thats fine by me i mean really nast rancid teeth that often result in the owner having breath like a 3 week old corpse and you notice how these people always stand extra close to speak to you? ew bleeh theres no excuse for it and its just plain rank!

 

[Conchabar]

6) finding a hair in your gob that doesnt belong to you.

hahaha ure boyfriends hair?

 

[tris-]

10-3 old people, 2 kids, 1 shitty food thats not cooked propley, has mold and erughh

 

[Tasslehoff]

Get to know your parents. You never know when they will be gone forever.

Happy sig eh? =p

 

[Ezteq]

hahaha ure boyfriends hair?

any hair tha is not mine is classed as yuck-bleeeh-eep, i was at a chippy once and before i took a bite luckily i actually looked at my food to see several thick black hairs in it, i have red hair and they were sooo not mine, gaggability factor 10

 

[Sigurd]

Aww, red hair and fweckles?

 

[Dillinja]

Hospitals.

 

[Cyfr]

People who use the internet

 

[Naetha]

Stepping on a slug in your bare feet

 

[Ardrias]

Grrrls.

 

[Conchabar]

1 - 10 seeing sum 1 die irl

 

[Sigurd]

Surely that'd depend on who it is dying?

 

[Vladamir]

You surely can't say you'd enjoy seeing someone dying irl?. Regardless of who it was i wouldn't be singing and dancing about it.

The things that really makes me feel the opposite of fwoor;

Drum 'n' Bass music, its vomit in a cd . Rock 'n' Roll forever!.
Seeing a dead animal on the side of the road, makes me shudder
Mouldy Food
Mouldy Milk, damn that smell of that stuff packs a punch

Number one would have to be.....

Stepping in one hell of a dog turd uke:

 

[Conchabar]

You surely can't say you'd enjoy seeing someone dying irl?. Regardless of who it was i wouldn't be singing and dancing about it.

hmph i thought we were saying a list of things that make u shudder feel sick etc?

 

[Vladamir]

Seeing someone die would probably make me shudder yes, along with other mixed emotions

 

[tris-]

Happy sig eh? =p

sunscreen song by baz luhrmann, i suggest you acquire it and cry your self to sleep

 

[Tasslehoff]

sunscreen song by baz luhrmann, i suggest you acquire it and cry your self to sleep

Great idea

 

[tris-]

well, you will also witness teh greatest spoken (rather than sung) song ever

 

[Conchabar]

sunscreen song by baz luhrmann, i suggest you acquire it and cry your self to sleep

men dont cry

 

[tris-]

not in the old days maybe .

wait till all your friends and family die at the same time in front of your face, then see how happy you will be .

if you say you wouldnt be sad, then you have no emotions and arnt really a human

 

[Conchabar]

not in the old days maybe .

wait till all your friends and family die at the same time in front of your face, then see how happy you will be .

if you say you wouldnt be sad, then you have no emotions and arnt really a human

i was a boy back then that does not count!

 

[tris-]

well then imo you arnt human if you have no emotions

 

[Conchabar]

well then imo you arnt human if you have no emotions

thats what men that cry say

 

[tris-]

so

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thats what men that cry say
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thats what robots say

 

[Ezteq]

1 - 10 seeing sum 1 die irl

although i can see the reasoning behind this there are different forms of death and i have seen several people die in real life and although it is sad and upsetting i wouldnt say it made me go bleeh eep, before you all decide im a freak lemme just explain, i worked with the elderly in nursing homes for a number of years and had to watch lovely bright intelligent people slide and watch their depression as they could no longer care for themselves physical dibilitation is horrible but what i found deeply upsetting was the alzheimers patients there was one woman who was lovely, kind and gentle she used to run a home for abused women in a time when domestic abuse was looked upon as normal, she was highly intelligent and her husband used to visit her in the nursing home at the start of her illness, he died and because of her illness she would forget he had died and it would have to be explained to her that her husband was no longer visiting as he has passed on, she had to suffer this loss over and over again, when she died i was sorting her belongings out to be given to her daughter and i found some writings she had been keeping like a journal it started off lucid and full of observations and the last entry was "my illness is getting worse, i feel so inadequate" there were no more entries, the passing of this and many other of the lovely people i cared for wasnt disgusting at all, some of them died in great pain and some just slipped away peacefully, i would never say being with some one who is dieing is a beautiful experiance but being with them so they are not alone even if they arnt lucid they know some one is holding their hand it is rewarding, none of them were related to me but i felt like they were all my friends and i would like to think that if me or some one i cared about was dying that they would be treated with love and dignity not viewed with disgust.
scuce the essay folks but its something i am proud of and dont want people to view all deaths with disgust and revulsion

 

[Sigurd]

You surely can't say you'd enjoy seeing someone dying irl?. Regardless of who it was i wouldn't be singing and dancing about it.

Actually... there's a number of people I'd love to butcher

 

[Sissyfoo]

Article about 2 boys (11 and 10 yrs old) who kicked a baby wallaby to death at a zoo. Pretty sure I'd enjoy killing them...

 

[Ezteq]

Article about 2 boys (11 and 10 yrs old) who kicked a baby wallaby to death at a zoo. Pretty sure I'd enjoy killing them...

cruelty to animals makes me sick and want to kick some serious arse tbh its not big its not clever and its just not right, however if i ran in to barney the dinosaur i'd have to bitch slap him

 

[Asty]

- rotten.com - fucking sick site.
- violence in general
- rap/hiphop/rnb and all that crap
- british drama series
- drugs
- ;o <-- this smiley
- superhero movies like xman, hellboy, hulk etc

<yawn> can't think of anything else right now..

 

[Morchaoron]

scuce the essay folks but its something i am proud of and dont want people to view all deaths with disgust and revulsion

it is perhaps something that nature invented to make the loss easier; people slowly getting older and sicker and in the end you are happy for them its finally over and you dont really feel sad because it didnt really came unexpected either...