the opposite of fwoor

[Shamyn]

hmmm, something like:

kids, old people, dog shit on the pavement, vegetarians, communists, animal rights activists... can't think of any more now, but it'd be pretty long if I could be arsed to come up with all of them

 

[Sissyfoo]

You saying animals shouldn't have any rights?

~reaches for an envelope~

 

[tris-]

animals suck too

ban kids

ban animals!!

 

[Vladamir]

Figured i'd post this, relates to animals and is kinda funny ;

A man is driving along a highway and sees a rabbit jump out across the middle of the road. He swerves to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately the rabbit jumps right in front of the car. The driver, a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulls over and gets out to see what has
become of the rabbit. Much to his dismay, the rabbit is dead. The driver feels
so awful that he begins to cry. A beautiful blonde woman driving down
the highway sees a man crying on the side of the road and pulls over.
She steps out of the car and asks the man what's wrong. "I feel
terrible," he explains, "I accidentally hit this rabbit and killed it." The blonde says, "Don't worry." She runs to her car and pulls out a spray can.
She walks over to the limp, dead rabbit, bends down, and sprays the
contents onto the rabbit. The rabbit jumps up, waves its paw at the two of them and hops off down the road. Ten feet away the rabbit stops, turns around and waves again, he hops down the road another 10 feet, turns and waves, hops another ten feet, turns and waves, and repeats this again and again and again, until he hops out of sight. The man is astonished. He runs over to the woman and demands,
"What is in that can? What did you spray on that rabbit?"
The woman turns the can around so that the man can read the label.
It says,
"Hair Spray - Restores life to dead hair, adds permanent wave

 

[Conchabar]

cats r cool

 

[mts]

cats are fucking awesome!

 

[Chilly]

cats are the scum of the earth. Tehyr too fucking stupid and arrogant for my liking, i like me a nice obedient dog whol goddam fetch when i tell him to fetch and not look at me with disgust and carry on manacuring himself.

 

[Ezteq]

all animals rock, they are far better than humans and i'd much rather have an animal than a child....or a neighbour for that matter, as for cats being stupid i suggest you spend some time with burmese cats they are evil geniuses im sure of it. just cos an animal wont do what you tell it to does not mean its stupid, look at the trouble humans have gotten in to by doing what they're told.

 

[Shamyn]

Animal rights activists as in the people who go out waving a sign and yelling "meat is murder! (<-- why I also said vegetarians) fur is murder!" Ok, it's not nice to lock animals in cages and kill them for their fur, but if you want something to happen about it, do something sensible instead and don't make a fool out of yourself.

And vegetarians. Who the hell do they think they're helping by not eating meat? A lot of animals die as a result of farming crops too, shoudln't they also stop eating grain in order to prevent the suffering of those animals? No? Oh I get it, you'll only be a vegetarian as long as it isn't too inconvenient to you. Hypocrite. I'll be damned if one of them could stop me from eating a good steak.

Ezteq, if animals are far better than humans, why don't they do something to stop us from just killing all of them? Animals are allright, as long as they're out of the way and out of sight, and make good eating. I wish people asked me if I like horses, so I could tell them "yeah, as sausage on my bread".

 

[Morchaoron]

I'm no vegetarian but i eat fish only!

and why do i do it? for myself!

i just decided to do it to see what it was like, and after 3 months i didnt like the smell of meat anymore, it kinda changes your sense of taste (in a good way), and im glad i did it, I'm healthier then i was before (and i always liked fish more anyway)

but if everything would go to hell and i would risk starvation i would still hunt for anything that has meat on its bones...

I'm no animal rights activist but i do know that animals that didnt live in their lives in a cage (dunno the english term for that kind of meat) taste much better then these 'factory' animals (argentinian steak for example, or these 'wild chickens', or wild salmon from canada)

I dont mind people demonstrating vs the bio-industry, but its normal for most omnivores to eat meat or fish...

 

[Ezteq]

Animal rights activists as in the people who go out waving a sign and yelling "meat is murder! (<-- why I also said vegetarians) fur is murder!" Ok, it's not nice to lock animals in cages and kill them for their fur, but if you want something to happen about it, do something sensible instead and don't make a fool out of yourself.

And vegetarians. Who the hell do they think they're helping by not eating meat? A lot of animals die as a result of farming crops too, shoudln't they also stop eating grain in order to prevent the suffering of those animals? No? Oh I get it, you'll only be a vegetarian as long as it isn't too inconvenient to you. Hypocrite. I'll be damned if one of them could stop me from eating a good steak.

Ezteq, if animals are far better than humans, why don't they do something to stop us from just killing all of them? Animals are allright, as long as they're out of the way and out of sight, and make good eating. I wish people asked me if I like horses, so I could tell them "yeah, as sausage on my bread".

i have nothing against vegitarians lots of people are veggies cos they hate the way the animals are treated and the thought of meat makes them sick (fair enough) but i totally dislike the ones that try to force it on others, do meat eaters go about forcing them to chow down on a burger?
i agree with the philosophy some people have on free range animals if we're going to eat em at least let them have nice lives before hand, and i always try to give money to animal charities i have brought home many sick and injured animals to be taken to the vets or rspca (its no good saying you love em then ignoring the poor sods) though i disagree totally with the stupid sod's that go about with the radical approach like those bone heads that released a load of mink in the uk totally unbalancing the local ecology, they actually made matters a lot worse.
There's nothing wrong with eating meat other animals do it and we are designed to do it but i really cant stand sick fuckers who torture animals, these people should be dumped in a lion enclosure and told "go on then if you think your so hard?" after theyve been caught kicking a dog half to death or something. this is something i feel really strongly about i mean im not too fond of kids but i wouldnt dream of battering one, you see it in these shows like animal hospital where some sick bastard has left a pet unfed, with no water in filth so that the poor sod's crawling with parasites and still despite the way they have been treated when the human rescue team come the animal (more often than not) reacts with a wag or the tail or similar greetings, i just cant understand how people can be cruel to an innocent, trusting being that only wants love and shelter in return for its companionship (my feeling go for wild animals too, they all deserve our respect and protection, even the ones that arnt cute and fluffy they are all lives).

And shamyn "they dont do anything to stop us"? if they did they'd be shot, if someone tries to capture a tiger and the tiger rebells it is shot either with bullets or tranq's, they cant communicate with us and unless they are fluffy and cute they cant use guilt trips, animals like crocodiles and spiders often inspire hatered in us but they are awsome and increadible but because we (some of us) fear them we kill them, im not saying we all suck as a species but in my opionion humans are the most hatefilled spiteful race on this planet.
<gets off soap box and has a cuppa>

 

[tris-]

all animals rock, they are far better than humans and i'd much rather have an animal than a child....or a neighbour for that matter

ok you have an animal for a child, a neighbour, infact turn everyone you know into an animal and see how much fun it would be

 

[Ezteq]

ok you have an animal for a child, a neighbour, infact turn everyone you know into an animal and see how much fun it would be

i rest my case

 

[tris-]

children are shit, turn a child into an animal thats also shit.

leave the children imo

 

[Morchaoron]

children are shit, turn a child into an animal thats also shit.

leave the children imo

then turn them into plants, plants are nice, produce oxygen and flowers are pretty!!

 

[tris-]

YUES PLANTS!! turn all kinds into plants, all old people into horse shit.

now when people are born they are already 16 and matured and educated etc to a good standard and we would not need kids at all.

 

[Dillinja]

And any 16 year old showing early signs of transforming into a ned shall be executed immediately!

 

[Vladamir]

Public Transport makes me sick to the stomach, none of the buses are ever on f**cking time from what they say on the schedule

 

[Tasslehoff]

Lol everybody hates kids

I also hate you guys

<cries himself to sleep>

 

[Ezteq]

Lol everybody hates kids

I also hate you guys

<cries himself to sleep>

aww i seen your 8 yr old pic, i dont hate ya

 

[Ala]

There's nothing wrong with eating meat other animals do it and we are designed to do it

Not as well designed as carnivores.

We get nasty stuff like colon cancer and one of the contributors to that is the fact that we have a much longer intestinal tract than carnivores do, therefore the meat remains in there a much longer time as it decays. I wouldn't say we are 'designed' for eating meat. Personally I believe we'd be better off eating less than we do.

It's unfortunate that the meat we get, along with most other foods, is either processed, chemically added to, gm'd or all of the above together. I for one would rather a more natural meats/foods in my body but the $$$ don't accomodate it. There's no profit in healthy food. So we get fed shit.

Bit of info regarding the difference between our bodies and carnivores...

carnivore's teeth are long, sharp, and pointed - all of them! We have molars for crushing and grinding. A carnivore's jaw moves up and down only, for tearing and biting. Ours move from side to side for grinding. A carnivore's saliva is acidic and geared to the digestion of animal protein; it lacks ptyalin, a chemical that digests starches. Our saliva is alkaline and contains ptyalin for the digestion of starch. A carnivore's stomach is a simple round sack that secretes ten times more hydrochloric acid than that of a non-carnivore. Our stomachs are oblong in shape, complicated in structure, and convoluted with a duodenum. A carnivore's intestines are three times the length of its trunk, designed for rapid expulsion of foodstuff, which quickly rots. Our intestines are twelve times the length of our trunks and designed to keep food in them until all nutrients are extracted. Meat we eat can turn putrid in the intestines due to their length. The liver of a carnivore is capable of eliminating ten to fifteen times more uric acid than the liver of a non-carnivore. Our livers have the capacity to eliminate only a small amount of uric acid. Uric acid is an extremely dangerous toxic substance that can wreak havoc in your body. All meat consumption releases large quantities of uric acid into the system. Unlike carnivores and most omnivores, humans do not have the enzyme uricase to break down uric acid. A carnivore does not sweat through the skin and has no pores. We do sweat through the skin and have pores. A carnivore's urine is acid. Ours is alkaline. A carnivore's tongue is rough. Ours is smooth. Our hands are perfectly designed for plucking fruit from a tree, not for tearing the guts out of the carcass of a dead animal, as are a carnivore's claws.

I saw a great film yesterday, 'Super Size Me', I highly recommend it as food for thought

 

[Ala]

Rant

Are you a friend of Karam?

 

[Ezteq]

Not as well designed as carnivores.

We get nasty stuff like colon cancer and one of the contributors to that is the fact that we have a much longer intestinal tract than carnivores do, therefore the meat remains in there a much longer time as it decays. I wouldn't say we are 'designed' for eating meat. Personally I believe we'd be better off eating less than we do.

It's unfortunate that the meat we get, along with most other foods, is either processed, chemically added to, gm'd or all of the above together. I for one would rather a more natural meats/foods in my body but the $$$ don't accomodate it. There's no profit in healthy food. So we get fed shit.

Bit of info regarding the difference between our bodies and carnivores...



I saw a great film yesterday, 'Super Size Me', I highly recommend it as food for thought

just come back from a huge barbeque for me birthday and i think i ate half a farmyard population, im glad i didnt read your post before hand lol i'd have just had a lettice leaf and cursed your name through out lol, interesting reading though

 

[Ala]

just come back from a huge barbeque for me birthday and i think i ate half a farmyard population, im glad i didnt read your post before hand lol i'd have just had a lettice leaf and cursed your name through out lol, interesting reading though

Yer but BBQs rock, I love 'em. I mean breathing the air is bad for you too.....

It's aaaaaaall good.... except stuff that isn't.

 

[Lumikki]

Was driving on the highway a few weeks back and saw a car that transports corpses from the morque to the cemetary that had just crashed badly, it was very creepy..

And car crash sites in general, seeing a bloody corpse stuck in a car is just... hrr

 

[tris-]

had 2 BBQs this weekend, i think there is an actual farm in my stomach, not too long before i start producing milk

 

[Ezteq]

had 2 BBQs this weekend, i think there is an actual farm in my stomach, not too long before i start producing milk

lol dude that could be a really interesting chat up line "hay babe wanna milk me?" i bet it'd work too its wierd enough lol

 

[old.Tohtori]

lol dude that could be a really interesting chat up line "hay babe wanna milk me?" i bet it'd work too its wierd enough lol

If saying "I have a small apartment" works as a pickupline, that ain't too shabby

 

[Ezteq]

Was driving on the highway a few weeks back and saw a car that transports corpses from the morque to the cemetary that had just crashed badly, it was very creepy..

And car crash sites in general, seeing a bloody corpse stuck in a car is just... hrr

hmmm anyone see that movie "crash" was on tv n0t long ago and i thought oooh i'll watch that cos i'd heard it was controversial and also james spader got his kit off, bloody wish he'd kept it on and walked right out of the movie it was soooooooo crap, just everyone wandering round boffing random people (and the boffing was awful was like they were filling in tax returns tbh) and talking in hushed breathy whispers like "pass the corn flakes dear" has to be said in a sexy voice, was most dissapointed, and really pissed that i stayed up so late to watch it.

but lumikki bud im sorry for you ive never seen a real car crash must have been horrible, my mate saw some dude get properly run over by a van years ago and he was in a right old state, i know its a thing like compulsion to look when you pass one but i cant even look at road kill i have to get my bf to say when we passed it then i'll open me eyes again.

 

[Sissyfoo]

Heh, back when I was knee high to a grasshopper, I was looking fer my cat along the street, walking up and down the road yelling out her name. I stopped in front of this low brick wall to see if she was hiding behind it and then kept on going. I wasn't more than 3 metres away when there was this almighty crash and I turned around to see that a car had ploughed right into the wall, taking it out and totally writing off the car in the process. The driver got out and ran down the street yelling something about his chest and the passenger got out in a dazed state and stumbled after him. I remember thinking "Oookay..." before heading back across the street and curling up in front of the TV to play on my good ol' speccy 48k (was a long time ago). My parents thought I must have been in shock after seeing two totally freaked out guys crashing into a wall and coming within 3 metres of a horribly squishy death and my only visible reaction was to start playing on teh speccy. If I had known they were so worried about me I would have milked the sympathy train a bit more but I blew it by asking if I could stay home from school the following day. D'oh!!

Dunno what happened to the two guys. The silly fuckers almost killed me so fuck 'em.

As for Bandit, the wayward moggy, she turned up three hours later with a 'yo, 'ssup, bitch? where's mah fuckin' food? don't make me bitch slap you' look on her face.

...what was this thread about again?