the opposite of fwoor

[Morchaoron]

cruelty to animals makes me sick and want to kick some serious arse

get rid of your avatar first then perhaps?

 

[old.Tohtori]

Ehm...


1: Me
2: Me
3: Me
4: Me
5: Me
6: Me
7: Me
8: Me
9: Me
10: Me too!

 

[Ala]

Lots that have already been mentioned tbh. The dandruff thing, cruelty to animals (really hate that too *grr*) bad breath, foreign hairs, seeing dead people, old.Tohtori....erm

Politics
Religion
A large portion of Society
Maggots
Skanky hos & attention hos
Dishonest people
and
other
stuff

 

[Ezteq]

get rid of your avatar first then perhaps?

no that duck is evil, you didnt see what it was doing before it got shot!

 

[old.Tohtori]

no that duck is evil, you didnt see what it was doing before it got shot!

It's a f*cking chocobo! :touch:

 

[Ezteq]

It's a f*cking chocobo! :touch:

im sure morch told me what that is a while ago is it from a game or something?

from final fantasy something or other isnt it i think?
<--this is why i am senile

 

[Vladamir]

This is a duck, with some sort of weird hairstyle oO
http://www.worldkidmag.com/wk4web/funny captions/duck.jpg

This is a chocobo, a l337 breed of duck
http://totallysquaredmedia.free.fr/ff8/artwork/chocobo.jpg

Now learn the difference

 

[Mathal]

2) Hmm.. I do that almost everyday. Sometimes my kid just farts really bad (like father like son, eh ) and I just have to check wether he crapped his pants or not. It's disgusting in the beginning but these days I just don't think about it. It's helluva lots easier than undressing him to actually look if he did something.
But to be honest, most of the times I lift him up to let his mom smell...

 

[Morchaoron]

no that duck is evil, you didnt see what it was doing before it got shot!

chocobo's are completely harmless and are not eaten...

time to start a petetion to get rid of that pure evil avatar!! :touch:

 

[Ezteq]

2) Hmm.. I do that almost everyday. Sometimes my kid just farts really bad (like father like son, eh ) and I just have to check wether he crapped his pants or not. It's disgusting in the beginning but these days I just don't think about it. It's helluva lots easier than undressing him to actually look if he did something.
But to be honest, most of the times I lift him up to let his mom smell...

dude that it truyely minging, i am never having kids i refuse to be an arse sniffing, puke wearing, nose wiping machine enslaved to a evil micro clone that will then grow up to be totally ungrateful for all my scarifices.
any1 know where i can get a womb extraction on the net by some dodgy guatamalan doctor for £10?

 

[Ezteq]

chocobo's are completely harmless and are not eaten...

time to start a petetion to get rid of that pure evil avatar!! :touch:

nooo i had to look bloody everywhere for an avitar that looked like me, just cos she happens to be shooting a duc...chocolatebar dont blame meh!

 

[Mathal]

Bah, kids are great :wub: . They do take away lots of your spare time though. Another huge downside is that you get all sensitive and emotional and stuff. That I do not like.
I mean, how can you not love something like this (see attachment)? And yes, that is actually my son, a few minutes old.

Anyway, back on track with this thread now.

Edit: added a pic (taken about two weeks ago) for no particular reason... and yes, I will stop this "proud father"-thing now. Just bored at work.

 

[Ezteq]

Bah, kids are great :wub: . They do take away lots of your spare time though. Another huge downside is that you get all sensitive and emotional and stuff. That I do not like.
I mean, how can you not love something like this (see attachment)? And yes, that is actually my son, a few minutes old.

Anyway, back on track with this thread now.

Edit: added a pic (taken about two weeks ago) for no particular reason... and yes, I will stop this "proud father"-thing now. Just bored at work.

looked a bit like yoda just after he was born eh? but he's a smasher now. not saying i hate kids but i refuse to have them for the same reason i refuse to do anything that would result in me needing stitches in me growler not to put too finer point on it.

 

[Vladamir]

just cos she happens to be shooting a duc...chocolatebar

C-H-O-C-O-B-O!!!

 

[tris-]

kids are nearly as shit as old people.

ban kids imo!

 

[Morchaoron]

nooo i had to look bloody everywhere for an avitar that looked like me, just cos she happens to be shooting a duc...chocolatebar dont blame meh!

sorry to spoil your fun but that 'she' is a guy called Irvine from Final Fantasy 8

 

[Ezteq]

ow great so i look like a bloke that looks like a girl shooting a duck

always thought that he was a she and was scared to find myself strangly attracted to her, glad to find out im not a closet lesbian cheers morch!.... though i still stand by my views of angelina jolie and denise richards :touch:

 

[Morchaoron]

always thought that he was a she and was scared to find myself strangly attracted to her, glad to find out im not a closet lesbian cheers morch!....

no problem I'm glad I could help someone out discovering who he ermm i mean she is

AND THATS NO DUCK ><

 

[Vladamir]

sorry to spoil your fun but that 'she' is a guy called Irvine from Final Fantasy 8

Irvine rocks, although Zell's limit break was more fun imo, as was Squall's. Damn that game rocked, pity it takes so long to get into

 

[tris-]

Its A Chicken Ffs, Dont You Know A Duck From A Chicken? Sheesh

 

[Sissyfoo]

ow great so i look like a bloke that looks like a girl shooting a duck

always thought that he was a she and was scared to find myself strangly attracted to her, glad to find out im not a closet lesbian cheers morch!.... though i still stand by my views of angelina jolie and denise richards :touch:

Christ, this was explained to you, like, 2 months ago or something.

 

[Vladamir]

It wasn't 2 months ago, maybe 2 weeks or so

 

[Sissyfoo]

That makes it even worse then.

 

[Ala]

Bah, kids are great :wub: . They do take away lots of your spare time though. Another huge downside is that you get all sensitive and emotional and stuff. That I do not like.
I mean, how can you not love something like this (see attachment)? And yes, that is actually my son, a few minutes old.

Anyway, back on track with this thread now.

Edit: added a pic (taken about two weeks ago) for no particular reason... and yes, I will stop this "proud father"-thing now. Just bored at work.

Gratz Mathal!!

an what a kewl kid he is, look at the way he handles that boomerang!! He's a natural!

disclaimer: In no way at all am I say that because i live in Australia and Boomerangs are like a national icon or nuffink.

 

[tris-]

apparently boomerangs are actually from the UK origionally.

maybe not UK, it was ages since i read that news. but its definately not from OZ first!

 

[Ezteq]

Christ, this was explained to you, like, 2 months ago or something.

as i have stated several times before i am A SENILE NOOB, this has been explained soo many times i refuse to apologise for myself any longer.... what was i talking about?

 

[Morchaoron]

ah well at least you can hide your own easter eggs

 

[Ala]

apparently boomerangs are actually from the UK origionally.

maybe not UK, it was ages since i read that news. but its definately not from OZ first!

Didn't say they were

 

[Mathal]

That particular boomerang is from a Donald Duck magazine...

 

[Ala]

Ooooh cripes that's a bit obscure. Isn't it?