The longest story in the whole of the world (Barrysworld stylee)

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Stazbumpa

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....a pair of small but perfectly formed breasts. Rather suprised, he.....
 
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old.SUp3rFM

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... he stood in front of a mirror and said to himself "I'm getting horny now, think i'm gonna spank these babies". He started to get excited, because he has thinking about having sex with Elton John and singing...
 
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Testin da Cable

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..."10 Green Bottles" at the top of his lungs. Suddenly taking the law into his own hands he shoved both of them down his trowsers front only to discover that...
 
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old.Gaming Legend

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...a four year old money called Graham had been living there for eight months. Somewhat surprised and excited by this he decided to...
 
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xenon2000

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..take the specimen down to the local biological museum. The workers looked at it for a minute, and finally came to the conclusion that...
 
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Mr_Horus

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...it was infact some mutated form of mange that he had caught off of Perplex...
 
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luap

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...and evolved into a large green swamp being that fed on AOL CD roms, discarded from the masses.

The by-product of these CD roms were small rays of laser light that emmited from the mutants arse and caused the mutant to...
 
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Testin da Cable

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...leave a trail of carbonized sh*t everywhere it had stood still for more than a minute. None the less the mutant was seen often in public in the company of rather nice looking ladies. A reason was speculated on, but because of...
 
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old.Morpheus

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...legal reasons, specifically the threat of court action from one of the ladies (a Ms. Haliwell), the mutant was immune to any form of prosecution.

Drunk on the power of freedom from the law, the mutant...
 
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old.[GA] Shovel

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Went rapantly out of control and tore havoc accross the world. The whole Japan lay in ruin, it had fed off their l33t technology. It jumped the pacific to America, where it attempted to do the same - only to eat a computer using windows. This caused him too...
 
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Testin da Cable

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...spontainiosly reboot several times. Severly shaken, the mutant discovered he had become part machine [more or less of Akira fame dudes :)] and eating a pc wiv M$ code in it had badly compromised his enviroment. Quivering, he core-dumped franticly as multiple abends almost melted one of his processor arrays.
Finally he managed to drop into single user mode. Smoking slightly, he switched to the affected LPAR and executed an EMP dump and the shock of the ram disk dropping brought him to his knees. "Gawd", he gasped, "thid Misrosh*t realdy suckeht aRse!#%" Blinking at the merciless green terminal screen on the inside of his eyeball he pressed 'ctrl-]' and hoped for the best as his utilization shot up to 100%.
Gasping he...
 
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old.Sokem

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...decided to have a wank with his last ounce of strength, after completing his application into bishopville the monkey dropped dead and his guardian angel came from above and sat down next to the wankered, dead, flea bitten monkey. The angel began to sob uncontrollably "WHY O WHY DID YOU TAKE THIS 3R33T SPECIMEN FROM THIS EARTHLY REALM" God replied "Cause I fucking can you bint" and slapped the angel with...
 
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Testin da Cable

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...a large trout HE happend to have handy. "Now get up you smarmy git...", God spake, "...and...
 
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old.HeL1FiRe

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...God decided he liked the violence and the pain he had inflicted, mwAHAAhaHAHAHAHAaHA. Now the world will know what horror and terror really is. He started by cracking one off over London, the whole city was covered with spunk, millions drowned in God's seamen. At that instant lucifer, seeing how much suffering God had caused saw the error of his own ways. He thought to himself "im gonna f*ck that son of a bitch up good, hes gone too damn far this time".....
 
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Testin da Cable

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...calling the big man up on his mobile, he challenged him to a game of...
 
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old.SUp3rFM

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... Unreal Tournament! (Unreal.. get it?) They played a quick DM game, in DM-Universe. Lucifer showed God how to be a shock whore. He toasted God's ass so hard, that God decided then to stick to a girl's game, such as... Quake. Lucifer, called the press, after this event to announce the new world order, he said...
 
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luap

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... I cheated. I used the Asus transparent drivers on meh new grafics card innit." A rematch was arranged. This time they would be playing on BW servers in an online lpb game of...
 
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Panda On Smack

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..fuck the chicken. after ten minutes of instruction reading that decided it was a typo and played pluck the chicken instead. they used...
 
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luap

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...grappling hooks to grab lumps off the player voted as "most foul". This player was usually...
 
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Testin da Cable

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...Kryten, who had become shockingly dirty cos he had forgot to shower due to a massive alcohol-indused brain disorder after his 20th B-day par-tay festival extravaganza. Anyway God ICQ'd the bad man and said "I'll 0wn j00 in th4 rematch pe0n!!" unto the evil one countered "Phunk j00 an yer little d0g too". Then God s-ping'd the fallen angel's w98 box but lucifer countered by phunking wiv God's #139 tcpport but da Man was running Linux [sic] so nothing happend. Finally God called Satan's ISP and complained that a cracker operating under the handle "s4t4N|3VL1|" had been port-scanning from their network causing the demon of lies' account to be closed. Meanwhile, the BW mob, who had been looking forward to spectating the match 'tween God and the devil all got mightly hammered at the pre-game party and...
 
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old.Sokem

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..stipped naked and watched as utumno and bigfoot had a sumo wrestling match which...
 
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Mr_Horus

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...flattened everything around bif's house withing a 50mile radius and Ceno and Horus, seeing that fat Bigfoot and Utumno had destroyed their homes, decided to get revenge by...
 
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old.Davehart

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......a giant Richard came and spanked them for looking at her brests causing........
 
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Testin da Cable

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...large red blotches to appear on their...
 
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