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luap

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...shaped buttocks. (How the feck do you follow "inner ear"!!!). Strange shape for buttocks thought the producer, still, it is UK day time TV. Ahh, here we go, an article on...
 
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old.Jimmy

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richard and judy managing to play strip poker with 3naked playboy models, two chickens, 1 hen and the big show from wwf...
 
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Testin da Cable

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...but they really didn't. They only said they did. Total chaos followed but they didn't give a toss cos some high ranked BBC manager would take all blame anyway. They stirred up the cauldron of evilness even more by broadcasting contradictory and misleading statements like "ISDN is better than cable", "TDC is the most l33t UT player that ever was" and "32 megs of ram is all you'll ever need". Initially nobody noticed, then a small, smelly and generally unappatizing gnome called...
 
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luap

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...Ronnie Corbett. He pointed out that TDC was a lame UT'r and his Windows 95a PC still only had a 14400 baud modem, 8 meg of Ram and a S3 Virge VGA card. Boris then morphed into a large, colourfull and spectacular...
 
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old.Davehart

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...had shit stains all over, so they headed off to......
 
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old.[GA] Shovel

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get plastered in the hope that he might start speing at the normal speed again.
He picked up the phone to phone his mum but due to bizarre line convergences and splits in different places theroughout the UK all he heard on the other end of the line was...
 
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old.Davehart

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."Get the fuck off my phoneline, you........."
 
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Stazbumpa

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...bent over once and cause a complete solar eclipse, which was both startling and amusing at the same time. The scientific community, however, thought otherwise. They...
 
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Testin da Cable

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..were not amused and commented:"We are not amused." This caused...
 
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luap

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...so everyone had to get there video kicks at home. There was this bloke, Luap, who delighted in getting the 500th post in a forum thread. Luap then ran out of inspiration and...
 
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Testin da Cable

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...that he got smacked by everyone who had ever posted and then...
 
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old.Luap2

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..who had just wiped it after messing about with TDC. Luap rocket jumped out of the way before Barrymore hit the zipper, the splash damage of the RL turned Barrymore into a steaming, gibbed pile of...
 
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Testin da Cable

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...spicy kebab. The steaming piles wafted a distinctly kebab-like odor straight into the quivering and twitching nostrils of...
 
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old.Luap2

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...a passing policeman. "Ello, ello, ello. What's all this the_ " He was cut short by the sight of a huge circling flock of...
 
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old.Davehart

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...birds, which let whip a shower of shit turning his black outfit as white as snow, then a dog pissed on his leg letting.....
 
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old.Huster

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....women playing with double pertruding dildo's, the strange thing was he always watched this when....
 
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old.Luap2

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...taking out the other toes in a chain reaction, then the explosions started to move up his leg. First his ankle, then his knee, then his...
 
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