The longest story in the whole of the world (Barrysworld stylee)

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Testin da Cable

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"So what?" interrupted the vicar. "You're not going to tell me that you've never done silly sh*t like that or unintentionally ignored someone before are you?" "Err, no." said the Apprentice. "Well then what is your problem? Gawd your're not very bright are you?" "Look Father..." "Don't ou Father ME pe0n!" cried the Mental Vicar "YES or NO?" "Well, I guess..." said the Apprentice. The vicar took pity on the visably confused Apprentice. "Look son," he said "when you're dead, will you be able to see?" "No vicar, of course not" our hero replied. "Would it have mattered if you had been blind then?". "No vicar." "Well, then you have my permission to jack off as much as you want. And if someone tries to stop you tell 'em to come see me my son" said the vicar. "And remember, our father shall smile apon you, for you will have labored in his visage. Now I'm off down tha pub. No more questions today." "Thank you Father" said the Apprentice. "Good bye and...
 
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old.Davehart

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....have a slap for your you calling me out this late, the vicar right hooks him and takes off. "My god, what.................
 
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vuz

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.. was in that curry?!?", as he lets off another fuck off smelly gas emission, "must have been...
 
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old.Davehart

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....a load of old dog shite, stale fish and two tins of curry poweder. When I nest see that chef I'm gonna......
 
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old.HeL1FiRe

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....despite him being a 6 ft 9 meat head, I am a martial arts specialist Capable of crushing 200 small hedgehogs in a single arse slam.

At that moment a terrible thought came to his mind so terrible and terrifying that he could hardly bring himself to visualise its true awfulness. He fell down the floor and screamed "why Lucifer, whyyyy!!, why does the dark angel, the betrayer of God, the sinner or sins, put these thoughts into my mind" but as the true purity, the perfection of the evil entered him, consuming his very being, he couldn’t help but laugh at the humanity he had, in that second of inspiration doomed....
 
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old.Luap2

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...He stopped dead in his thought tracks. "Why am I still playing Doom? It's so old and yet still gives me nightmares. I should be playing me m8s online".

His collection of online games thrashed through his head. "I think I'll have a game of...
 
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Stazbumpa

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.....fluffy bunnies collecting fruit coz the censorship laws banned all other games. Then he thought, "hang on a minute, this is bollox" and reached for his illegal copy of....
 
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old.Sokem

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...Bubble Bobble, the death of the baddies in bubbles was too overwhelming that it recieved an 18 certificate in germany. After a bout of bubble bobble...
 
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old.Davehart

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.....Grand Theft Auto 2, VROOM VROOM, now ist time for some.........
 
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old.Sokem

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..adverts!!! "hand to hand 'click click', hand to feet 'click click' I am your click click doll 'click click'"
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Stazbumpa

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.."why are my trousers round my ankles, and why are all these people staring at me??".....
 
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Testin da Cable

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..."And worst of all, who the heck went and...
 
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old.HeL1FiRe

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.......transformed me into a 3:10 scale replica of a pair of pants (worn and soiled)". But that wasnt the worst of it.....
 
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Mr_Horus

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...for then cenobite came along and exposed his wide backside for all to see and shouted out loud...
 
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Mr_Horus

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...so loud that it shattered all the windows across the North Sea in Planetarion HQ, wherupon Vish and Spinner proclaimed...
 
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old.HeL1FiRe

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.....i havnt bothered reading that thread about our happy fortunes on that barrysworld message board so i dont know who anyone is....
 
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old.Morpheus

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...which everyone knew anyway, 'cos Splish and Vinner spend all their time "tweaking" their "game", unaware that their players spend 95% of their waking day organising alliances and fleet movements, making the game unplayable to the casual gamer...
 
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old.Sokem

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...who should'nt be having fun filling in pages and pages of forms that vaguely resemble some sort of game...
 
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old.Sokem

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...who mistook the picture for Rod Hull and Emu...
 
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xenon2000

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...which was fine, but Utumno shouted out to the whole world (including BW members) "DONT GO TO THAT F**KING SITE!!! IT WILL SCAR YOU FOR LIFE!!! I dont know why that nasty man Horus^ decided to tell me about that damned site, now I feel suicidal!" With that, he went on to commit suicide in a very unusual and ironic way...
 
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Testin da Cable

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...but before he did, he sicked up most of his dinner and all of his lunch. Not feeling any better he...
 
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Testin da Cable

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...fun by playing this really really sad game on that new thingy called the internet. His style was to instantly explode after spawning, then react badly to anyone who said "gawd m8 you suck". So, whipping out his trusty cd of...
 
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old.Luap2

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...large calibre military gunfire classic sound samples. He put it in his Walkman and ramped up the volume. The pounding in his ears fired his adrenaline. "Arrrrrgh" he screamed and ripped off his shirt to reveal...
 
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