NSFW The ex-girlfriend thread

[Job]

Been clearing out my old flat and found this pic.
I went out with this girl for 5 years and she was as wild as they get,
everybody wanted to bone her, she just had the most amazing figure
and attitude, she beat all the guys at pool and would always do it wearing
the shortest skirt imaginable, she had a 600 Bandit bike, was a part time lesbian
and eventually left me for the lead singer from Terrorvision.
And no I'm not making it up.
(She won't mind me posting it, cos she was always getting her kit off for anyone who asked).
Anyone do better?

 

[tierk]

Am i the only one getting image blocked here?

 

[leviathane]

yes.

 

[cHodAX]

Mint.

 

[tierk]

yes.

ffs

 

[Ezteq]

nice ass...what was her number?


...whaaat?

 

[cHodAX]

nice ass...what was her number?


...whaaat?

Can't I watch? Will stand in the corner and keep quiet, promise!

 

[Ezteq]

why have I got the image of tiiiiiny teeeny fapping noises??

 

[cHodAX]

why have I got the image of tiiiiiny teeeny fapping noises??

Is Marc hiding in the closet?

 

[Reno]

ffs

/rubbing-it-in mode: She's a very good contender in the Boob and especially the Booty thread.

Danita

 

[CorNokZ]

Well if it's tiny fapping noises, count me out! I'd be furiously fapping away with lube flying all over the place!

ps. none of my ex's were skanks, so I was not given any pictures But if Jarahl sees this thread on the other hand...

 

[Everz]

That picture looks like then before I was born.

I should have a few fine arse pictures of my ex when I can hook up my old phone.. What an arse she did have.. god bless Welsh girls.

 

[Vasconcelos]

Perky but nice butt.

90s style

 

[old.Tohtori]

's alright, seen better, but no small fish.

 

[Job]

As I said can anyone do better?

 

[Marc]

's alright, seen better, but no small fish.

This

 

[tierk]

/rubbing-it-in mode: She's a very good contender in the Boob and especially the Booty thread.

Danita

Someone upload on to FH FFS!!!!

 

[Ezteq]

I do believe Job is laying down a challenge for you all to put your money where your mouths are and post photographs of your semi clad ex girlfriends...

Anyone *peers* who decides to make a comeback in this thread and post anything containing myself in a compromising position while wearing very little will be shot and dismembered (and I emphasise the member in dismembered) do I make myself clear?


I'm the only one allowed to post pictures of my tired, semi-clad, sad, old self here.

 

[tierk]

I'm the only one allowed to post pictures of my tired, semi-clad, sad, old self here.

Oo so who else has semi nude or just nude pictures of you on this forum.................Ch3tan??!!

 

[Amphrax]

I do believe Job is laying down a challenge for you all to put your money where your mouths are and post photographs of your semi clad ex girlfriends...

Anyone *peers* who decides to make a comeback in this thread and post anything containing myself in a compromising position while wearing very little will be shot and dismembered (and I emphasise the member in dismembered) do I make myself clear?


I'm the only one allowed to post pictures of my tired, semi-clad, sad, old self here.

I have accepted this challenge and therefor have indeed beat it too!!!

My ex aka (Nate) the Super Troll, say no more:

Google Image Result for http://ui12.gamespot.com/2123/supertroll_2.jpg

She was indeed fit as you can see with her bright brown eyes, fuzzy hair and a red cape to die for.

 

[Ezteq]

Oo so who else has semi nude or just nude pictures of you on this forum.................Ch3tan??!!

...seeing as I have 2 ex boyfriends who were forum members I am in a situation where my modesty could be compromised (if I had any...which I don't).

 

[Cerb]

On the right. Probably doesn't beat you job but hey I gave it a go! Also yes I realise she is one of those twats who does the fish face pose. We only lasted a few months.

 

[Ezteq]

she also seems to have a small brunette growing out of her clevage...check that out it could be mellon-oma

...geddit?? mellons? mela...ah I quit!

*storms off*

 

[Sparx]

well you have all seen the ladies i go with with so no need for foties

 

[mooSe_]

duckface.jpg

 

[old.Tohtori]

I do believe Job is laying down a challenge for you all to put your money where your mouths are and post photographs of your semi clad ex girlfriends...

Problem there is that Job has putten his mouth somewhere and expects that everyone has theirs there too

the statement of amazing had to be taken down a peg, that all.

 

[Everz]

Thats mighty impressive Cerb.

We should do one about shameful times tbh hah.

 

[Cerb]

Hah now that would be a funnier thread! I could add to that too!

The bird in the previous picture may have been an annoying bit*h but my god I've never known another girl who, 15 minutes after a car crash, wanted to have sex. 3 times a day easy. I was young and naive and thought that was normal at the time...how wrong I was :'(

 

[Huntingtons]

well you have all seen the ladies i go with with so no need for foties

in the body language thread?

 

[Punishment]

I have 2 shmexy ex's but im not posting semi nude pics as they would kill me and i am a gentleman !