NSFW The ex-girlfriend thread

[Huntingtons]

so it didnt happen.

 

[Punishment]

so it didnt happen.

Obviously ! As there is no pictorial evidence

 

[DaGaffer]

Hmm, I was looking at the thumbnail on my phone, so not exactly high-res (although I could see the tattoo - not a Fan), then I zoomed in. Erm, BOBFOC tbh. Sorry.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Just took a gander and i have 0 pictures of exes.

Then again, i've only got one ex to speak of, rest are rather...promiscuous, to put it gentlemanly'ish

 

[Punishment]

Just took a gander and i have 0 pictures of exes.

Then again, i've only got one ex to speak of, rest are rather...promiscuous, to put it gentlemanly'ish

 

[Ormorof]

some of my ex's would not look out of place at battersea rescue centre heh so i have nothing worthwhile posting, as my motto always goes, why let standards ruin a good night (or month or two!)

 

[megadave]

censor face, post body, win

 

[old.Tohtori]

High standards for some of them that

Most have required a bit more work, well, i say work as it's usually just a mutual ending to an evening.

 

[Calaen]

High standards for some of them that

Most have required a bit more work, well, i say work as it's usually just a mutual ending to an evening.

You should do a book on how to pull birds. I think it would sell!

 

[Punishment]

You should do a book on how to pull birds. I think it would sell!

 

[old.Tohtori]

You should do a book on how to pull birds. I think it would sell!

I never said i pull birds

 

[Zenith.UK]

I don't have pics of my ex's because they cause a conflict with Wife v1.0.

 

[Vasconcelos]

I never said i pull birds

You pull guys?

 

[Job]

Don't BOBFOC me chick man,she was a babe, I only go out with babes
or so it says here on my resume.

(Job sighs wistfully at his past)

 

[old.Tohtori]

You pull guys?

Neither pull guys, the pulling bit is completely out. It's just and and then i wake up somewhere else

Job she's a looker alright, but her face is a bit milfy. Then again she could be 50 so

 

[tierk]

ffs i feel totally left out, i wanna perv on Job's x's as well

 

[Vasconcelos]

Don't BOBFOC me chick man,she was a babe, I only go out with babes
or so it says here on my resume.

(Job sighs wistfully at his past)

Love the 90s style generation X Winona Rider'esque

 

[Ezteq]

haha those jeans are soooo hiiigh!!...christ where will jeans lead us in the next decade??

this thread is sexist btw, I have a few really hot ex guys (won't call them bfs lol, they didn't make it past sectionals)...though it was so frigging long ago I don;t have pics, only a couple of cave paintings, a woodcut and a polaroid

 

[Ch3tan]

Why would I have semi naked pics of Ez? I'm not a lion and I can't afford Cho's photo fee's.

 

[Vasconcelos]

Why would I have semi naked pics of Ez? I'm not a lion and I can't afford Cho's photo fee's.

what a fine exercise of splitting hair here :lol:

 

[Huntingtons]

i wonder if a maddie joke would be totally innapropriate in this thread?


that or


i dont have any real x girlfriends, they only last for a couple of days before i dump 'em. I mean, dead bodies only stay fresh for so long.

 

[Vasconcelos]

i dont have any real x girlfriends, they only last for a couple of days before i dump 'em. I mean, dead bodies only stay fresh for so long.

.........

 

[Levin]

I know my ex gf has a photo of me... taken after pulling my covers off and before i could awake to defend myself.

Luckily, it was before the age of digital cameras, so the pic is hopefully either burnt or rotting in some forgotten box somewhere. I don't have any such pics of her, thankfully.

 

[Vasconcelos]

i wonder if a maddie joke would be totally innapropriate in this thread?


that or


i dont have any real x girlfriends, they only last for a couple of days before i dump 'em. I mean, dead bodies only stay fresh for so long.

ooooooor my favourite

 

[old.Tohtori]

The real funny thing about that often used line is that yes, it's true, but it's also necrophilia

 

[Mikah75]

I know my ex gf has a photo of me... taken after pulling my covers off and before i could awake to defend myself.

Luckily, it was before the age of digital cameras, so the pic is hopefully either burnt or rotting in some forgotten box somewhere. I don't have any such pics of her, thankfully.

She totally kept it and shows all her friends I know I would. That's not a pervy chat up line specifically directed at you! Just I would for humour! And thanks for point out the banana and 2 grapes my whole work laughed at me :< I'm too innocent..

 

[Ezteq]

watch it mike he'll splurge his smoothie!!

 

[Levin]

lol hey now! It was Ez who started it, on me! I was only happy to pass on the tradition to another innocent soul!

 

[Zenith.UK]

ffs i feel totally left out, i wanna perv on Job's x's as well

I believe we all saw your x's on the boob thread.

 

[Deebs]

More pics ffs...