The Broadband Party

[Steiny]

Vote Broadband Party

If I stood as a candidate for the Broadband Party, who would vote for me?

Steiny

 

[rataxis]

1 man 1 vote.... 1 man 1 pie?

yeah i'll vote... gimme pies tho... if Utumno doesn't scoff the lot

Bwahahah
joel/rataxis

 

[bennyboy]

Benny will vote for j00...

 

[rataxis]

hmmm changed me mind

i'll vote for you on 1 condition:
Steiny must do monthly Tory Boy impressions in Parliament

Joel/RataXiS

 

[Speccy]

Definately. In a country where all the parties look and stand for the same thing its refreshing to see someone not afraid to limit their remit to a single issue designed to help a small percentage of the population. WE LUV YOU STEINY!!

 

[old.Kez]

The wonders of drummed up IRC support eh Steineh?

I shall vote for you provided this 'broadband' extends to the realm of east anglia

 

[old.[CS]Sentinel]

Why would it? We all know civilisation ends north of Watford...

Sent

 

[old.Reverend Flatus]

Vote loony

 

[old.pimpninja]

Broadband?

A broad band party? You mean a party full of broad bands like the Go Gos?







I kill myself...

 

[Wij]

I got Broadband already so I'm alright Jack

Oh wait, it's BT. I'll fail soon so OK, u got me vote

 

[Moving Target]

My brothers friends uncle is the leader of the loonys - in my area neway

 

[Horus]

I've already got Blue Yonder. What's in it for me Mr Steiny?

 

[Embattle]

Originally posted by Horus
I've already got Blue Yonder. What's in it for me Mr Steiny?

I'm about to get it....will mine be made cheaper....guess it can't get much cheaper than this

 

[Steiny]

Reply to Horus

The Broadband Party offers THREE things to those of you who already have a broadband connection:

1 - More bandwidth! Non of this piddly 512 kbit sub-broadband nonsense. Full, fat, juicy bandwidth by the megabit.

2 - Synchronous connectivity - Go Down As Fast As you Go Up! Oo er!

3 - Free-ness. Under the Broadband party inessential services such as the NHS will be sold off to bring bandwidth to all!

So ends the Broadband Manifesto

Steiny

 

[karmadt]

Thats me out of a job then

Hang on, I need a break anyway, you got the vote

 

[lecter]

I WILL VOTE FOR YOU STEINY
BUT ONLY IF YOU GIVE MY HOUSEMATE THE WEBJOB
K

Lecter

 

[Stazbumpa]

Originally posted by Kez
The wonders of drummed up IRC support eh Steineh?

I shall vote for you provided this 'broadband' extends to the realm of east anglia

You got the same problem as me then Kez

 

[rataxis]

Originally posted by stazbumpa


You got the same problem as me then Kez

You can get a cream for that

 

[Moving Target]

really

 

[rataxis]

Originally posted by Moving Target
really

yeah.... you want some of my cream?

 

[old.Kez]

Originally posted by lecter

BUT ONLY IF YOU GIVE MY HOUSEMATE THE WEBJOB

Is that like Cyber-blowjob?

 

[Testin da Cable]

hehe somehow I hope so

 

[Wij]

Originally posted by Kez
Is that like Cyber-blowjob?

Well if rataxis is offering his 'cream' then we have a perfect match

 

[old.MoK]

You got my vote too, mate. BT and Telewest have let me down so far. Labour and their e-this and e-that, well, it was e-rubbish to me as Britain is still far behind other states like Germany and France.

You got my vote, mate.