Bad taste The Bad Taste Joke Thread

[gohan]

if you're easily offened then cock the fuck off!!!!!


Thread self explanitory! I'll get us started!



I had my biology exam today, one of the questions was what 2 things are commonly found in cells?



Aparently Gohan's and Scousers was incorrect

 

[old.Tohtori]

Well, the N word is still an infraction coming.

 

[Lamp]

fail

 

[gohan]

nah bollox thier was a discalimer at the top infractions can jog the fuck on

 

[Ch3tan]

A black baby was given wings by God.

The baby asked: 'Does this mean I'm now an angel?'

God laughed and said: 'Ni**a please, you're a bat!"

 

[old.Tohtori]

nah bollox thier was a discalimer at the top infractions can jog the fuck on

Yeah, disclaimers don't mean you can break the rules.

Another good example;

A black baby was given wings by God.

The baby asked: 'Does this mean I'm now an angel?'

God laughed and said: 'Ni**a please, you're a bat!"

No, just no. This is such a danger thread and lowers the tone of the whole forum (even further )

 

[Ch3tan]

Never die a virgin, when you get to heaven they make you fuck a suicide bomber.

 

[Garaen]

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling?

He doesn't know he's black.

 

[Ch3tan]

Against my better judgement I read toht's post. Toht read the coc, racism is not allowed. None of these comments are racist, they are jokes based on stereotypes.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Against my better judgement I read toht's post. Toht read the coc, racism is not allowed. None of these comments are racist, they are jokes based on stereotypes.

I'm nto talking about racism per say, but the n word has been a nono for quite some time.

Not to mention these aren't really good stereotype jokes if they are that.

I'd stop it all now, but hey, you do what you do, i just don't condone it.

 

[adoNix]

A black baby was given wings by God.

The baby asked: 'Does this mean I'm now an angel?'

God laughed and said: 'Ni**a please, you're a bat!"

hahahaha! +rep

 

[gohan]

toht stfu and gtfo it not ur issue your not a mod, we are aware of the rules thanks for your input now kindly fuck off

 

[Edmond]

Never die a virgin, when you get to heaven they make you fuck a suicide bomber.

brilliant :lol:

 

[megadave]

why did hitler commit suicide?

he finally got his gas bill



ps. tohtori fuck off

 

[Bugz]

Toht, protector of the forums!

 

[CorNokZ]

What is the difference between a pizza and a black man?

The pizza can feed a family of four

 

[Lethul]

fo toht

why can't little black kids play in the sandbox?
because the cats keep burying them

 

[Sparx]

i am black what is this?

 

[Urgluf]

Why hasnt there been any women on the moon yet?


The moon doesn't need to be cleaned yet

 

[Urgluf]

Why do women have smaller feet than men?
So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink.

 

[Urgluf]

How do you fix a woman's watch?
You don't. There is a clock on the oven.


what do u tell a woman wit two black eyes?
nothing, shes been told twice already...

 

[Urgluf]

combo'd

 

[Darthshearer]

I know what the Hatians feel like, after 30 after shocks I struggle to find my house

 

[Garaen]

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?

Nothing, she's been told twice already.

 

[nath]

What's the best thing about fucking twenty three year olds?

There's twenty of them.

 

[Vladamir]

what do u tell a woman wit two black eyes?
nothing, shes been told twice already...

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?

Nothing, she's been told twice already.

What do you tell a forum poster who posts the same joke?

REPOST MOTHERFUCKER

 

[tris-]

two nuns are being raped down a country lane.

one nun shouts "FORGIVE THEM FATHER FOR THEY KNOW NOT WHAT THEY ARE DOING".

the other nun shouts "WOOOOOOOO this fucker does!"

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last night i went down on my girlfriend and got my tongue stud snagged on her piercing. i panicked, i was caught in a right flap.

 

[Aoami]

what do you call a white woman with a yeast infection? Cracker with cheese.

 

[Jeros]

You know, there are black members on this forum....

There are also members who have been the victims of domestic abuse...

Why does this thread still exist?

 

[Access Denied]

You know, there are black members on this forum....

There are also members who have been the victims of domestic abuse...

Why does this thread still exist?

Read the disclaimer people. They're jokes, they're not meant to be taken seriously. It's freedom of speech and if you want to be so plitically correct why the fuck are you on an internet forum?

What did trhe Chinese couple call their diabled kid?


Sum Ting Wong!