Football The 2015/2016 Season Thread

[caLLous]

I hope you spelled his name right on the bet...

 

[Raven]

No, it was spelled incorrectly on the drop down menu too.

 

[caLLous]

It was an obvious joke because you would've lost a lot of money had you submitted a betting slip in a shop with his name spelled wrong. Sense of humour or...?

 

[Raven]

Mirror?

 

[Raven]

Balls, got the Southampton vs Leicester and Watford vs Arsenal scores right too, just not first scorer.

 

[CorNokZ]

Game FUCKING on, BITCHES!! Looking forward to reconquering Skåne and getting revenge from the 3-3 match! Hopefully no loonies on the field this time around!

But really, I hope for two great matches where it won't be settled in the first one, but rather have both nations on the edge of their seats in the second leg @Lethul @fettoken

 

[Lethul]

Game FUCKING on, BITCHES!! Looking forward to reconquering Skåne and getting revenge from the 3-3 match! Hopefully no loonies on the field this time around!

But really, I hope for two great matches where it won't be settled in the first one, but rather have both nations on the edge of their seats in the second leg @Lethul @fettoken

Going to be one of the worst couple of games between sweden and denmark im afraid. Denmark is playing lousy and sweden are probably playing as well as they can, they just suck... This national team has managed to detach themselves from the swedish people in such a way i didnt think was possible. Lots of people wont care if denmark wins, people go to watch Zlatan and dont even know the other players.

I think denmark will win due to having a better team that has been underperforming, in games against sweden they will up their game. But i hope zlatan will dominate you!

 

[Shagrat]

woohoo I knew leaving wijnaldum in fantasy team would be a stroke of genius

 

[Raven]

wtf Newcastle.

 

[Shagrat]

and that's 4 for wijnaldum, get in!

(and yum all those lovely points )

 

[Moriath]

and that's 4 for wijnaldum, get in!

(and yum all those lovely points )

But what makes you put him in. Cant be form hehe

 

[Billargh]

I chose a hell of a fucking Prem game to be my first one of the season like! Mitrovic's celebration man, what an absolute nutjob of a Serb he is

 

[Billargh]

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/sport...-up-five-months-worth-of-goals-20151019103066

Daily Mash having our life.

 

[caLLous]

I saw something similar, something along the lines of "well done Newcastle but was it really wise to score all of your goals this season in one game?"

 

[caLLous]

I wonder if Shelvey still thinks Swansea can qualify for the Champions League...

 

[Moriath]

Donno how he plays for england

 

[CorNokZ]

Greeks don't give a fuck


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5apjb3AJgHE

 

[caLLous]

I've got myself out of situations before by pretending I don't speak French very well but then, I haven't been seen by millions on TV speaking a second language perfectly well. I'm not sure how Mourinho thought it would go...

 

[DaGaffer]

I've got myself out of situations before by pretending I don't speak French very well but then, I haven't been seen by millions on TV speaking a second language perfectly well. I'm not sure how Mourinho thought it would go...

I kind of hope the FA said, "do you know what "fuck off" means Jose? Thought so."

 

[Raven]

I just hope they don't sniff the big plastic flower on his lapel.

 

[Scouse]

I just hope they don't sniff the big plastic flower on his lapel.

To be fair, if he did do that then I'd instantly like him forever

 

[Raven]

Jesus, it gets worse...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-northamptonshire-34553462

3 million (lol) to building contractors
10 million to the council
X million to HMRC

A winding up petition hanging over them

Proper fucked.

 

[Bodhi]

I've got myself out of situations before by pretending I don't speak French very well but then, I haven't been seen by millions on TV speaking a second language perfectly well. I'm not sure how Mourinho thought it would go...

You really are obsessed by our manager aren't you? Is there something you'd like to share with the group?

Don't worry I'm sure you're not the first football fan to have a man crush on him. Probably the first who doesn't support Chelsea or Inter, but still.

 

[Scouse]

You really are obsessed by our manager aren't you?

To be fair he's been showing epic levels of twattery since the end of last season. It's beyond his usual mischevious twaddle and genuinely looks like he's beginning to lose it a bit.

 

[Moriath]

They broke ramsey again lol

 

[Lakih]

I'm generally a fan of Maureen, hes had an impressive career, definitely one of the best managers in Europe, but this season he has shown an unusual level of super-twat.
Also... Chel$ki sux, ner ner ner...

 

[soze]

He has just said the ref was weak and naieve again he is an idiot.

 

[Raven]

Yeah, I think he has one eye on the door now.

 

[Embattle]

As much as I wish Jose would stop moaning it doesn't change the fact the ref last night had a bit of a mare at times.

 

[Hawkwind]

I chose a hell of a fucking Prem game to be my first one of the season like! Mitrovic's celebration man, what an absolute nutjob of a Serb he is

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2c1h0WP-kQI