I don't do twatter. What the hell is that?To be fair to Liverpool, for all their issues they are top of the Amusing Parody Accounts League on Twitter.
Yes Deluded Brendan I'm looking at you.
Florentino Pérez said:...but what is surprising is that someone wants to do a deal and only starts the process 12 hours before.
Not RM remember they had all but said they were Happy to wait for next summer early in the Window. Man U wanted to sell him late on so they did not lose him for nothing??http://www.theguardian.com/football/2015/sep/04/real-madrid-manchester-united-david-de-gea
Wow.
Sorry, who was trying to buy who again?
Problem with these accounts is they almost always end up getting bought by some ITK/betting cunt. Then you're left wondering why you're suddenly following '@SuperIn-PlayBettingTips'. Case in point, the original Evil Kagawa account.A parody account like @EvilKagawa.
Cause he is paying hazzard millions a year. And he dont want a precious to have a hissy fit and play crap. Hmm. He is playing crap. LolI wondered the whole time why he still hasn't given Hazzard any shit, he was the one laying there calling for treatment which the ref called onto the pitch. Jose should give him shit for faking an injury and costing the team.
Eva Carneiro: Chelsea doctor planning legal action against the Blues after Jose Mourinho froze her out of first-team duties
Sounds like she's having a right giggle about it.
Jose the twat said:Even if you are a kit man, a doctor or a secretary on the bench, you have to understand the game
God not this boring rubbish again, not even back from the international break yet.
Of course. You wouldn't biff him.Not only are they still droning on, but poor Jon Fearn still seems to be getting forgotten, save for the odd footnote to the hand wringing. I do wonder why - it's almost as if his story just isn't as interesting, even though he has been treated in exactly the same way.