Football The 2015/2016 Fantasy Football Thread

[Raven]

Ah, I see. Ta

 

[caLLous]

Sod Fantasy Football... 24 points for the week, what a load of bollocks.

 

[Shagrat]

makes me feel a bit better, that's worse than me

 

[Raven]

I did OK, 51 points. UTD players got me fuck all as usual.

 

[Trem]

Will see who buys what then fuck depay and benteke off after the break.

DeBruyne won't set the world on fire….or will he?

 

[Trem]

I have ignored my advice to Raven and done a transfer now, but listen, let me explain. If I don't do it now I will forget who I want, then everyone else will get him and score loads of points and I will then go on a murderous rampage around @caLLous's chateau so it is best I do it early. He won't play in the internationals I just need to get no other injuries

 

[caLLous]

I was 100% going to sign Coutinho but I forgot, luckily.

I think you should ground Dan and remove all internet devices, he's making us all look like twats.

 

[Trem]

I was 100% going to sign Coutinho but I forgot, luckily.

I think you should ground Dan and remove all internet devices, he's making us all look like twats.

he is a shit, he drives me mental. He scored fuck all with his captain this week and still did well. He is incredibly clued up on football, here and abroad, it gets boring.

It's his birthday on Thursday (he will be 11) I'm telling him he's getting nothing unless he stops doing his team

 

[Raven]

10, TEN?!!

FFS

 

[Ch3tan]

I'm doing okay despite being crap, because most of you are even worse

 

[caLLous]

I'm doing okay despite being crap, because most of you are even worse

Story of United's season so far.

 

[MrBic]

damn break made me forget about FF.. should have swapped some players >.<

 

[caLLous]

I wish I hadn't swapped some players. My front line of Wilson, Gomis (captain) and Aguero looks to have scored 7 points.

 

[Billargh]

My captain Aguero going off after 20 minutes, Silva being injured, blurgh.

At least Ighalo will get auto subbed in!

 

[Vae]

Captain scores so far this season: 2,2,2,2,1
I'm so good at this game

 

[georgie]

Awww, I want there to be a hug rating. Oh well, 'Funny' will have to do.

 

[caLLous]

Don't you dare show @Vae any sympathy. You know full well he will magic his way to the top of the league.

 

[Billargh]

I pressed funny, but I'm not laughing with you @Vae , it's at you.

 

[caLLous]

That's the spirit!

 

[Vae]

That's the spirit!

 

[Billargh]

What is the point in Kane this season?

 

[Moriath]

What is the point in Kane this season?

Thought he would kick on after his two england goals. Dammit.

 

[Calaen]

i stuck Martial my squad, but didn't stick him in my team. what a berk!

 

[caLLous]

I'm behind @Vae. That's how bad my FF luck has been recently. At least Aguero finally got into double figures though, as my captain.

 

[Billargh]

62 points this week, best week so far I think. Thank God Ighalo is getting auto-subbed in for me.

I'm behind @Vae. That's how bad my FF luck has been recently. At least Aguero finally got into double figures though, as my captain.

Oh, you had Martial on the bench, my heart bleeds!

 

[Calaen]

62 points this week, best week so far I think. Thank God Ighalo is getting auto-subbed in for me.



Oh, you had Martial on the bench, my heart bleeds!

I did for the second week running

 

[caLLous]

Oh, you had Martial on the bench, my heart bleeds!

No I didn't...

 

[Raven]

Good'ol 2 points Kane, if I wasn't having such a nightmare with defenders he would be gone.

 

[caLLous]

Anybody else actually struggling to spend all of their money? It seems like the majority of the high points scorers have been quite cheap players so far. I carried over £6m last week because I couldn't see a player that I thought would out-score what I had.

 

[Lakih]

Subbed in Martial for next round, just waiting for the news that he broke a leg during practice or got a concussion while grocery shopping or something stupid.