Football The 2011/2012 Season Thread

[Billargh]

Jose Enrique - "Newcastle will never again fight to finish in top 6 with this policy".

What a day, absolutely hilarious match. Perch's theatrics can suck a dick though, tragic thing is nearly every top flight footballer in this day and age would've done the same.

Well done on the bet though, Raven

 

[soze]

Carlol did not dive! He just fell over.

"I don't think it was a penalty but neither did I think Andy was trying to get a penalty. The decision not to give a penalty was correct but it was harsh to show him a yellow card, he was always struggling to keep his balance.''

 

[Billargh]

What a goal by Sigurdsson!

 

[Vladamir]

Mon the swans!

 

[cHodAX]

Silly Pepe!

 

[Vladamir]

Ffs Swansea you noobs

 

[Sydrik]

Happy days. Great display from Bale (shockingly stuck the left wing) Ade finally bags a couple of goals and Lennon is back. Could be a tasty run in.

 

[Vladamir]

5 points away from Arsenal & Spurs. Big games ahead;

Arsenal; City & Chelsea at home, Stoke away.

Spurs; Sunderland and QPR away,

Chelsea; Arsenal & Liverpool away, Newcastle at home.

Think we've got the worst looking run-in unless some of the relegation scrappers pull off some upsets, could be very tight for fourth regardless.

 

[Keitanz]

To be fair it looks like he did trip a bit.

 

[Turamber]

The Villa fan's reputation is thoroughly deserved.

Meanwhile everything is hunky dory at Misery FC?

Any minute silences coming up?

 

[caLLous]

I don't know if it's good news or not but we're done with "top half" teams for the season. Interesting run-in indeed!

 

[Calaen]

5 points away from Arsenal & Spurs. Big games ahead;

Arsenal; City & Chelsea at home, Stoke away.

Spurs; Sunderland and QPR away,

Chelsea; Arsenal & Liverpool away, Newcastle at home.

Think we've got the worst looking run-in unless some of the relegation scrappers pull off some upsets, could be very tight for fourth regardless.

I can't believe you missed Newcastle out of your running, they are there on merit and performances.

 

[cHodAX]

Typical Spuds complacency and it may well cost them!

 

[caLLous]

Win the league before you start talking about complacency.

(which you probably will because City are hilariously fucking it up)

 

[Scouse]

B'jeesus. Just watched MOTD2.

Glad I went on a 55-mile bike ride in the blazing sunshine with a mate instead

 

[Ch3tan]

Andy Carroll has issued an apology to Dalgliesh. He didn't mean to go straight down the tunnel after being substituted: he was aiming for the bench and missed, as per usual.

 

[caLLous]

I saw Hazard playing for Lille today, he was on fire. COME TO SPURS EDEN.

 

[Gray]

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hah well worked.

 

[Vladamir]

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepag...in-amazing-F-word-rant-at-Kenny-Dalglish.html

Worst run in 50 years

 

[Embattle]

This is probably the very reason Kenny wasn't sure he really wanted to manage them originally.

 

[caLLous]

Manchester City in further turmoil after Mario Balotelli is involved in dressing-room clash with Yaya Toure

Also, City officially deserve fuck all because they apparently "underestimated" Sunderland. Which not only makes them fucking idiots because the cats have been awesome since O'Neill took over (when Sessegnon has not been banned) but it's really fucking rude to say something like that about fellow competitors after or before a game imo. Complacent wankers.

 

[Gray]

But don't they say that about every team who beats them who *isn't* a top 4 team? Seem to remember Mancini coming out with something like "We weren't prepared fully for Everton" when we beat them at Goodison.

 

[cHodAX]

 

[Vladamir]

The FA have brought in a new ruling. Anyone found passing to Andy Carroll will automatically receive a yellow card for time wasting.

 

[Wazzerphuk]

Now that Taraabt has scored, Downing is the player with the most shots and no goals in the league this season.

Fucking typical that Taraabt has his one good game of the season against us, the useless shitbag.

 

[Wazzerphuk]

* Stoke's goal difference is minus 14 - double the negative total of the teams either side of them in the league.
* They have scored a joint-worst (with Wigan) 29 goals this season.
* They are bottom of the league in terms of possession.
* They are bottom in terms of pass completion.
* They have the lowest number of shots per game.

Get the fuck out of the Prem you depressing, shit, dirty, boring, tactless cunts.

 

[eksdee]

Ridiculous hyperbole in the objective sense but I can't help myself: Stoke are the emodiment of the phrase 'anti-football'.

 

[Wazzerphuk]

It amazes me that so many of their fans are prepared to pay week in week out to watch that. A lot seem to enjoy it as well.

Says a lot for the area tbh.

 

[caLLous]

Liverpool's Andy Carroll and football's worst divers

 

[cHodAX]

He learnt from his captain, King of the Scouse Swan Divers!