Football The 2011/2012 Season Thread

[Reno]

I just love silly stats, in case you haven't noticed

Is it the cause or the effect of your work?

 

[Wazzerphuk]

A bit of both probably

 

[Ch3tan]

Enrique's been great. Downing has been OK but has had nobody to get on the end of his crosses. Suarez is excellent but not an out-and-out striker.

You've said this before, and I disagree massively. He is an out and out striker, and a very good one too. However you play such boring football most of the time that he never gets the kind of balls he needs.

 

[Wazzerphuk]

Yeah, he used to be the sole ST in Ajax's team and destroyed so many defences.

 

[Sydrik]

If De Gea's nickname at Utd isn't 'Pubebeard' it fucking well should be

 

[Scouse]

Yeah, he used to be the sole ST in Ajax's team and destroyed so many defences.

Strength of the dutch league is about comparable to the Scottish Spanish league that Messi* is pissing all over.

He's a second striker. Needs a Torres-type making runs off him in the Premier League. Which, funnily enough...


*Stupid little man. Should ply his trade in a real man's league

 

[Vladamir]

If De Gea's nickname at Utd isn't 'Pubebeard' it fucking well should be

Aoami has voiced this point many times

 

[Bahumat]

If we win tonight I stand to make £9 lol.

 

[eksdee]

If we win tonight I stand to make £9 lol.

Flush!

 

[Vladamir]

In his last 2 games, Lionel Messi had had more touches of the ball (187) then Andy Carroll has had all season (144)

Ball-tickler!

 

[Ch3tan]

Squeaky bum time

 

[Ch3tan]

Blatant pen... Champions luck?

 

[Bahumat]

wow this last 10 minutes we have looked fucking awful. Lucky not to have conceded a penalty.

 

[Ch3tan]

Champions get wins they probably shouldn't have.

 

[Shagrat]

well there's a surprise

opposition in not getting stonewall penalty awarded at old trafford again shocker

awful decision by the ref

 

[Cerb]

Fuck me United seemed determined not to win that in the last ten minutes. Some suicidal fucking passing had me screaming blue murder.

And fuck off Shagrat your lot got one they shouldn't have!

 

[Keitanz]

Blatant pen... Champions luck?

It's just that the big clubs get more decisions in their favour sadly

 

[Cerb]

*I fully realize it was a stonewall penalty I'm just choosing to be a biased prat about it.

 

[Wazzerphuk]

Such a rubbish clumsy challenge, very lucky to get away with that.

 

[DaGaffer]

I've never seen so many people trip over their own feet in the box in my life. 19 shots on goal, 350,000 comedy pratfalls.

Would have been gutted if Danny-fucking-Murphy had got a penalty, but he should have had one.

 

[cHodAX]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/fo...ear-Chelsea-players-running-Gary-Neville.html

Nice analysis by Nev.

As for United, another piss poor performance but three points, beggars can't be choosers.

 

[Scouse]

Didn't United recently go eleven years at OT without having a penalty awarded against them?

 

[cHodAX]

Didn't United recently go eleven years at OT without having a penalty awarded against them?

Yet you neglect to mention the one Newcastle were awarded against us?

 

[Vladamir]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/fo...ear-Chelsea-players-running-Gary-Neville.html

Nice analysis by Nev.

As for United, another piss poor performance but three points, beggars can't be choosers.

The new generation needs to be built around Romeu, Sturridge, Mata, Luiz & Ramires, age range of 19-25, those are the guys who can play twice a week and recover well, Lamps and Drogs just physically capable anymore.

 

[Wazzerphuk]

Yet you neglect to mention the one Newcastle were awarded against us?

Even we got one!

 

[Scouse]

Yet you neglect to mention the one Newcastle were awarded against us?

This is not a game of list the penalties Man U have had awarded against them.

For a start, it would be a very short game and secondly, I'm sure you must have had some awarded against you before the ELEVEN YEAR gap...

 

[cHodAX]

Whack your hat on Scouse!

 

[Scouse]

Not quite the eleven years but I'll see your tin-foil hat and raise you a little evidence.

Turns out that it was a ten year run without one being scored. To be fair tho, only three were given at OT in that time...

 

[cHodAX]

Not quite the eleven years but I'll see your tin-foil hat and raise you a little evidence.

Turns out that it was a ten year run without one being scored. To be fair tho, only three were given at OT in that time...

So it is our fault that three were missed as well?

 

[Scouse]

Clearly.

The tethering of the ball to a stake at the penalty spot with elastic, by the referee, under supervision by the heads of the premier league and the FA, upon the direct orders of SKY, put the penalty takers right off.

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