T.L.S.I.T.W.O.T.W. (B.S.) volume 2!

[old.ignus]

...who had hidden at the other end of the bus to avoid little Dan, which caused great.....

 

[PR.]

great laughter when the girls spotted Dan had 'lost control of himself' on the near miss of hitting the tree.

"Welll Girlzz why you looking there anyway?!" said Dan

"Well...

 

[Nibbler]

...it all started on Meleé island. I had dreams of being a grog swilling, buckaneering pirate. But little did i know that...

 

[Summo]

... many years of training, buckling and voyaging lay ahead of me. "I am rubber, you are glue." I kept repeating to myself, as I had been instructed to. I couldn't help feeling that something was amiss. I quickened my pace and decided to...

 

[Nibbler]

...grow a beard...

 

[old.ignus]

...and shave it into a goatie, in the hope that it may.....

 

[Summo]

... give my boyish face a rugged, sea-farring look. I fear it only made me appear...

 

[Nibbler]

...to look as stupid as:

D http://hotornot.needbackup.net/ )

 

[Stazbumpa]

...Ignus...

 

[Testin da Cable]

[OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGLOL]


...so...

 

[Embattle]

...what...

 

[Sir Frizz]

...he thought to himself, and he carried on...

 

[Nibbler]

...rumping...

 

[Stazbumpa]

...with a rather surprised goldfish...

 

[Testin da Cable]

...who voiced his protest by...

 

[Sir Frizz]

...pulling out the biggest bastid gun you've ever seen, locked and loaded, he was about to fire until...

 

[DAN200]

...i noticed that my large, sausage shaped gun was missing, that is why I spent such a large ammount of time looking at your trousers, as I beleived I had found my weapon"

"Ohh, said Dan, i see...

(Just making sure we dont go Off Topic )

 

[Stazbumpa]

"...skies of blue, red roses bloom,
and I think to myself..."

 

[DAN200]

....Man, you girls are sexeh!"
"In that case" said the Girls "Would you like to...

 

[Sir Frizz]

...go away and occupy yourself with what you do best? like playing games...you kid? So dan heartbroken ran off in a whimper saying to himself...

 

[Testin da Cable]

..."there's no place like home...there's no place like home" but nothing happened so when he arrived in his room he...

 

[DAN200]

...was about to pull down his trousers and whip out his stash when suddenly he heard a knock on the door, when he went to it it was those sexy girls again wearing nothing but...

 

[Summo]

... radioactive protective suits. "You forgot this," said one of the girls, handing over a three year old unopened condom. And then they all left...

 

[DAN200]

...their radiation suits on the doorstep and ran off to dans room...

(Im not giving up on this one )

 

[Testin da Cable]

...to look at his wrinkled 1978 playboy june edition that Dan had found in the attic one day while...

 

[DAN200]

...studying. "Wow" said the sexee ladeez "I llooovvee a man whos interested in history, especially one who dosen't hide his manlyness...

 

[xenon2000]

...and uses sexy moderating powers to close down pathetic threads like this one"... they then went on to think of a suitable ending...

 

[old.ignus]

.....which involved Dans penis falling off, the girls who secretly wanted him were suddenly put off and walked away to find....

 

[Summo]

... Xenon200 laughing madly weilding his flacid Sword of Thread Power.

They chuckled at him, knowing full well the ability to close or delete threads had long since been removed from the boards. And that even if he did manage to close it and twenty forum regulars were demoted, another similar thread would spring up in its place, probably started by Dan, who would treasure it and care for it never let it die.

Once the giggling had settled down, Dan went about trying to fnd his penis...

 

[old.ignus]

...which had unfortunately fallen into a blast furnace that for some reason had been built in Dans basement, therefore destroying the small but somewhat dangerous offender, this left the members of Barrysworld.....