T.L.S.I.T.W.O.T.W. (B.S.) volume 2!

[bodhi]

.... just as drunk as I am.....

 

[Testin da Cable]

...and laughing themselves silly at the prospect of...

 

[Nibbler]

...the prospector...

 

[Summo]

... with his sieve of gold nuggets...

 

[Nibbler]

...and pocket full of...

 

[Stazbumpa]

...high explosives...

 

[bodhi]

....and Kryptonite.....

 

[old.ignus]

....and more importantly prosthitic penis's'ss's (whatever the plural for penis is) in all shapes sizes and colours, which really.....

 

[bodhi]

....was a load of old cock. Meanwhile in a Galaxy far far away.....

 

[old.ignus]

....advanced aliens still couldn't figure out the link in the last post by Bohdi, they decided that there only option was to....

 

[bodhi]

....notice that he missed a word out and has now corrected it....

 

[xenon2000]

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[old.ignus]

....said the aliens.......

 

[DAN200]

...while very, very, very drunk.
"DAFFASFDFE OERIRO MOOMOO?" said the alien barmaid, "SAMAMENNONG FASSYPOOT MONGLEDINGER!",
"Idiots" said a passing alien tourist, "even the barmaids are drunk...

 

[xenon2000]

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[Sir Frizz]

...as they continued to murmur...

(xenon, why the fuck are you ruining your own thread?)

 

[xenon2000]

(because its totally shit and I got annoyed at not being able to delete it. Its turned into a nonsensical piece of crap solely for people to increase their post count... theres no good humour now nor interesting reading in here. It really is bollocks... I cant emphasize it enough)

 

[Sir Frizz]

it ever made sense?

 

[old.ignus]

....said the drunk guy in the corner.....

 

[xenon2000]

Originally posted by the-frizz
it ever made sense?

Well, I guess not... it kinda lost its momentum after a few pages. The first story thread was often quite entertaining, and when it starting to turn into the state this one is now, it ended up finishing. I had hoped for a similar thread with this one but it's gone off the rails now.

I doubt this "story" will ever end, unfortunately

 

[old.ignus]

We could try:

...then the whole universe exploded thus destroy all matter and anit matter the end.

That could be an ending if you want.

 

[bodhi]

Originally posted by ignus
....said the drunk guy in the corner.....

....who then passed out in a pool of his own vomit.


THE END

 

[xenon2000]

yes, YES YES YES!!!
==========================================

I feel extravagant enought to use a smiley ------->

And you forgot to mention that final guy was called Nigel; he was a headbanger, and sold cars

 

[DAN200]

(Xenon, go read the bits on "the small welsch village of Japon", it will restore all your faith)

 

[Summo]

And thus was the state of the universe for billions of years.

Eventually, from the pool of vomit grew a new phenomenon. The four forces of nature; strong nuclear, weak nuclear, electromagnetic and gravity were combined as a single "super force". Elementary particles known as quarks begin to bond in trios, forming photons, positrons and netrinos and were created along with their antiparticles. The density of the Universe in this moment of life reached 1094g/cm3 with the majority of this being radiation.

Over time a new universe was formed, with new life, new civilisations, until eventually a man was given existence.

The man's name was...

Rod Stewart.




(If yer don't like it, don't read it. )
(My fave bits in the whole thread are the recent Hitch-Hiker's style posts)

 

[old.ignus]

..unfortunately there didn't seem to be a woman for Rod Stewart, only a small.....

 

[Testin da Cable]

...greenish...


[soz, I meant to stop...can't help myself...arrg...eeep]

 

[old.charliealpha]

..robot..

 

[PR.]

... who answered to the name of...

 

[old.ignus]

...Rod Stewarts green robot, or R.S.G.R...