T.L.S.I.T.W.O.T.W. (B.S.) volume 2!

[DAN200]

...grab the dress as he did so, using it to cover his dangly bits, that done, he continued into the dark room, "Hello moussiour" said Lorreles voice from within the darkness "I ave something to show you..."

 

[Sir Frizz]

..."what do you think of these?"

it turned out that she pulled out her...

 

[DAN200]

...heaving...

(here we go again...)

 

[old.-=>AEROTOON<=-]

....false breasts, she tried to give them to me but............

 

[DAN200]

...they ended up falling off and rolling around on the floor. "Ooh" said Madamme Lorrelle, "Excusimwa, I will just pick these up and we can continue..."
"Uh, uh, uh, BYE!" stammered Matthew and promptly threw on the dress and left to...

(To him but, Aeretoon, your not in the story )

 

[old.-=>AEROTOON<=-]

...find that she had locked the door on him and was closing in fast, he tried to resist but her might overcame him and.....

 

[DAN200]

...squashed him against the floor. This was the end of Matthew Mickelberry, who shall be remembered throughout Clan ARSE as BigcockKilla[CL], the worst RTCW clan leader in all enternity. He shall not be remembered by anyone else for any other reason.

Madamme Lorelle was horrified! She'd never murdered a customer before, she then decided that action had to be taken, and it had to be taken fast, she decided to...

 

[old.-=>AEROTOON<=-]

...let her false breasts eat him, but when they had had enough she finished the body, she went back out of the room and waited for the next customer who happened to be.....

 

[DAN200]

...the public health inspector, Mr. Eric Jefferson PhD. "Good Afternoon", said the inspector, "I wish to speak to the Manager of this established"
"That would be me" said Madamme Lorrelle,
"Thankyou Mrs Lorrelle, I have come to speak to you conserning an alarming rumor that Naked boys have been seen entering this establishment" He paused for affect "What are your comments on the matter??"
"Er...

 

[old.-=>AEROTOON<=-]

... "no naked people of any sort have been running around my shop" was the reply she gave, she then asked him if he would accompany her to the dark room for a bit of the old...

 

[DAN200]

..."Inspection " (). 10 minutes later they both returned from the room looking very hot and flustered "Well" said Eric "I can certainly say without a doubt that I intend to pass THIS establishment"
"Thankyou Moussuir".

Eric then left the shop, adjusting his trousers as he did so, in search of his next stop for inspection...

 

[old.-=>AEROTOON<=-]

...10 minutes passed and not a single person enterd her shop, she waited and then she saw the inspector walking across the road, she called to him and when he turned around he was faced with...

 

[Wij]

...the sight of a bulge in the front of her skirt that looked like....

"Oh God !", cried the inspector, realising the large error he had made.

He ran away to...

 

[Testin da Cable]

...get on the bus to a town called...

 

[Sir Frizz]

...Arnhem, the exact same place tdc was from, so seeing the options available to him, he decided to...

 

[old.-=>AEROTOON<=-]

...get on a different bus to a suspiciously named place, co-incidentally he hadnt been there befor but when he arrived...

 

[Testin da Cable]

...he found, that for some wierd reason he had ended up in Arnhem anyway. Looking around, he noted a large...

 

[Sir Frizz]

...statue dedicated to...

 

[Summo]

... the Linux penguin. 'Aah!' he thought, 'This must be the home of...'

 

[Sir Frizz]

...Embattle ...

 

[Testin da Cable]

...who everyone knows is a closet penguin lover. Sauntering over, he...

 

[DAN200]

...asked a passing man for direction to the nearest railway station, yet all the man could can was "Hello! My name is TDC! I am a l33t ha><0r and Spam0r, how can I help you?"
"Noooooooooo!!!" cried Erik, "Were all DOOMED!"
"Ai!" said tdc agreeingly,
Erik then...

 

[Sir Frizz]

...reeled back and swang at tdc who instinctivly...

 

[Testin da Cable]

...tried to run away, but got his feet caught in a cat5 cable snare. Dangling upside-down, he wondered how he was going to...

 

[DAN200]

...survive. Suddenly tdc came over, did his best menacing laugh, whipped out his keyboard and challenged Eric to an l33t spamming contest, in which if Eric won he would be set free. Eric, considering the surcumstances, Agreed.

ROUND 1...

(Edit!)

 

[Stazbumpa]

..."This program has performed an illegal operation and will now be shut down".

TdC looked across at the upside down Eric and said "We'll call round one a draw shall we?"

ROUND 2:...

 

[Sir Frizz]

..."bad command or file name"

Eric looked across at the downside up tdc and said "We'll call round two a draw as well then?"

leaving just one more round

ROUND 3...

 

[old.-=>AEROTOON<=-]

..."the connection to the server has been reset even though the 600mb file you were downloading had only 5kb to go, please try again"

so, another draw is it, he thought over what to do, and then decided...

 

[DAN200]

...to play counter strike-instead, suddenly they both arrived in the respective spawn points of de_dust, Tdc was Terrorist and Erix was CT, there was no1 else on the teams, TDC had the bomb, Erix had a defuse kit, they both had £16000 each and both of their visions were filled with a bright orange "buy menu", they therefore both purchased..

 

[old.-=>AEROTOON<=-]

...the biggest, uggliest and deadliest machineguns known to the game called counter-strike, armed to the teeth they set about their well laid out strategies, when to everyones dismay, both of them...