T.L.S.I.T.W.O.T.W. (B.S.) volume 2!

[Sir Frizz]

...hey mathew, how are you?... to which he replied...

 

[DAN200]

..."Im, er fine."
"And why haven't you been at school Mathew?"
A short Pause.
"Speak up Mathew"
"I, er, havent. er." *SQUELCH*
"What was that noise Matthew?"
Another pause.
"And that bulge in your trousers Matthew, What is it?"
Matthew started to sweat.
"Matthew??"
Matthew replied...

 

[Sir Frizz]

...you'll have to excuse me, i uh dont feel good.

so mathew quickly ran upstairs only to bump into his mother once more who then...

 

[DAN200]

...shouted "Ive just seen the state of your room!, Go clean up all that dried blood on the walls!!"...

 

[Sir Frizz]

...so he scurried off back into his room and quickly got out his stash once more, immediately afterwards...

 

[DAN200]

...he decided to take off his pants and use the fluid to wash the blood off the walls, unfortunately this resulted in...

 

[Sir Frizz]

...his stash hetting slightly damp as it was just dumped on the floor, so he...

 

[Summo]

... held his hidden cigarette lighter to one corner of a mag to dry it off. Predictably...

 

[Sir Frizz]

...he shot his load too prematurely as he was getting highly aroused at the piccies, as well as...

 

[Testin da Cable]

...a sudden dimentional rift making his bed explode, causing even more mess in his room and catapulting bigcockkillah[CL] against his desk. "urgh" he blurted as it propmtly collapsed on top of him. Little did he know that at that very moment...

 

[Sir Frizz]

...his teacher was watching him through the key hole in his door-peedo style- and decided to do something in the ensuing chaos so...

 

[DAN200]

...terrible that it shant be described by me now, however other forum users may feel diferentaly, so ill leave it to..

 

[Sir Frizz]

...wij to describe what horrors may have befallen unto the boy like...

(there ya go wij )

 

[Wij]

... some slight grazing on his knee and...

 

[Summo]

... a small cut above his eye. That, and his leg fell off. Horrified at what she was seeing, the teacher...

 

[Testin da Cable]

...cried "OMG, I'm horrified by what I'm seeing!" Even though this would seem a normal and logical reaction to any non-teenaged person looking into a 14yr olds bedroom, in this case she...

 

[Stazbumpa]

...danced a jig and entered a competition to win a holiday for 2 in Outer Mongolia.

Matthew, however, was not a happy bunny. Picking himself up, he...

 

[Sir Frizz]

...threw his stash in the bin and scampered off in a bad mood, while his mother...

 

[DAN200]

..screamed "Dinners Ready dear!", Matthew then shouted some obsenititys in her direction, and then, picking his moment carefully, rushed out the door for the first time in 2 weeks, with the intention of going down Currys, or Dixons, or most probably PCWorld, to buy ANOTHER new computer. He stepped out, after adjusting his eyes to the bright glare of natural light and slowing dropping into focus, he was horrified to discover...

 

[Wij]

...he had forgotten to put on any clothes, and the door had locked behind him. Some of the girls from school were passing and pointed at him giggling "What a wanker, he's forgotten his clothes !"

Matthew ran around the corner to...

 

[DAN200]

...the only nearby clothes shop he knew, and the one whos shop window he looked through the most, Madamme Lorelle's lair ola Lingerie, he took a deep breath, swallowed his pride, and skurried it...

 

[Sir Frizz]

...inside and looked for the least revealing outfit he could find, a gimpish thing with a big cock poking out. BUT seein as he didnt have any money on him or a credit card the only option was to...

 

[DAN200]

...erm...

 

[Sir Frizz]

...run outside again and look for some clothes, so in the freezing cold, he ran back home and as soon as he got in he turned into stealth mode like in MGS, so avoiding all his family, getting his wallet and running out again(still Nakey) he run back to gimp stre and decided to buy THIS time...

(there ya go DAN)

 

[DAN200]

..."The pink frock with the tassles on the sides I like"
"Certainally Messuir." Said the woman at the counter in a fake French accent, "What size Bra is your Special Madamm?",
"Um, er, pretty, er, FLAT, i would guess", stuttered Matthew,
"Ooh Messuir you is soo funny! I think maddam must have wonderfull boobs!"
"Er, yes, just get on with it.."
"Of cource, Messuir, I will be quick!"...

 

[Stazbumpa]

...and she was, which was nice, so Matthew...

 

[DAN200]

...stood their emmbaressed while Madamm Lorelle went and got the dress with the largest cups in the shop, all the time, however, Matthew was still naked, when Madamm returned...

 

[Sir Frizz]

..he had a huge fucking hard-on which amde madamm lorelle...

 

[DAN200]

...giggle and say "Ooh mousuirr, you is soo naughty!! Here, I will give you dress half-price, wee?"
"Oh, er ok" said Matthew,
"Oh, and, er moussuir, one more thing...

 

[Sir Frizz]

..."ugh, sure"
"OK, can you pleeeze cum bak to ze DARK room?"
matt decided to...