Swords Encyclopedia of everything 2004

[swords]

[QUOTE='Shy]Will you ever get another 2 1/2 pint glass?[/QUOTE]

Yes, my 20th Birthday i shall recieve one.

 

[swords]

Ssh pez

After getting used to the disappointment of a life without 'Devil Spawn', I am somewhat excited at the prospect of 'Doom Child'. So, I recant my statement Swords. Do continue ~ushers you on~

Oh you know...DOOM child! like Damien etc

 

[swords]

How far could a woodchuck, chuck wood if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

3 Meters precisely regardless of mass of the wood, the strength of the chucker or wind resistance.

This is ''one of those things'' like busses coming in three's for example.

 

[Sissyfoo]

Oh you know...DOOM child! like Damien etc

Will I have to kill it at some point? If so, can you recommend a way for getting blood stains out of a suit?

 

[swords]

Will I have to kill it at some point? If so, can you recommend a way for getting blood stains out of a suit?

wet the bloody patch and pour salt crystals on.
leave for a while then wash.

 

[Sissyfoo]

Yea...but will I have to kill him?!

 

[swords]

Yea...but will I have to kill him?!

If you wish to remain evil overlord of all things (apart from Ala...she wears the trousers tbh) then you will...lest he kill you and take over!

 

[Sissyfoo]

Good point...mebbe I'll just stick him in a tower until I'm too dead to rule the universe.

 

[Ala]

(apart from Ala...she wears the trousers tbh)

Rah

 

[swords]

Good point...mebbe I'll just stick him in a tower until I'm too dead to rule the universe.

Just make sure no Warrior Princesses decide to rescue him...(that would make mankind look bad)

 

[swords]

Rah

See thats what you get for giving me a chance

 

[Sissyfoo]

Only because she is stronger than me. Doesn't make me less evil.

 

[[TB] Benedictine]

I took the 'when will I die' test posted earlier.

Am I middle aged?

 

[swords]

I took the 'when will I die' test posted earlier.

Am I middle aged?

You are not middle aged, the 'when will i die'' test is a fraudulent test which does not, in fact, deduce when you will die.

 

[[TB] Benedictine]

Phew.....

 

[Garnet]

'What is the meaning of life?'

 

[Chilly]

42!!

yes! that ws an easy one..

 

[Marc]

at the moment and for the last 10 years its been Roy Jones Jnr by a MILE. Hes only really a middleweight and hes taking the piss out of the joke that is the heavyweights atm by having the WBA title. lol getting on a bit now tho so prolly will retire soon, he was so bored of a lack of challengers 5 years ago he wanted to play basketball over here in the british league

Would loved to of seen Sugar ray Lenoard vs Jones Jnr both at their peak.

Ultimate fight of course would be Marciano vs Ali

Roy Jones JNR Stepped up cos he was scared of Calzaghe and he knew the current heavyweights are a bag of shite (was common knowledge Lewis was retiring after 1 more fight post Tyson).

Hardly the actions of the worlds best pound for pound boxer. Calzaghe would tear him apart now (IMO of course)

 

[Oasis]

Will I get a testicle implant one day so my left ball isn't so lonely?

 

[Sissyfoo]

Chop t'other one off for a sense of symmetry! Groinal Feng Sui I call it!

 

[swords]

Chop t'other one off for a sense of symmetry! Groinal Feng Sui I call it!

Feng Shui My arse!

Aye lad Chop T'otherun off. It'll benefit Species like.

 

[Calaen]

Very nice thread Swords.


I have a question for you.

If you where on the receiving end of a Sexual Spit Roast.

A) Would you be a Pig? and if so does that mean the other 2 fuckers are commiting an act of Beastiality?

 

[swords]

Very nice thread Swords.


I have a question for you.

If you where on the receiving end of a Sexual Spit Roast.

A) Would you be a Pig? and if so does that mean the other 2 fuckers are commiting an act of Beastiality?

No and No.

 

[Calaen]

Bah I wanted real answers ozzy daammit. Im bored at work please humour me

 

[Nalistah]

why do infils have dragonfang? :C

 

[Oasis]

Feng Shui My arse!

Aye lad Chop T'otherun off. It'll benefit Species like.

Okay

 

[Sissyfoo]

That's not very nice. :/

 

[Oasis]

Chop t'other one off for a sense of symmetry! Groinal Feng Sui I call it!

He got the idea from you!! Thanks.....friend

 

[Sissyfoo]

 

[swords]

He meerly knew the answer was obvious. as you can see he has been in this thread for a while now and is truly starting to learn the wisdom of Swords!

Besides...he used T'other, so i out Yorkshire'd him. obviously.