Swords Encyclopedia of everything 2004

[Sissyfoo]

I was using dorset speak, dammit!

Ding 300 posts btw!

 

[Nuked]

lol, how is this thread not locked (IBTL btw) or on page 7 yet?

grats on 300 .. and ding 500

 

[swords]

lol, how is this thread not locked (IBTL btw) or on page 7 yet?

grats on 300 .. and ding 500

Because its an insight to everything and therefore usefull

 

[Garnet]

bah was expecting some git to quote Conan to the answer of my question ffs ;<

 

['Shy]

Soon this thread will be a year old. Did everyone get the answers they needed for 2004?

 

[swords]

You bumped meh thread!

Im still around you know, its been awfully quiet round here...
*watches tumblewed roll by*

 

[Lumikki]

What's the meaning of life?

And I don't want a stupid answer.

Haven't you read the Hitch-hickers guide to the galaxy?!

 

['Shy]

You bumped meh thread!

Im still around you know, its been awfully quiet round here...
*watches tumblewed roll by*

Aaah glad you're still around, I was concerned not everyone had all the answers they needed. Please keep the rest of the week free just in case you're needed!

 

[Dillinja]

Who keeps bumping this crap thread anyway? :|

Haha. I love me.

 

[Teren]

Why does cat piss glow in black light?

 

[Brynn]

Why do birds with big tits - always have the intelligence and "talkability" of a gnat

 

[Lumikki]

Who needs talking when big tits can get you pretty far in life...


hah! :kissit:

 

[Chobb]

How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

 

[tris-]

when you spunk in the carpet, how do you get rid of the stains so they dont glow under black light?

for a friend of course.

 

[Brynn]

when you spunk in the carpet, how do you get rid of the stains so they dont glow under black light?

for a friend of course.

oO is that true?

 

[tris-]

dude u should see my floor

i mean my mates floor. it looks like a patch work quilt with splats of yellow glowing up all over the place

 

[Brynn]

dude u should see my floor

i mean my mates floor. it looks like a patch work quilt with splats of yellow glowing up all over the place

shit i better get a water cleaner.....i mean my mate better get one

 

[swords]

Why does cat piss glow in black light?

Black light (Ultraviolet) causes the release of photons in the ammonia groups that comprise urea. (NH3) this release is what makes it fluorescent. (it absorbs at that wavelength)

 

[swords]

Why do birds with big tits - always have the intelligence and "talkability" of a gnat

Too much blood being diverted to the Mammary glands which restricts the amount heading to the brain, leading to reduced funtion. The same reason men with a stiffy would be hard pressed (like the pun?) to solve complex equations...

 

[swords]

How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

As much as he likes.

 

[tris-]

where is my answer mother fucker!

btw brynn, water wont clean it off the carpet. my mate told me.

 

[swords]

when you spunk in the carpet, how do you get rid of the stains so they dont glow under black light?

for a friend of course.

1. use tissues to start with, prevention is better than cure.

2. just use some stain removal product, detergents will do the trick, if this fails try using biological washing power, the enzymes in these will break down the macromolecules into smaller subunits which can easily be washed away.

 

[tris-]

does vanish carpet cleaner work?

 

[enigma]

What do people in the US mountain states do 30% more than people in the US non-mountain states?

I know the answer, but a friend wants to know the correct answer from you.



edit: Oh, and AFTER that I've always wanted a thorough answer to this problem:

Create life. Estimate the differences in subsequent human culture if this form of life had developed 500 million years earlier, with special attention to its probable effect on the English Parliamentary System circa 1750. Prove your thesis.

 

[Tallen]

If Heinz Tomato Ketchup is one of the 57 varieties, what are the other 56?

 

[Huntingtons]

which hair colour am i? :/

 

[swords]

which hair colour am i? :/

Technically your hair colour only appears so, and since no stipulation on physiological conditions was applied i will conclude it appears black in full darkness.

 

[swords]

If Heinz Tomato Ketchup is one of the 57 varieties, what are the other 56?

The answer is simple, in 1896 Henry John Heinz noticed an advertisement for "21 styles of shoes." He decided that his own products were not styles, but varieties. Although there were many more than 57 foods in production at the time, because the numbers "5" and "7" held a special significance for him and his wife, he adopted the slogan "57 Varieties.

 

[swords]

What do people in the US mountain states do 30% more than people in the US non-mountain states?
Eat Cookies!

Create life. Estimate the differences in subsequent human culture if this form of life had developed 500 million years earlier, with special attention to its probable effect on the English Parliamentary System circa 1750. Prove your thesis.

Life is the passage of photonic energy through electrons via an organic medium.
The effect of life being created 500 million years previously would mean that the English Parliamentary system circa 1750 would be sold to the Germans (example of similar incident http://news.ft.com/cms/s/f8fcc55e-4e3f-11d9-9351-00000e2511c8.html )
All western armies would be reformed into super duper ooper bloober batallions consisting of 3 men 1 lass and a monkey called stu (who does the actual fighting)
The dominant form of life on the planet would still be Bacteria.
Because they have always been here...
My proof of this is in the pudding

 

[swords]

does vanish carpet cleaner work?

Yes.