Sex or Poo?

[WPKenny]

What's better? Sex or the first poo of the day?

 

[sonicyouth]

For the benefit of Mr. Wij, does a combination of the two count?

 

[WPKenny]

Originally posted by sonicyouth
For the benefit of Mr. Wij, does a combination of the two count?

Either or.

 

[~Lazarus~]

well, technically, the best way to really enjoy a shit is to "back one out" i.e. hold one in for as long as humanly possible, to the point that its peeking out as you are pulling down the underwear in a desperate haze.

So technically, the first shit of the day takes place sometime, mid afternoon.

So, in short, sex sex all the way

 

[Will]

Sex please. I can't believe you had to ask that.

 

[Ono]

Scat?

 

[Tom]

3 sneezes are nice.

 

[Damini]

Time for me to feel mortally offended I think, Mr Kenny

 

[Teh Krypt]

Poo! Still building mine up

 

[Wij]

Um - both are essential and lovely. Why choose ? Has Lou introduced a new rule ? No se><0r if you p00 that day and if you shoot your spoff you can't empty yer arse ?

Mean woman

/edit: aha she replied while I was typing

 

[old.tRoG]

Huzzah for being a sexed up animal.

 

[~Lazarus~]

Originally posted by Damini
Time for me to feel mortally offended I think, Mr Kenny

*envisages Damini waiting behind kitchen door with rolling pin for WPK to get home*

in true Andy Capp style.

 

[Wij]

Originally posted by Damini
Time for me to feel mortally offended I think, Mr Kenny

Oh yeh. Looks like you ain't getting the choice tonight Kenneh

(and the answer is sex obviously)

 

[Teh Krypt]

Quick Kenny take some lacsatives (Yar my spelling is great)

 

[kameleon]

Originally posted by Damini
Time for me to feel mortally offended I think, Mr Kenny

Methinks Mr. Kenny will be IN the shit and not getting any sex

 

[Wij]

Oh yeh - he'll definately be getting some sex again if he has chronic squirts :/

 

[Pakman]

Sex, nuff said

 

[WPKenny]

Originally posted by Damini
Time for me to feel mortally offended I think, Mr Kenny

I never stated a preference. I was just curious abut the public vote.

 

[Will]

Do you want me to start a poll on it?

 

[Wij]

Originally posted by WPKenny
I never stated a preference. I was just curious abut the public vote.

Come on. You can't get out of it that easily. The fact that you could question it at all is offence enough to our females.

Bloody n00b

 

[Ono]

If you're gay you have no choice.

Whether you wanted a poo or not it just gets shoved back up your arse.

Apparently.

 

[Wij]

Originally posted by Ono
If you're gay you have no choice.

Whether you wanted a poo or not it just gets shoved back up your arse.

Apparently.

Not true at all. Both can occur at the same time. Apparently.

 

[Panda On Smack]

how can you possibly compare Sex with having a shit?

Sex is something you look forward to, enjoy and dont want to end whereas a crap is uncomfortable and is something you are relieved to get out of the way.

bizarre

 

[Teh Krypt]

I find have a crap enjoyable..

Holding it in then leting it release.. ahhhh

 

[old.D0LLySh33p]

Actually, taking a very long piss when you've been holding it in for years and years.

 

[Teh Krypt]

That too Dolly .

Anyway its just hit, off to the toilet to feel so good. (Morning poos happen at 3:30pm it seems) Much better when youve waited all night and half the day.

 

[dysfunction]

Defintely sex.

 

[Ono]

Originally posted by dysfunction
Defintely sex.

How would you know?

 

[ECA]

Originally posted by Ono
How would you know?

He doesnt have to pay to take a shit

 

[FatBusinessman]

Sex. No question.

And one thing to consider about the pleasures of defecation: while Sliders can and do happen, Squidgers, Runners, Burners and even Splatters also occur.

I'm sure that has a parallel with sex, but I really hope it doesn't use the same terminology...