Sex or Poo?

[Will]

Originally posted by Wilier
..............actually, Id like (with Kenny's permission) to throw another choice into the poll.

Going for a piss, just after sex?

Feels like your coming all over again. :great:

Try that with a piercing...more like feels like you just pissed all over your girlfriends wall. Oops.

 

[Meatballs]

Originally posted by Wilier
..............actually, Id like (with Kenny's permission) to throw another choice into the poll.

Going for a piss, just after sex?

Feels like your coming all over again. :great:

I dont think its like coming, but it does feel different...

 

[Sar]

Sex ffs.

Bit of a no-brainer tbh.

 

[TedTheDog]

Confuscious say:

"Theres nothing so under-rated as a good shit and nothing so over-rated as a bad fuck"

 

[PR.]

Originally posted by Wilier
I seem to be the only one in our office who can announce
"right, Im off for a shit"

Then be back in the office within 2 minutes.

Everyone else takes fecking ages. I guess, like Laz, I tend to hold onto it until it becomes painfull and the old tortoise is seeing the light before I go, then sit, shit and clean in one smooth action.

There is another reason they take ages... They are sitting in there reading the paper/magazine/mobile phone/PDA cos they are bored!

I do this all the time, in actual fact I would reckon that 10mins of every hour I spend sitting in the bathroom reading my book/listening to music. The reason I do this is to at least reduce the chance of me climbing up the scaffolding outside our office and throwing myself off the top

 

[Wilier]

Can I suggest a job change PR?

 

[TedTheDog]

I guess PR has whats called a "shit job".

I'm sorry, that was rather poor i know.....

 

[Wij]

Originally posted by TedTheDog
I guess PR has whats called a "shit job".

I'm sorry, that was rather poor i know.....

poor

hehe

 

[Maljonic]

Originally posted by PR.
There is another reason they take ages... They are sitting in there reading the paper/magazine/mobile phone/PDA cos they are bored!

I do this all the time, in actual fact I would reckon that 10mins of every hour I spend sitting in the bathroom reading my book/listening to music. The reason I do this is to at least reduce the chance of me climbing up the scaffolding outside our office and throwing myself off the top

You posh git! They have whole bathrooms where you work? Or has your mind been polluted by too much American TV?

 

[PR.]

Originally posted by TedTheDog
I guess PR has whats called a "shit job".

I'm sorry, that was rather poor i know.....

Well seeing as FBM hasn't obliged...

 

[PR.]

Originally posted by Maljonic
You posh git! They have whole bathrooms where you work? Or has your mind been polluted by too much American TV?

Yup, whats more its been recently redecorated. So I don't fear for my health having to touch the door handle

 

[FatBusinessman]

Sorry, I appear to have been somewhat lax in my duties...


*s TTD*

 

[Wij]

 

[dysfunction]

Sex > Sneezing > piss > poo